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   Lady Gaga's first line of perfume is released, but it doesn't smell nearly as bloody or semeny as she promised

15 Jun 2012 11:52 AM   |   691 clicks   |   Diva Asia
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Raug the Dwarf     
Does is still smell like pretension, over inflated self worth and taking yourself too seriously?

15 Jun 2012 11:58 AM
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soakitincider     
is she in to body fluids because its the trendy thing to do? Or would it be because she is the freakazoid?

15 Jun 2012 11:58 AM
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Rapmaster2000     
Another ARTISTIC TRIUMPH! This isn't like regular fragrances. You see, Gaga personally designed and smelled thousands of fragrances before selecting this fragrance. She's not like all the other people with fragrances who did not design their own fragrance.

Need more proof? Here is a picture of Lady Gaga playing the piano and thinking about fragrances.
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She's not like all the other pop tarts who don't even sit at pianos and think about fragrances. I think this proves that we are going to be smelling Lady Gaga for a very, very long time. As long as Lady Stetson perhaps. You'll see.

15 Jun 2012 12:00 PM
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frakus     
Good, I need a new manly cologne.

15 Jun 2012 12:00 PM
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rudemix     
FTA:Fame will smell of "tears of belladonna, crushed heart of tiger orchidea with a black veil of incense, pulverized apricot and the combinative essences of saffron and honey drops."

I saw her in a pron with Nacho and a shemale once that was pretty semeny. No blood though.

15 Jun 2012 12:05 PM
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MorePeasPlease     
Speaking of blood and semen, does anyone else here go nuts for the smell of almond extract?

15 Jun 2012 12:05 PM
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LewDux     
Rapmaster2000: Another ARTISTIC TRIUMPH! This isn't like regular fragrances. You see, Gaga personally designed and smelled thousands of fragrances before selecting this fragrance. She's not like all the other people with fragrances who did not design their own fragrance.

Need more proof? Here is a picture of Lady Gaga playing the piano and thinking about fragrances.
[encrypted-tbn0.google.com image 268x188]

She's not like all the other pop tarts who don't even sit at pianos and think about fragrances. I think this proves that we are going to be smelling Lady Gaga for a very, very long time. As long as Lady Stetson perhaps. You'll see.


DAMN you funny

www.pennifred.com

15 Jun 2012 12:06 PM
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offacue     

It's called Fame, we've had the art around the office here for a couple of months. If you delete the A in Fame, it says

"LADY GAGA F ME"


/

15 Jun 2012 12:42 PM
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Cargo    [TotalFark]  
Rapmaster2000: Another ARTISTIC TRIUMPH! This isn't like regular fragrances. You see, Gaga personally designed and smelled thousands of fragrances before selecting this fragrance. She's not like all the other people with fragrances who did not design their own fragrance.

Need more proof? Here is a picture of Lady Gaga playing the piano and thinking about fragrances.
[encrypted-tbn0.google.com image 268x188]

She's not like all the other pop tarts who don't even sit at pianos and think about fragrances. I think this proves that we are going to be smelling Lady Gaga for a very, very long time. As long as Lady Stetson perhaps. You'll see.



Maybe her perfume's popularity will last as long as her music attention-whoring career did.

More power to her! Godspeed, Lady GawGaw!

15 Jun 2012 12:51 PM
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Ctrl-Alt-Del    [TotalFark]  
Do I have to do everything around here?

pinoyobserver.files.wordpress.com

Something something something golf ball dimpler

15 Jun 2012 01:21 PM
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PYROY     
Longest 15 minutes ever.

15 Jun 2012 01:32 PM
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SlagginOff     
FTA: Fame will smell of "tears of belladonna..."

I'm pretty sure anything associated with belladonna at least has a faint smell of blood and semen.

15 Jun 2012 01:34 PM
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Nurglitch     
SlagginOff: FTA: Fame will smell of "tears of belladonna..."

I'm pretty sure anything associated with belladonna at least has a faint smell of blood and semen.


Faint? When I walk into the room, I want be to go gaga.

15 Jun 2012 01:57 PM
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Nurglitch     
Where "be" is "people".

/hot
//like shame

15 Jun 2012 02:01 PM
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indarwinsshadow     
I've heard it smells like fish, piss and cheese....

15 Jun 2012 02:12 PM
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thisiszombocom     
Not till after the rape

15 Jun 2012 02:49 PM
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HKWolf     
So she wanted it to smell like dirty pennies and bleach?

15 Jun 2012 03:27 PM
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zato_ichi     
Ctrl-Alt-Del: Do I have to do everything around here?

[pinoyobserver.files.wordpress.com image 500x375]

Something something something golf ball dimpler


Thank you. It's the only reason I come in to the Gaga threads.

15 Jun 2012 04:20 PM
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MAYORBOB     
Hours after polishing off a steaming bowl of semen and blood my pee always smells like asparagus.

15 Jun 2012 08:19 PM
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StoPPeRmobile     
zato_ichi: Ctrl-Alt-Del: Do I have to do everything around here?

[pinoyobserver.files.wordpress.com image 500x375]

Something something something golf ball dimpler

Thank you. It's the only reason I come in to the Gaga threads.


Why force it then?

15 Jun 2012 10:09 PM
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thetrenchcoat     
Golf Ball Dimples by Gaga.

15 Jun 2012 10:54 PM
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zato_ichi     
StoPPeRmobile: Why force it then?

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Because it's not a meme, dammit!

16 Jun 2012 12:00 AM
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89 Stick-Up Kid     
Ctrl-Alt-Del: Do I have to do everything around here?



Something something something golf ball dimpler


Does anyone have the original for this?

16 Jun 2012 01:37 AM
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