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   Man says Titanic replica he built is haunted, now has Celine Dion stuck in his head 24/7

15 Jun 2012 10:07 AM   |   4980 clicks   |   WTKR
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SmackLT    [TotalFark]  
Translation: He's annoyed that he spent so much time and money on it and really needs the publicity to offset costs and possibly sell it now that he's bored with it in his living room.

15 Jun 2012 09:50 AM
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Walker    [TotalFark]  
As for the skeptics who don't quite see the image as a ghostly image: "suit yourself" says Chuck.
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I SEE THE NUMBER "3" FLOATING IN FRONT OF THE SHIP! OMFG!

15 Jun 2012 10:06 AM
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wraithmare     
Streetlight.

15 Jun 2012 10:13 AM
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Satanus Maximus     
OMG If I was 12 again and it was July 4th, I'd cover that thing with GI Joe figures and M80's!

COBRA!!!

15 Jun 2012 10:18 AM
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Tymast     
nice farking model!

15 Jun 2012 10:19 AM
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AnotherBluesStringer    [TotalFark]  
He is just determined to make this a thing. If he can afford to build a replica of the Titanic, he can probably afford a media buyout, or at the very least a news station that will just follow him around and talk about his magic, haunted ship.

15 Jun 2012 10:20 AM
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Kit Fister     
Wait wait wait, where the fark is the ghost in that thing?

15 Jun 2012 10:21 AM
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Louisiana_Sitar_Club     
i48.tinypic.com

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15 Jun 2012 10:21 AM
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BishopHatto     
Sink it in the swimming pool filled with Holy Water. Then all the ghost will go away.

15 Jun 2012 10:30 AM
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Phoenix19851     
As a resident of the Hampton Roads area, I can safely say that this dude is just crazy...or possibly high on crack as Portsmouth has a really bad drug problem.

15 Jun 2012 10:35 AM
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nytmare     
Just put some angels in it, and they'll balance out the ghosts. Also angel dust helps it float better.

15 Jun 2012 10:44 AM
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brantgoose    [TotalFark]  
It is haunted by teeny-tiney scale model ghosts.

But it is a beautiful piece of work, no wonder it has "ghosts".

Too much realism conjures ghosts out of the human mind, like Jerusalem Syndrome, feeding on the crazy that is always present like background radiation where ever there is mind.

15 Jun 2012 10:47 AM
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PYROY     
Is it haunted by ants?

15 Jun 2012 10:57 AM
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Perlin Noise     
3.bp.blogspot.com

How will all the ghosts FIT in there?!?!!

15 Jun 2012 11:02 AM
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Oldiron_79     
Yes, but is he gonna fill it with Hydrogen?

/wrong famous thing/person meme is mandatory here on fark

15 Jun 2012 11:02 AM
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Tom_Slick     
Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?

15 Jun 2012 11:04 AM
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wildsnowllama     
Miniature hauntings are the most expensive.

15 Jun 2012 11:09 AM
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vudukungfu     
Some old rich guy in Dubai will by it and drop it in a salt water tank for display.

15 Jun 2012 11:14 AM
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four95     
www.nndb.com

RIP Len Dawson


/too obscure?

15 Jun 2012 11:26 AM
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Mega Steve     
Damn you, subby, for getting that song stuck in my head!!!

15 Jun 2012 11:39 AM
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slave2grind     
If there were a such thing as ghosts, the guy may have something, but in reality, he's just making shiat up. But that is a hell of a nice model.

15 Jun 2012 11:40 AM
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ICDedPpl    [TotalFark]  
My laptop is haunted. It just keeps playing "Chasing Pavements" over and over again. Probably because it's a Dell.

15 Jun 2012 11:42 AM
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redundantman     

15 Jun 2012 11:43 AM
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pennysdeuce     
four95: [www.nndb.com image 230x311]

RIP Len Dawson

/too obscure?


uh, yeah. He's alive and well here in KC.

15 Jun 2012 11:45 AM
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Abe Vigoda's Ghost    [TotalFark]  
i49.tinypic.com

I can't see a bald dude with a mustache. The old man is crazy.

15 Jun 2012 12:00 PM
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DownDaRiver     
I'd succeed(sp?) The war of 1812 to Canada if they would take Celine Dione back!

15 Jun 2012 12:00 PM
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Abe Vigoda's Ghost    [TotalFark]  
redundantman: I am just, so emotional now ...

Thank you for that link. It was truly touching, and a nice start to my weekend.

/Mighty dusty in here.

15 Jun 2012 12:03 PM
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Evil Mackerel    [TotalFark]  
Satanus Maximus: OMG If I was 12 again and it was July 4th, I'd cover that thing with GI Joe figures and M80's!

COBRA!!!


Throw in some 25 shot saturn rocket blocks for good measure.
/yes I'm a To-Ho fan.
//Ghidrah!

15 Jun 2012 12:06 PM
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tcaptain     
Tom_Slick: Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?

Ah, if there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say.

15 Jun 2012 01:00 PM
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Current Resident    [TotalFark]  
I'd say a haunting is just the tip of the iceberg.

15 Jun 2012 01:05 PM
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trendkill     
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15 Jun 2012 01:06 PM
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Groink     
i50.tinypic.com

For some reason, I perked up when Juliet Bickford said "...9 feet long, weighing more than 200 pounds"

15 Jun 2012 02:16 PM
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lack of warmth     
He should've said the ghost were having sex. That'll draw more attention.

15 Jun 2012 04:43 PM
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Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy     
Walker: I SEE THE NUMBER "3" FLOATING IN FRONT OF THE SHIP! OMFG!

It's a sign. If they had listened to Riker and decompressed the main shuttlebay, they wouldn't have hit that iceberg.

15 Jun 2012 06:10 PM
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Galaxie500     
That wallpaper is more than enough to disturb the dead. Ugh.

15 Jun 2012 08:19 PM
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Anschauer     
It's commonplace, normal builing models.

9 feet long and 200#'s?

Thats a lot of Testors.

Thank you Revell, Monogram, Aurora, Lindbergh. for hours of fun and sticky hands.

16 Jun 2012 09:44 AM
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