Here in Baltimore we're having a big party with old tall ships, modern Navy ships, the Blue Angels, etc... to celebrate.

It was a tie!

FTA: Canadians, whose forebears helped repulse several U.S. invasions in 1812,

Read a Canadian high school history book. They won, it says so right there.

Look at those dirty icebacks celebrating their "victory". I'm sure they'll be pissing maple syrup once we send a few divisions up there to shut those poutine-eating sons of biatches up.

Fifty-Four Forty or Fight!

In the bicentennial of the Mexican-American War, will we reenact the battles using illegal immigrants?

My ex is Canadian(yeah, yeah...I know) and she loved to antagonize me with this song by the Arrogant Worms. I gotta admit, the song is actually funny. Historically accurate? Not so much.

PacManDreaming: My ex is Canadian(yeah, yeah...I know) and she loved to antagonize me with this song by the Arrogant Worms. I gotta admit, the song is actually funny. Historically accurate? Not so much.

Counter with this

Oh, bless their hearts.

It is? I haven't talked to a single person who gives a damn.

Someone dig up Zombie Andrew Jackson

PacManDreaming: My ex is Canadian(yeah, yeah...I know) and she loved to antagonize me with this song by the Arrogant Worms. I gotta admit, the song is actually funny. Historically accurate? Not so much.

It's not as much fun to poke American's with a stick anymore, now that their empire is crumbling...

How adorable.

The Tricentennial is going to be truly rocking.

Their beer sucks...

WhippingBoy: PacManDreaming: My ex is Canadian(yeah, yeah...I know) and she loved to antagonize me with this song by the Arrogant Worms. I gotta admit, the song is actually funny. Historically accurate? Not so much.

It's not as much fun to poke American's with a stick anymore, now that their empire is crumbling...

You'll be knocking on our door when you finally decide to throw off that English yoke.

Subby forgot to mention the Rush concert....with special guests Gordon Lightfoot and Snow.

/A licky boom boom down.

Honestly, if you guys wanna go ahead and burn down DC again, I won't stop you.

NittLion78: Honestly, if you guys wanna go ahead and burn down DC again, I won't stop you.

I would provide some beer, good beer, for that party.

Generation_D: Read a Canadian high school history book. They won, it says so right there.

"Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany.
That's because they surrendered to the British."

If you guys want to come down for a reenactment of the Battle of New Orleans and get stuck in the mud in Chalmette and get eaten by alligators while we pick the rest off one by one, I'm game. We'll be firing blanks, of course, but I can't make any promises about the alligators.

"Thanks to the war," says John Sek, the Canadian re-enactor who wears a blue coat, "we're not waving an American flag today."

Beware, John Sek. We're already taking your NHL teams and sooner or later we're coming for your flag.

I know it's a thing.

I did a book report on Oliver Hazard Perry when I was in 5th grade. But then again, I'm a lot smarter than most of my dumbass fellow Americans.

Years later, I feel that I enjoy Great Lake's Brewery's "Commodore Perry I.P.A." on a more profound level than other beer drinkers.

I'm not leaving my igloo for it.

theurge14: "Thanks to the war," says John Sek, the Canadian re-enactor who wears a blue coat, "we're not waving an American flag today."

Beware, John Sek. We're already taking your NHL teams and sooner or later we're coming for your flag.

Except we just took one of yours.

Celebrate? Fine. Reenact? Lame.

Will it include a traditional burning of the White House?

Flappyhead: theurge14: "Thanks to the war," says John Sek, the Canadian re-enactor who wears a blue coat, "we're not waving an American flag today."

Beware, John Sek. We're already taking your NHL teams and sooner or later we're coming for your flag.

Except we just took one of yours.

Oh Atlanta? They're southerners, they're used to losing things and denying it. They don't count.

WhippingBoy: PacManDreaming: My ex is Canadian(yeah, yeah...I know) and she loved to antagonize me with this song by the Arrogant Worms. I gotta admit, the song is actually funny. Historically accurate? Not so much.

It's not as much fun to poke American's with a stick anymore, now that their empire is crumbling...

Let me know when Canada decides to become a republic.

theurge14: Flappyhead: theurge14: "Thanks to the war," says John Sek, the Canadian re-enactor who wears a blue coat, "we're not waving an American flag today."

Beware, John Sek. We're already taking your NHL teams and sooner or later we're coming for your flag.

Except we just took one of yours.

Oh Atlanta? They're southerners, they're used to losing things and denying it. They don't count.

There haven't been any Southerners in Atlanta since the early 1980's.

Nabb1: theurge14: Flappyhead: theurge14: "Thanks to the war," says John Sek, the Canadian re-enactor who wears a blue coat, "we're not waving an American flag today."

Beware, John Sek. We're already taking your NHL teams and sooner or later we're coming for your flag.

Except we just took one of yours.

Oh Atlanta? They're southerners, they're used to losing things and denying it. They don't count.

There haven't been any Southerners in Atlanta since the early 1980's.

Not helping, bro.

for some reason stuffing explosives into a live aligator comes to mind

The_Sponge: Subby forgot to mention the Rush concert....with special guests Gordon Lightfoot and Snow.

/A licky boom boom down.

Don't be an informer

theurge14: Oh Atlanta? They're southerners, they're used to losing things and denying it. They don't count.

Down here, we call it the War of Canadian Aggression.

The Bicentennial was last year. They are a year late to the party

America Jr.

Disposable Rob: Will it include a traditional burning of the White House?

Shortly after we burn down Toronto, but before we reenact snatching victory from the jaws of defeat at Baltimore followed by massacring the British at New Orleans.

Disposable Rob: theurge14: Oh Atlanta? They're southerners, they're used to losing things and denying it. They don't count.

Down here, we call it the War of Canadian Aggression.

Province's Rights!

Didn't we win the war in 1812? Who's that old lady on your money?

More like our wannabe Teabagger government trying too hard to instill some US style patriotism. I've heard very little about this, other than the $28 million they are spending on it. Fiscal restraint my ass.

Disposable Rob: theurge14: Oh Atlanta? They're southerners, they're used to losing things and denying it. They don't count.

Down here, we call it the War of Canadian Aggression.

+1 Internets for you.

Hey, if Canada wants to take Detroit back...I'm totally cool with that.


/wait, they didn't take it?
//we gave it up?
///and we asked for it back?

Glenford: More like our wannabe Teabagger government trying too hard to instill some US style patriotism. I've heard very little about this, other than the $28 million they are spending on it. Fiscal restraint my ass.

$28 million in Canadian money is pretty cheap, no?

Flappyhead: theurge14: "Thanks to the war," says John Sek, the Canadian re-enactor who wears a blue coat, "we're not waving an American flag today."

Beware, John Sek. We're already taking your NHL teams and sooner or later we're coming for your flag.

Except we just took one of yours.


Canadians always cross the border to buy products you can't get at home for a reasonable price.

How do Canadians feel about being royal subjects?

Glenford: More like our wannabe Teabagger government trying too hard to instill some US style patriotism. I've heard very little about this, other than the $28 million they are spending on it. Fiscal restraint my ass.

Of course, of course. I forgot how the Canadian way of waging war was. I mean, they even won Normandy at Juno Beach by walking ashore holding a white flag, and politely offering what Canadians claim to be "Beer" and jovial conversation.

/wait a second....

Glenford: More like our wannabe Teabagger government trying too hard to instill some US style patriotism. I've heard very little about this, other than the $28 million they are spending on it. Fiscal restraint my ass.

Hey, now, you guys played a pivotal role for the British in a war that could best be most charitably described as a draw for them, and the US really didn't care how it got framed because they got the British to agree to stop the Royal Navy's harassment of commercial trading vessels sailing under US flags and seizing their cargo and pressing their crews into service.

KiplingKat872: NittLion78: Honestly, if you guys wanna go ahead and burn down DC again, I won't stop you.

I would provide some beer, good beer, for that party.

I'll make poutine.

Canadians drink Molson? LAUGHTER OL!

Canadians are like your cousin who only comes by 2 or 3 times a year. You like him, and you're glad to see him, but you're always thinking, "Why is he like that?". Now I get it. It's a sense of superiority. They kicked our butts and those dirty ice backs (thanks WTF Indeed) have been holding it over our heads for 200 years. Fine, be that way. I'm raising a beer to you right now, Canada, (Anchor, made in America) but I wearing my grumpy face. I hope you're happy.