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   Protip: It is not a good idea to steal money from work - especially if you work at a police station

15 Jun 2012 12:45 PM   |   2641 clicks   |   Pocono Record
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BurnShrike     
Nowhere in the article does it say the guy worked at the police station.

He walked in, pried open a drawer, and stole the cash.

15 Jun 2012 09:42 AM
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NowhereMon     
So intelligent giant squid then?

15 Jun 2012 10:10 AM
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jaylectricity    [TotalFark]  
BurnShrike: Nowhere in the article does it say the guy worked at the police station.

He walked in, pried open a drawer, and stole the cash.


First line of the article:

Police say a man who had worked at a western Pennsylvania police department swiped a couple hundred bucks that had been collected for parking tickets.

Now you could argue that he no longer works there, but we cannot tell if that's because of this incident or not.

15 Jun 2012 10:39 AM
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NowhereMon     
NowhereMon: So intelligent giant squid then?

Yeah, I wondered where that post went...

15 Jun 2012 10:44 AM
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BurnShrike     
jaylectricity: BurnShrike: Nowhere in the article does it say the guy worked at the police station.

He walked in, pried open a drawer, and stole the cash.

First line of the article:

Police say a man who had worked at a western Pennsylvania police department swiped a couple hundred bucks that had been collected for parking tickets.

Now you could argue that he no longer works there, but we cannot tell if that's because of this incident or not.


Ah, I didn't read down that far.

15 Jun 2012 10:47 AM
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bdub77    [TotalFark]  
Are you kidding me? You are kidding me, right? The police station is like the best place for stealing money ever. If you're a cop.

15 Jun 2012 11:44 AM
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snuff3r    [TotalFark]  
Most of the cops i've met in my time are some of the biggest crooks out there. I can't think of a better place to steal from.

15 Jun 2012 12:07 PM
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BumpInTheNight     
Police say a man who had worked at a western Pennsylvania police department swiped a couple hundred bucks that had been collected for parking tickets.

I'm sure once they get that 50$ back to the evidence locker they'll have an iron clad case.

15 Jun 2012 12:50 PM
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Dirtybird971     
In before "good work Lou"

15 Jun 2012 12:54 PM
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LeroyBourne    [TotalFark]  
Clearly he lost his parking ticket fight and felt the need to get his money back and then some...to umm..balance out the universe.

15 Jun 2012 12:57 PM
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BMFPitt     
bdub77: Are you kidding me? You are kidding me, right? The police station is like the best place for stealing money ever. If you're a cop.

No, that's where you store the stolen money from "drug raids" and such. This guy tried to re-steal some, which is a bad idea.

15 Jun 2012 12:59 PM
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groppet     
Hell if I was a cop and we busted a big as drug lord with a room full of cash a handfull might go missing.

15 Jun 2012 01:07 PM
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Bill_Wick's_Friend     
Pretty much the same thing happened in my town except it was money collected for fingerprint services and not money collected for parking tickets.

I guess civilian RCMP employees don't get the luxury of a 10 day paid suspension and a transfer to a new province.

15 Jun 2012 01:11 PM
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Johnny Bananapeel     
Bill_Wick's_Friend: Pretty much the same thing happened in my town except it was money collected for fingerprint services and not money collected for parking tickets.

Same thing in my (former) town, only it involved deputies, guns, radios, and skeevy pawn shops.

15 Jun 2012 01:17 PM
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Red_Fox     
bdub77: Are you kidding me? You are kidding me, right? The police station is like the best place for stealing money ever. If you're a cop.

Thanks I also came here to say this. The best crooks often steal from the most visible (but least obvious) places.

15 Jun 2012 01:21 PM
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THE_JESUS_PANTS     
Go on.
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15 Jun 2012 01:25 PM
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soupgoblin     
The man made one serious mistake.

You have to be a cop to get away with something like this.

15 Jun 2012 01:45 PM
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Vaguely Racist Lawn Ornament     
People who steal money from their places of work baffle me. Why would you shiat in the same bed you sleep in?

15 Jun 2012 02:43 PM
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Trocadero     
No, it's a great idea.

15 Jun 2012 02:43 PM
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Trocadero     
Trocadero: No, it's a great idea.

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15 Jun 2012 02:44 PM
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AnotherOldFart     
Oh no someone stole the donut funds.

15 Jun 2012 02:59 PM
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probesport     
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15 Jun 2012 03:24 PM
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KrispyKritter    [TotalFark]  
FTA: "Carnegie police Chief Jeff Harbin tells WPXI-TV surveillance footage shows Schwab entering the building then walking out with a bag of loot."

almost positive said bag was over-sized & stenciled '$' on both sides

15 Jun 2012 07:59 PM
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relcec     
unless you are on the vice squad, or are a policeman assigned to the evidence room, or intake at the jail, or if you are a patrolman arresting some punk with a couple ounces of weed and fat bill of twenties, or any kind of law enforcement officer imaginable really. then it is a good idea.

15 Jun 2012 08:11 PM
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