He was arrested by the fashion police.

YOU NEVER GO FULL PLAID!

Popped collar, chinstrap beard, golf cap...he's just a big bag of win.

The employees were probably lulled into thinking this guy was going to be an in-and-out customer

what---they sell hamburgers at the bank?

Was he a friend of Carlotta?

FTA: You would think a bank robber would opt for something more inconspicuous. Won't it help someone to ID him, especially if he's pulled this crime of fashion before?

On the other hand I bet people were too busy staring at his clothes to notice his face. If he pulled off the fake hipster beard and changed into jeans, a Jimmy Buffett T-shirt, a straw hat and flip flops you'd never recognize him.

But my eyes. My head. I'm glad I got my anti-migraine scrip refilled.

Crewmannumber6: Was he a friend of Carlotta?

At least we got Terre Haute Indian[slumps] a

I believe it was in Leviticus 19:69...."Thou shalt not wear plaids greater than one...". You know, right after the whole laying men thingee...

Maybe he wanted to wear the tartan of both his mother's and father's clans.

Pretty sure that's argyle and plaid subby... just saying :P

At least, he didn't wear a Campbell plaid. My people would've been very upset with him.

Yes sir we got trouble.

AbbeySomeone: He was arrested by the fashion police.

-No strapless gowns with strapped brassieres either.

-Do not mix animal prints

-Feathered masks at robberies are right out

oh the huge manatee!

coffee fiend: At least, he didn't wear a Campbell plaid. My people would've been very upset with him.

Have we found Bruce Cambell's fark handle?

Imagine the set of balls on this guy. Must be huge.

/Robs a bank in daylight
//No mask
///Wearing the most conspicuous outfit possible

Once I wore two different plaids out and I got all kinds of shiat for it. Had no idea that was considered bad. Won't make that mistake again.