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15 Jun 2012 10:58 AM   |   8300 clicks   |   HyperVocal
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Lor M. Ipsum    [TotalFark]  
I was thinking they should have put a mic on her, but then they would probably have needed to bleep out the whole exchange.

15 Jun 2012 10:52 AM
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Crewmannumber6    [TotalFark]  
this is what we've reduced ourselves to? Good call mods.

15 Jun 2012 11:05 AM
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farkityfarker     
Another tip thread on the internet.

Yay!

15 Jun 2012 11:06 AM
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studman 69     
I was waiting for Courage to just scream out the N word.

15 Jun 2012 11:10 AM
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The_Sponge    [TotalFark]  
So awesome.

15 Jun 2012 11:16 AM
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Optimal_Illusion     
studman 69: I was waiting for Courage to just scream out the N word.

sharetv.org
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15 Jun 2012 11:21 AM
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Glenford     
"Nothing gets past you, especially carbohydrates".

I'm stealing that one.

15 Jun 2012 11:21 AM
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ModernLuddite     
I like the guy in red standing in the back laughing his ass off the whole time.

15 Jun 2012 11:24 AM
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studman 69     
Optimal_Illusion: studman 69: I was waiting for Courage to just scream out the N word.

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Whoops, wrong dog. I meant Triumph.

15 Jun 2012 11:25 AM
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peterthx     
How long until the PC police have the place neutered or shut down...

15 Jun 2012 11:29 AM
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The_Sponge    [TotalFark]  
ModernLuddite: I like the guy in red standing in the back laughing his ass off the whole time.


Heh. I also liked it when Triumph shouted something that was funny enough to cause the employees to lose their tough exteriors for a moment and crack a smile.

15 Jun 2012 11:29 AM
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The_Sponge    [TotalFark]  
peterthx: How long until the PC police have the place neutered or shut down...


It probably would have already happened if Bloomberg were the mayor of Chicago.

15 Jun 2012 11:30 AM
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MDGeist     
This is seriously one of the dumbest shows on TV. The people in the Worlds Dumbest clips have more brains then these women.

15 Jun 2012 11:34 AM
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ArtosRC     
That was great.

15 Jun 2012 11:43 AM
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Trocadero     
When Kenneth nodded, and Triumph popped out, I almost lost my shiat. No farking way that wasn't going to be awesome.

15 Jun 2012 11:46 AM
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rukusrazor     
I've only gone during the day. Now I gotta go back.

No you didn't.... go to high school.

15 Jun 2012 12:00 PM
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FiveByFive     
"Yelling at people for a living? How do you sleep in your car at night?" is gold. Just... it's the bee's knees, Meg.

15 Jun 2012 12:00 PM
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MadSkillz    [TotalFark]  
That was GREAT! I want to go there and get yelled at.

15 Jun 2012 12:24 PM
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Mr. Potatoass     
Outstanding. Would LOL again.

15 Jun 2012 12:26 PM
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nein     
I hadn't watched Conan in a while, but happened to watch the rebroadcast at 1am. It was so worth it. Just putting Jack McBrayer in that setting was genius enough, but then to bring Triumph out, that just took the cake.

15 Jun 2012 12:35 PM
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Mad Scientist     
"You kiss your pimp with that mouth?!"

/char dog with everything, please. Asshole.

15 Jun 2012 12:41 PM
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Byn     
That was more amusing than I was expecting - love Jack McBrayer!

15 Jun 2012 01:02 PM
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Serial     
peterthx: How long until the PC police have the place neutered or shut down...

Probably not for a while seeing as how they have a "reality" show on Trutv. Or at least according to the sign outside the shop they do.

15 Jun 2012 02:28 PM
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Dogfacedgod     
I came on my leg from the Lulz.

15 Jun 2012 02:32 PM
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CellBlock     
They didn't mention the "chocolate shake" you can get for $20.

15 Jun 2012 02:43 PM
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NuttierThanEver    [TotalFark]  
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Phrasing!

15 Jun 2012 03:04 PM
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nomorelurking     
Wow. That was awesome. I've never been there but I'm from the area and just the other day I was thinking about how the Empire jingle was stuck in my brain as if it had always been there. And always will. almost like it was hard coded in at my creation. 588-2300 empiiiiirrrre

any chicago/illinoisans out there feel me?

15 Jun 2012 03:53 PM
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IHateLongIsland     
nomorelurking: Wow. That was awesome. I've never been there but I'm from the area and just the other day I was thinking about how the Empire jingle was stuck in my brain as if it had always been there. And always will. almost like it was hard coded in at my creation. 588-2300 empiiiiirrrre

any chicago/illinoisans out there feel me?


Or NY. Or DC. Empire is everywhere. But hey, enjoy your lake. Anyone else live by a body of water feel me?

15 Jun 2012 04:46 PM
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HopScotchNSoda     
peterthx: How long until the PC police have the place neutered or shut down...

Right, because Mayor Rahm Emanuel is so very PC.

The teachers' union president was getting no support in the public or the city council against the mayor's practice of sidestepping the union and getting the teachers at individual schools to vote in favour of a longer school day & school year for a slight pay increase and some additional funding (several went along with it and the union sued). Anyway the fat harpy tries to make Emanuel look bad, sexist, anti-labour, racist, whatever, by whining to both the Tribune and the Sun-Times that he yelled at her in a meeting, "Fark off, Lewis". It was the front-page headline on both papers the next day. Emanuel happily confirmed the quote as accurate, and made no attempt to spin it or apologise. It was beautiful.

9-1/2-fingered ex-ballerina or not, he's not one to fark with. The city workers' unions spent beaucoup cabbage and effort to keep him out of the 5th floor because they knew he wouldn't roll over for them like some mayors do and like most of his opponents were expected to do.

15 Jun 2012 05:18 PM
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Porous Horace     
That's not a real dog you know, it's just a puppet.

15 Jun 2012 09:10 PM
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endtimethirtyfour     
I like that they put a hairnet on Triumph...

15 Jun 2012 09:38 PM
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Terrible Old Man     
... and that's why you're stuck selling hot dogs all your life.

16 Jun 2012 07:34 AM
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