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   Ashley Green crowned Superstar of Tomorrow, joining such luminaries as Jamie Lynn Spears, Rachael Leigh Cook, and Mandy Moore. They're still around, right?

15 Jun 2012 01:58 PM   |   4459 clicks   |   Starpulse
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mitchcumstein1    [TotalFark]  
Ashley Greene is the only worthwhile thing to come out of this whole Twilight mess.

15 Jun 2012 10:37 AM
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The Stealth Hippopotamus    [TotalFark]  
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I for one like the Twilight movies, they brought us her. I'll never watch the damn things, but I like them

15 Jun 2012 10:45 AM
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meow said the dog    [TotalFark]  
Yes, yes they are still around. Was this the rhetorical or retardical question?

15 Jun 2012 10:47 AM
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Apos    [TotalFark]  
mitchcumstein1: Ashley Greene is the only worthwhile thing to come out of this whole Twilight mess.

Bears repeating.

15 Jun 2012 10:47 AM
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Mentat    [TotalFark]  
Mandy Moore is awesome.

15 Jun 2012 10:56 AM
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Sybarite    [TotalFark]  
Mmmmmandy

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15 Jun 2012 11:07 AM
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adamgreeney     
I love Mandy Moore. And you know, being the voice in "Tangled" is kind of big deal. So yeah, she's doing fine.

15 Jun 2012 11:14 AM
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DjangoStonereaver    [TotalFark]  
Obviously, submitter doesn't watch PSYCH:

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I'd let her put my brain on drugs.

15 Jun 2012 11:14 AM
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give me doughnuts    [TotalFark]  
So when do the nude pics on her phone get "hacked"?

15 Jun 2012 11:16 AM
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Mentat    [TotalFark]  
adamgreeney: I love Mandy Moore. And you know, being the voice in "Tangled" is kind of big deal. So yeah, she's doing fine.

I AM FILLED WITH CHRIST'S LOVE

/throws Bible

15 Jun 2012 11:16 AM
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The Stealth Hippopotamus    [TotalFark]  
give me doughnuts: So when do the nude pics on her phone get "hacked"?

That was so 5 seconds ago....


Better safe than sorry. Maybe NSFW

15 Jun 2012 11:25 AM
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adamgreeney     
The Stealth Hippopotamus: give me doughnuts: So when do the nude pics on her phone get "hacked"?

That was so 5 seconds ago....


Better safe than sorry. Maybe NSFW


That 403 forbidden image sure was hot.

15 Jun 2012 11:36 AM
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The Stealth Hippopotamus    [TotalFark]  
I like this list, this is a list I can work with!!

15 Jun 2012 11:38 AM
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The Stealth Hippopotamus    [TotalFark]  
adamgreeney: That 403 forbidden image sure was hot.

Damn Imageshack. Bunch of prudes. I really need to find another way of doing this. But the ImageShack Image loader is just so easy to use!

15 Jun 2012 11:40 AM
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Shostie    [TotalFark]  
Mentat: adamgreeney: I love Mandy Moore. And you know, being the voice in "Tangled" is kind of big deal. So yeah, she's doing fine.

I AM FILLED WITH CHRIST'S LOVE

/throws Bible


That was a cute movie.

15 Jun 2012 11:43 AM
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Quasar    [TotalFark]  
Mandy Moore's awesome. Great on Scrubs, too.

15 Jun 2012 12:25 PM
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Apos    [TotalFark]  
Jamie Lynn Spears was once a "luminary"?

15 Jun 2012 12:31 PM
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DjangoStonereaver    [TotalFark]  
Quasar: Mandy Moore's awesome. Great on Scrubs, too.

And great out of them, too:

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15 Jun 2012 01:20 PM
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PizzaJedi81     
DjangoStonereaver: Obviously, submitter doesn't watch PSYCH:

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I'd let her put my brain on drugs.


Has she been back on therelately?

15 Jun 2012 01:59 PM
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PizzaJedi81     
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I for one like the Twilight movies, they brought us her. I'll never watch the damn things, but I like them


She's fark me eyes. I like fark me eyes.

15 Jun 2012 01:59 PM
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Evil Mackerel     
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I for one like the Twilight movies, they brought us her. I'll never watch the damn things, but I like them


Great, now I'm hungry.
/mmmm salty oysters........

15 Jun 2012 02:05 PM
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Bag of Hammers     
who?

*looks at pics in thread*

Ok, I'd hit hit, but

Who?

15 Jun 2012 02:17 PM
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Inaditch     
I'll take one of each.

15 Jun 2012 02:22 PM
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thecpt     
DjangoStonereaver: Quasar: Mandy Moore's awesome. Great on Scrubs, too.

And great out of them, too:

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Don't forget entourage. And I finally saw Tangled. Really good movie and she'll get more of those roles easily. Didn't know who Ashley Green was, but yes she is hot

15 Jun 2012 02:23 PM
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TheBlackrose     
give me doughnuts: So when do the nude pics on her phone get "hacked"?

That already happened.

15 Jun 2012 02:33 PM
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The Homer Tax     
She's smokin' hot, but I have never heard of her. If she's only ever been in the Twilight movies, that would explain it.

I'm getting old. There was like a 300+ thread the other day about something called "Cobra Starship" - and I swear I'm not doing that thing where someone pretends like they've never heard of something that everyone's heard of when I say I have honestly never heard of the band (?) "Cobra Starship."

15 Jun 2012 02:38 PM
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Current Resident    [TotalFark]  
DjangoStonereaver: Obviously, submitter doesn't watch PSYCH:

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I'd let her put my brain on drugs.


She was on the cover of and featured in the first issue of FHM.

I'm only slightly embarrassed to say that I still have a copy of it.

15 Jun 2012 02:47 PM
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Killer Cars     
CSB: First heard of/saw Ashley Greene when she was a guest on some late night talk show. I heard the name "Ashley Greene" announced as an upcoming guest just fine, but for some reason my brain interpreted it as "Anna Kendrick" (this wasn't too long after Up in The Air was released), so when Greene came on set I was all "wtf, I had no idea Kendrick was that tall....". Since Kendrick was also in one of the Twilight films, the Twilight talk didn't help me figure out that this was a completely different woman either.

That's all I got. This story is brought to you by Wrigley Winterfresh gum.

15 Jun 2012 02:51 PM
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Mikmaq Paddywhack     
DjangoStonereaver: Obviously, submitter doesn't watch PSYCH:

[img005.lazygirls.info image 640x360]

I'd let her put my brain on drugs.


A male or lesbian brain would have to be on drugs to NOT.

15 Jun 2012 02:51 PM
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Killer Cars     
And yes, I realize that Greene & Kendrick aren't exactly spitting images of each other to begin with, but this was late at night while in my boxers and with one hand firmly on my junk. I'm not at my most perceptive during these times.

15 Jun 2012 02:54 PM
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Cndn Bacon     
Current Resident: She was on the cover of and featured in the first issue of FHM.

I'm only slightly embarrassed to say that I still have a copy of it.


Can you still peel the pages apart?

15 Jun 2012 02:55 PM
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MattyFridays     
When the Hayden Panittierre / Robert Downey Jr. gossip rumors broke a few months ago, someone connected the dots between Jamie Lynn and her potential baby daddy.

In a word: ick.

15 Jun 2012 02:58 PM
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Pincy     
Is it just me or do young women nowadays just not know how to stand up straight? She's an attractive lady to be sure but every picture of her seems like her shoulders are about to cave in.

15 Jun 2012 03:07 PM
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LeroyBourne     
She looks like a young pointy Neve Campbell. Very Nice.

15 Jun 2012 03:17 PM
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Fano    [TotalFark]  
Can't wait until Heavy Metal does "whatever happened to the superstar of tomorrow?"

15 Jun 2012 03:20 PM
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ExcedrinHeadache     
Not to nitpick a beautiful girl who'd never even actually speak to me, but... where are her hips?

Seriously. She's pretty, and stuff, but there's a sorta weird not-curve there.

15 Jun 2012 03:40 PM
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DancingElkCondor     
Hot, but no one knows of Ashley Greene outside of Twitlight. Career killer to play fairy boy's bro

15 Jun 2012 03:40 PM
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Quigs     
what

15 Jun 2012 03:46 PM
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JosephFinn     
Mentat: adamgreeney: I love Mandy Moore. And you know, being the voice in "Tangled" is kind of big deal. So yeah, she's doing fine.

I AM FILLED WITH CHRIST'S LOVE

/throws Bible


God, I love that movie.

15 Jun 2012 03:48 PM
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Waldo Pepper     
DjangoStonereaver: Obviously, submitter doesn't watch PSYCH:

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I'd let her put my brain on drugs.


they need her to return to Psych.

15 Jun 2012 03:49 PM
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Alphax     
DancingElkCondor: Hot, but no one knows of Ashley Greene outside of Twitlight. Career killer to play fairy boy's bro

I think she has a horror movie coming up soon.. but I don't like horror movies, either.

15 Jun 2012 03:54 PM
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DjangoStonereaver    [TotalFark]  
PizzaJedi81: DjangoStonereaver: Obviously, submitter doesn't watch PSYCH:

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I'd let her put my brain on drugs.

Has she been back on therelately?


No, and she's not likely to be, either, given that Shawn and Jules are now an item.

15 Jun 2012 04:03 PM
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peterthx     
adamgreeney: The Stealth Hippopotamus: give me doughnuts: So when do the nude pics on her phone get "hacked"?

That was so 5 seconds ago....


Better safe than sorry. Maybe NSFW

That 403 forbidden image sure was hot.


Just how hard is it to go to Google Images and type "Ashley Greene nude" ?

/safe search off of course...duh

15 Jun 2012 04:11 PM
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fisker     
mitchcumstein1: Ashley Greene is the only worthwhile thing to come out of this whole Twilight mess.

No. You are.

15 Jun 2012 04:35 PM
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mitchcumstein1    [TotalFark]  
fisker: mitchcumstein1: Ashley Greene is the only worthwhile thing to come out of this whole Twilight mess.

No. You are.


I don't know what that means, but thank you.

15 Jun 2012 04:48 PM
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Inaditch     
Someone needs to do an Ashley Greene/Eva Green lesbian thriller.

15 Jun 2012 04:55 PM
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Hagbard23     
Inaditch: Someone needs to do an Ashley Greene/Eva Green lesbian thriller.

And now I've got to sit here at work for 2 sticky crotch hours. Thanks.

15 Jun 2012 05:42 PM
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SmokeMonkey     
She's in crappy B horror film called Summer's Blood and/or Summer's Moon. I don't recommend watching it.

15 Jun 2012 07:30 PM
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Trocadero     
peterthx: adamgreeney: The Stealth Hippopotamus: give me doughnuts: So when do the nude pics on her phone get "hacked"?

That was so 5 seconds ago....


Better safe than sorry. Maybe NSFW

That 403 forbidden image sure was hot.

Just how hard is it to go to Google Images and type "Ashley Greene nude" ?

/safe search off of course...duh


I don't let Google run cookies anymore. Moderate SafeSearch for life, unfortunately.

15 Jun 2012 07:48 PM
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Waldo Pepper     

15 Jun 2012 09:04 PM
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