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   When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp

15 Jun 2012 01:39 PM   |   19663 clicks   |   WAFB Baton Rouge
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eurotrader    [TotalFark]  
I got stuck in Morgan City once with a boat problem for a week. Other than rig workers and strippers there is no reason to ever go down to Morgan City, they do not even rent cars that are allowed out of the area. Who were they expecting to attract, almost everything below Morgan City got wash away.

15 Jun 2012 10:41 AM
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Abzzstain    [TotalFark]  
Well they need to form a partnership with a more prosperous community -- one that has huge tracts of land.

15 Jun 2012 12:17 PM
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Petit_Merdeux     
That one burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp....

15 Jun 2012 12:44 PM
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elvisaintdead    [TotalFark]  
i96.photobucket.com

15 Jun 2012 12:51 PM
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gopher321    [TotalFark]  
*twang* "Message for you sir!"

15 Jun 2012 01:34 PM
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cwheelie     
what about the curtains?

15 Jun 2012 01:42 PM
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Rindred     
elvisaintdead:

Wot, the curtains?

15 Jun 2012 01:42 PM
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Hiesatai     
Good to see news from my home state. . . Even if it does further the stereotype that Louisiana is a giant swamp

15 Jun 2012 01:43 PM
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boog     
Like Hiesatai, I'm from Louisiana. Good to be reminded of the two things that state has aplenty: 1) swamps, and 2) morons.

15 Jun 2012 01:45 PM
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Tricky Chicken     
NO SINGING!!!

15 Jun 2012 01:45 PM
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baronvonzipper    [TotalFark]  
Hiesatai: Good to see news from my home state. . . Even if it does further the stereotype that Louisiana is a giant swamp

Are you saying it's not? Why is there a bridge all the way across it?

15 Jun 2012 01:45 PM
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beta_plus     
Yeah, an excuse for a "huge tracts of land" thread!

/at work, can't post

15 Jun 2012 01:47 PM
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Dinjiin     
I'm curious if they used a floating foundation, a pile foundation or tried to excavate down to bedrock and then backfill. If the answer was none of the above, was the fault with the geo-technical engineering report or with the architectural firm?

15 Jun 2012 01:49 PM
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Hack Patooey    [TotalFark]  
One way to get Morgan City prosperous would be to blow up the Old River control structures and let the Atchafalaya do her thing.

15 Jun 2012 01:49 PM
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Mose     
*sigh* Listen, Alice...

15 Jun 2012 01:49 PM
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Hiesatai     
baronvonzipper: Hiesatai: Good to see news from my home state. . . Even if it does further the stereotype that Louisiana is a giant swamp

Are you saying it's not? Why is there a bridge all the way across it?


Because it's more convenient than building a million little bridges to cross all of the lakes and rivers we have.

15 Jun 2012 01:49 PM
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JackieRabbit     
Aegis is in trouble, especially if they took the soil samples.

15 Jun 2012 01:50 PM
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Tricky Chicken     
he's going to tell

15 Jun 2012 01:51 PM
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numbone     
"It's very devastating. It's like a death in the family," said Stansbury. "This is an anomaly. They have no idea what could have happened."

it sank.

15 Jun 2012 01:51 PM
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groppet     
Most of DC was built on swampland, yet it wont sink. I think the Army corps of engineers released a report about how the Jefferson memorial is sinking.

15 Jun 2012 01:51 PM
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Jgok     
FTA: "They gave no idea what happened."

FTA (two sentences earlier): "- they were very much aware they were building on a swamp."

15 Jun 2012 01:52 PM
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puckrock2000     
Posted by Charisma Thrash

I just found the name for my 80s hair-metal cover band.

15 Jun 2012 01:52 PM
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spentmiles     
I got this.

i48.tinypic.com

15 Jun 2012 01:52 PM
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InternetSecurityGuard     
These folks appear to have been working on the problem: http://floodproofhousing.com/

15 Jun 2012 01:53 PM
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s1ugg0     
She said the building was engineered according to soil samples taken at the site, but at the end of the day, they built on a swamp. Stansbury said they were very much aware they were building on a swamp.

"It's very devastating. It's like a death in the family," said Stansbury. "This is an anomaly. They have no idea what could have happened."


How can you admit you were building a swamp and then say you building collapse was an anomaly?

That's like building your home on Air Force bombing range and then saying it's an anomaly when your house gets blown to all hell.

2.bp.blogspot.com

15 Jun 2012 01:53 PM
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FriarReb98    [TotalFark]  
gopher321: *twang* "Message for you sir!"

That would in fact be my cell phone text notification sound.

15 Jun 2012 01:55 PM
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bucket_pup     
In Washington state, you have to put the equivalent weight of the building (in dirt) on top of the area you plan to build. You then let this sit for one year, scrape, and then start building. I could not for the life of me figure out why so many opened areas had these perfect 1, 2, 5, etc... feet of dirt piled on them until someone told me.


//Very smart idea

15 Jun 2012 01:55 PM
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Huck And Molly Ziegler     
Sounds like they need a couple of guards standing at the door ...

15 Jun 2012 01:56 PM
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chuckufarlie     
they should get lots of visitors to see the building sinking in the swamp and to see the stupid people who thought that this was a good idea.

15 Jun 2012 01:57 PM
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strangeguitar     
Very good pig country...

15 Jun 2012 01:57 PM
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stonicus     
img.youtube.com

*shoots engineer in the head*
Tear it down. Rebuild it like she said.

15 Jun 2012 01:58 PM
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s1ugg0     
chuckufarlie: they should get lots of visitors to see the building sinking in the swamp and to see the stupid people who thought that this was a good idea.

Yea but without some hydraulics you can only sell tickets to that show once. It also helps if people care about the structure that's sinking.

15 Jun 2012 01:58 PM
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KatjaMouse     
Dinjiin: I'm curious if they used a floating foundation, a pile foundation or tried to excavate down to bedrock and then backfill. If the answer was none of the above, was the fault with the geo-technical engineering report or with the architectural firm?

Think they went with the lowest bid contractors?

15 Jun 2012 01:58 PM
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Psycoholic_Slag     
JackieRabbit: Aegis is in trouble, especially if they took the soil samples.


Aegis Engineer: "The entire foundation has to be torn down and repoured. If not, there will be at least a subsidence at the southern end of the barracks. Subsidence and then collapse."

Carrie Stansbury: Shoot her.

15 Jun 2012 01:59 PM
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Skraeling     
This headline made me happy.

+20 internets to you for the monty python reference.

15 Jun 2012 02:00 PM
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Psycoholic_Slag     
stonicus: [img.youtube.com image 480x360]

*shoots engineer in the head*
Tear it down. Rebuild it like she said.



Damn it!!

15 Jun 2012 02:01 PM
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Crewmannumber6    [TotalFark]  
FriarReb98: gopher321: *twang* "Message for you sir!"

That would in fact be my cell phone text notification sound.


How do I get one of those?

So when I do get a message I can do it in my own..........my own..........

15 Jun 2012 02:01 PM
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Thudfark     
Mose: *sigh* Listen, Alice...

It's Herbert.

15 Jun 2012 02:01 PM
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krackpipe     
Please, please, this is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who.

15 Jun 2012 02:01 PM
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Thudfark     
Crewmannumber6: FriarReb98: gopher321: *twang* "Message for you sir!"

That would in fact be my cell phone text notification sound.

How do I get one of those?

So when I do get a message I can do it in my own..........my own..........


Idiom, sir?

/The googles are your friend

15 Jun 2012 02:03 PM
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gilbyguy    [TotalFark]  
FriarReb98: gopher321: *twang* "Message for you sir!"

That would in fact be my cell phone text notification sound.


Link to where you found it?

15 Jun 2012 02:05 PM
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axeeugene     
Can I just come in here to say

Ha HAAAAA!

/Hey...
//You got my note!

15 Jun 2012 02:06 PM
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PainfulItching     
Dinjiin: I'm curious if they used a floating foundation, a pile foundation or tried to excavate down to bedrock and then backfill. If the answer was none of the above, was the fault with the geo-technical engineering report or with the architectural firm?

There is no bedrock. Okay maybe there is, but it's a hundred feet down in places. Most of south Louisiana, where I'm from, BTW, is built up silt from the Mississippi and other waterways. In fact if the Mississippi river was allowed to follow it's natural course (without levees), it would probably end up exiting the state right about where Morgan City is.

New Orleans as a port is the reason they built the levees to begin with. That and it would naturally flood the whole area every couple years. Without the silt buildup that the river would naturally provide, the whole area is sinking. It's a constant battle down here. some estimates are that we lose the area of a square mile every day down there. If an invading army was taking that much land, we'd be in a total war against it.

15 Jun 2012 02:06 PM
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snarky kong     
bucket_pup: In Washington state, you have to put the equivalent weight of the building (in dirt) on top of the area you plan to build. You then let this sit for one year, scrape, and then start building. I could not for the life of me figure out why so many opened areas had these perfect 1, 2, 5, etc... feet of dirt piled on them until someone told me.


//Very smart idea


I have a hard time believing that because it's such a stupid idea. They're throwing away a year of time for every single building and a century of engineering because... why?

15 Jun 2012 02:08 PM
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milowitz     
Sweet Concord!

15 Jun 2012 02:09 PM
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dotvincent     
PainfulItching: Dinjiin: I'm curious if they used a floating foundation, a pile foundation or tried to excavate down to bedrock and then backfill. If the answer was none of the above, was the fault with the geo-technical engineering report or with the architectural firm?

There is no bedrock. Okay maybe there is, but it's a hundred feet down in places. Most of south Louisiana, where I'm from, BTW, is built up silt from the Mississippi and other waterways. In fact if the Mississippi river was allowed to follow it's natural course (without levees), it would probably end up exiting the state right about where Morgan City is.

New Orleans as a port is the reason they built the levees to begin with. That and it would naturally flood the whole area every couple years. Without the silt buildup that the river would naturally provide, the whole area is sinking. It's a constant battle down here. some estimates are that we lose the area of a square mile every day down there. If an invading army was taking that much land, we'd be in a total war against it.


The whole of Louisiana sinking into the Gulf of Mexico?

I'm okay with that.

15 Jun 2012 02:10 PM
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Rich Cream     
img201.imageshack.us

Ahhh, a moldy oldy.

/I'm sorry, I'll go back to the politics tab quietly, no reason to involve the authorities

15 Jun 2012 02:11 PM
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fruitloop    [TotalFark]  
beta_plus: Yeah, an excuse for a "huge tracts of land" thread!

/at work, can't post


Link

15 Jun 2012 02:14 PM
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jjorsett     
chuckufarlie: they should get lots of visitors to see the building sinking in the swamp and to see the stupid people who thought that this was a good idea.

Leaning Tower of Pisa meet Sinking Convention Center of Morgan City. Book early.

15 Jun 2012 02:14 PM
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colon_pow     
Dinjiin: I'm curious if they used a floating foundation, a pile foundation or tried to excavate down to bedrock and then backfill. If the answer was none of the above, was the fault with the geo-technical engineering report or with the architectural firm?

they just need to read the recommendations in the geo-tech report. if they didn't recommend a special swamp-proof foundation, then it's on them. if they did recommend a special foundation and the contractor used something different, then they just bought a broke building.

15 Jun 2012 02:15 PM
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