Taikonaut

It appears that they're practicing re-entry, Sir!

The problem is that a half-hour later, she'll want to dock again.

They're letting an Asian female drive?!?!?!

//sorry had to go there

If it's a success the Chinese will brag. If it's a fail then we won't know it and it'll be a success and the Chinese will brag.

Wouldn't she just be the spectator if the two men are attempting a docking maneuver?

Houston, we have a problem...a sexy problem.
/lame, got nothing

If you think about it, gravity is pretty important to the process. It would be nearly impossible in space.

/And I've thought about it.
//A LOT

she dock you long time?

You just know the good parts will be all pixelated.

I think this is the woman astronaut.

Does she sing about her beaver?

Deep docking?

T minus bow chicka bow wow

Welfare Xmas: They're letting an Asian female drive?!?!?!

//sorry had to go there

It's space, what is she going to hit?.

Deep Docking 10?

CygnusDarius: Welfare Xmas: They're letting an Asian female drive?!?!?!

//sorry had to go there

It's space, what is she going to hit?.

Apparently, two male astronauts.

Was going to say something snarky about "China's first technically female astronaut...lolz..."

No, she's pretty normal looking:



Hope they build spacecraft better than they build 1 million candlepower flashlights from Home Depot for $9.99. *grumble*

Fabric_Man: If you think about it, gravity is pretty important to the process. It would be nearly impossible in space.

/And I've thought about it.
//A LOT

It would take a lot of involved ropes and harnesses, specialty equipment and maybe just a bit of discomfort. Not really much different than my honeymoon.

/careful with the money shot it will just keep going

Debbie does docking?

The docking will be horizontal?

Fabric_Man: If you think about it, gravity is pretty important to the process. It would be nearly impossible in space.

/And I've thought about it.
//A LOT

What do you think they make these for?

I won't read the article, because this is what it looks like in my mind

The money shot should be epic!

Skeet- skeet- skeet...

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splat- splat- splat!!!

Can she make a sammich in zero gravity.

Aljazeera? Why is subface supporting the terrorists?

Ironic that this was reported by AlJizzeera.

Need one of these to make it complete:

Hey, somebody has to clean the spacecraft.

Groink: Was going to say something snarky about "China's first technically female astronaut...lolz..."

No, she's pretty normal looking:

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Hope they build spacecraft better than they build 1 million candlepower flashlights from Home Depot for $9.99. *grumble*

Is it me or does that photo look shopped? The neck vs shoulder ratio seems weird.

/haven't seen a lot of shops

Approves.

Or maybe she'd just watch them dock, while she rubs one out.

uncleacid: Can she make a sammich in zero gravity.

I think if the rhythm was just right, a sandwich might just work.

HAMMERTOE: The money shot should be epic!

Skeet- skeet- skeet...
...
splat- splat- splat!!!
Call me old fashion but it has to be done to Also sprach Zarathustra

bim1154: If it's a success the Chinese will brag. If it's a fail then we won't know it and it'll be a success and the Chinese will brag.
we have a whole new generation of "Where did Liu Yang take her last vacation?" jokes to pass around.

CygnusDarius: Welfare Xmas: They're letting an Asian female drive?!?!?!

//sorry had to go there

It's space, what is she going to hit?.


Believe me....she'll manage to hit the nearest meteor or large piece of space junk.

According to a China Academy of Space Technology spokesman, "They were also required to have no scars or body odor."



/scars, eww
//Maybe they meant SARS
///hot

martid4: You just know the good parts will be all pixelated.

That'd be Japanese docking. The Chinese won't mosaic things, but it will be poorly recorded.

martid4: Ironic that this was reported by AlJizzeera.

It's an outrage piece.

MilesTeg: Need one of these to make it complete:

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Not making toast outta me!

remember when we used to go into space...

highendmighty: MilesTeg: Need one of these to make it complete:

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Not making toast outta me!

That show was so hokey but I was glued to it every week!

Groink: Was going to say something snarky about "China's first technically female astronaut...lolz..."

No, she's pretty normal looking:

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Hope they build spacecraft better than they build 1 million candlepower flashlights from Home Depot for $9.99. *grumble*



I'm not saying he/she can't bring it, but I'm just gonna stay over here.

hutchkc: remember when we used to go into space...

I blame Obama.

She looks best in the first pic posted in here in my opinion. Based upon that pic, I'd dock with her.

/Has yellow fever
//Guess I wouldn't pass the medical for space flight
/Could practise docking on Earth I guess

In space, no one can hear you giggity.

hutchkc: remember when we used to go into space...

But now we have private industry to do that. Which is better . I guess

I meant to ask and this is as good a place as any. Does anyone have any links to porn filmed in a jeep? I've had an urge for that lately and all we could locate was tanks.

Is this an Aliens reference or a Challenger reference?