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   China's first female astronaut prepares for historic space docking on flight with two men. Subby is fairly certain he's seen this video already

15 Jun 2012 02:10 PM   |   5096 clicks   |   Al Jazeera
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loonatic112358    [TotalFark]  
HaywoodJablonski: Is this an Aliens reference or a Challenger reference?

They'll only be aliens if they visit the ISS as challengers to the title of who makes microgravity porn

15 Jun 2012 02:53 PM
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Tenga     
mmmmm....contact.

/won't even suggest obscure.

15 Jun 2012 02:55 PM
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vudukungfu     
I hope she makes weentwee.

15 Jun 2012 02:56 PM
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Candygram for Mongo     
I hope things go well and don't get all hairy.

15 Jun 2012 02:56 PM
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The_Sponge    [TotalFark]  
Braindeath: I meant to ask and this is as good a place as any. Does anyone have any links to porn filmed in a jeep? I've had an urge for that lately and all we could locate was tanks.


I own a '97 TJ and could produce something for you by this weekend....for the right price.

15 Jun 2012 02:57 PM
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Stoker     
I'd say good for them.
But this article to the right- "Where following the law is radical"
seems to be a better story.

15 Jun 2012 02:57 PM
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suthrnrunt     
what is she going to do?
where's she gonna cook their flied lice?
will they let her file the lockets?

15 Jun 2012 02:58 PM
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sid2112     
www.startrek.com

Approves

15 Jun 2012 02:59 PM
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Posh Naranek     
You are all bad people and you should all feel bad.

15 Jun 2012 02:59 PM
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ProfessorOhki     
WordsnCollision: According to a China Academy of Space Technology spokesman, "They were also required to have no scars or body odor."

inventorspot.com

/scars, eww


They claim to be under the impression that acceleration/gravity/pressure/whatever can tear scars open and make them bleed... but it's really just so they can plaster their pictures everywhere in the media and go for that whole "flawless" propaganda thing.

15 Jun 2012 03:01 PM
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KrispyKritter    [TotalFark]  
Braindeath: I meant to ask and this is as good a place as any. Does anyone have any links to porn filmed in a jeep? I've had an urge for that lately and all we could locate was tanks.

did you try craigslist? that site has everything.

/miss my 68 Jeepster Commando

15 Jun 2012 03:03 PM
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animal900     
forums.finalgear.com

15 Jun 2012 03:03 PM
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Slaves2Darkness     
hutchkc: remember when we used to go into space...

No, was that before or after we elected Obama?

15 Jun 2012 03:08 PM
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Mell of a Hess     
Oooh, miiiiiiy.

sharetv.org

15 Jun 2012 03:08 PM
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AngryJailhouseFistfark    [TotalFark]  
No DP references? Or did I miss 'em?

15 Jun 2012 03:08 PM
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WhippingBoy     
Someone has to make the space sammiches.

15 Jun 2012 03:08 PM
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wwpeteww     
Docking procedure as broadcasted


img442.imageshack.us

15 Jun 2012 03:10 PM
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Nightsweat     
Two girls, one Soyuz?

15 Jun 2012 03:11 PM
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Fano     
Cheron: Fabric_Man: If you think about it, gravity is pretty important to the process. It would be nearly impossible in space.

/And I've thought about it.
//A LOT

It would take a lot of involved ropes and harnesses, specialty equipment and maybe just a bit of discomfort. Not really much different than my honeymoon.

/careful with the money shot it will just keep going

ah yes, the old chinese basket trick. They already perfected it

15 Jun 2012 03:15 PM
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TheOtherDub     
upload.wikimedia.org

15 Jun 2012 03:16 PM
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Fano     
Braindeath: I meant to ask and this is as good a place as any. Does anyone have any links to porn filmed in a jeep? I've had an urge for that lately and all we could locate was tanks.

Redtube has one one a moving atv that includes hanging from a rope over a cliff

15 Jun 2012 03:18 PM
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SultanofSchwing     
now strap in tight
lets get set for action
to launch the ship out of the sand!

/japanese, w/e

15 Jun 2012 03:18 PM
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austin_millbarge     
martid4: You just know the good parts will be all pixelated.

Came here to say this.

15 Jun 2012 03:19 PM
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austin_millbarge     
Something something Taedong.

15 Jun 2012 03:24 PM
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No Such Agency     
Braindeath:
I meant to ask and this is as good a place as any. Does anyone have any links to porn filmed in a jeep?

I can get you some from the back seat of a Volkswagen.

OK, for serious, this is the most racist AND sexist thread I've read here in ages.

15 Jun 2012 03:27 PM
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Maverick Couch     
Fano: Braindeath: I meant to ask and this is as good a place as any. Does anyone have any links to porn filmed in a jeep? I've had an urge for that lately and all we could locate was tanks.

Redtube has one one a moving atv that includes hanging from a rope over a cliff


Is it bad that I knew which video you were talking about immediately?

15 Jun 2012 03:28 PM
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KnowEyeInnTeem     
She cannot be the commander of the mission because no one wants a woman to have the freedom and authority to abort.

15 Jun 2012 03:30 PM
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bim1154     
Maverick Couch: Fano: Braindeath: I meant to ask and this is as good a place as any. Does anyone have any links to porn filmed in a jeep? I've had an urge for that lately and all we could locate was tanks.

Redtube has one one a moving atv that includes hanging from a rope over a cliff

Is it bad that I knew which video you were talking about immediately?


I seem to **cough cough** recall that one as well.

15 Jun 2012 03:33 PM
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Tannhauser     
I hope they go to the frickin' moon. Might fire us back up again.

15 Jun 2012 03:37 PM
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Greenbeanx     
wwpeteww: Docking procedure as broadcasted


[img442.imageshack.us image 500x477]


Er..why did you censor the good bits?

15 Jun 2012 03:41 PM
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Slaves2Darkness     
Tannhauser: I hope they go to the frickin' moon. Might fire us back up again.

I figure the US won't go back into space travel in a big way for another 40 years, i.e. when the farking Baby Boomers are dead.

15 Jun 2012 03:42 PM
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thisisyourbrainonFark     
They fix the cable?

15 Jun 2012 03:44 PM
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rwfan     
vudukungfu: I hope she makes weentwee.


Is that a reference to the fact that chinese rockets are the smallest rockets in the world?

15 Jun 2012 03:47 PM
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WordsnCollision     
uncleacid: Can she make a sammich in zero gravity.

No, but she makes a mean Peking Dock to go!

/badda-boom

15 Jun 2012 03:51 PM
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Fano     
bim1154: Maverick Couch: Fano: Braindeath: I meant to ask and this is as good a place as any. Does anyone have any links to porn filmed in a jeep? I've had an urge for that lately and all we could locate was tanks.

Redtube has one one a moving atv that includes hanging from a rope over a cliff

Is it bad that I knew which video you were talking about immediately?

I seem to **cough cough** recall that one as well.


Apropo to the thread, IIRC, the female is asian, to boot.

15 Jun 2012 03:51 PM
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Captain_Ballbeard     
Astronaut? More like SCUBA diver

15 Jun 2012 03:54 PM
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LockeOak     
t3.gstatic.com

15 Jun 2012 03:55 PM
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zulius     
Fano: bim1154: Maverick Couch: Fano: Braindeath: I meant to ask and this is as good a place as any. Does anyone have any links to porn filmed in a jeep? I've had an urge for that lately and all we could locate was tanks.

Redtube has one one a moving atv that includes hanging from a rope over a cliff

Is it bad that I knew which video you were talking about immediately?

I seem to **cough cough** recall that one as well.

Apropo to the thread, IIRC, the female is asian, to boot.


This thread escalated quickly....

15 Jun 2012 03:59 PM
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leonel     
I'm here to fix your space-plumbing.

15 Jun 2012 04:06 PM
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bim1154     
Fano: bim1154: Maverick Couch: Fano: Braindeath: I meant to ask and this is as good a place as any. Does anyone have any links to porn filmed in a jeep? I've had an urge for that lately and all we could locate was tanks.

Redtube has one one a moving atv that includes hanging from a rope over a cliff

Is it bad that I knew which video you were talking about immediately?

I seem to **cough cough** recall that one as well.

Apropo to the thread, IIRC, the female is asian, to boot.



And it's not pixilated either!

15 Jun 2012 04:13 PM
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fireclown     
theeyeoffaith.files.wordpress.com
Yeah, baby! Sexy, sexy spacebabes!

15 Jun 2012 04:17 PM
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just passing through     
austin_millbarge: martid4: You just know the good parts will be all pixelated.

Came here to say this.


Apparently I"m horribly late to this party.

15 Jun 2012 04:25 PM
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just passing through     
zulius: Fano: bim1154: Maverick Couch: Fano: Braindeath: I meant to ask and this is as good a place as any. Does anyone have any links to porn filmed in a jeep? I've had an urge for that lately and all we could locate was tanks.

Redtube has one one a moving atv that includes hanging from a rope over a cliff

Is it bad that I knew which video you were talking about immediately?

I seem to **cough cough** recall that one as well.

Apropo to the thread, IIRC, the female is asian, to boot.

This thread escalated quickly....


Try pornmd.com for focused porn searches. Doesn't hit all, obviously, but fairly effective.

15 Jun 2012 04:27 PM
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0100010     
26.media.tumblr.com

Pretzel Bender!

/The first thing I thought of when I saw the headline...

15 Jun 2012 04:29 PM
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way south     
I'd orbit that.

/But ninety minutes later, I'd want to orbit it again.

15 Jun 2012 04:31 PM
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MythDragon    [TotalFark]  
CygnusDarius: Welfare Xmas: They're letting an Asian female drive?!?!?!

//sorry had to go there

It's space, what is she going to hit?.


www.earthview.pair.com

/the crater she makes will buff out though

15 Jun 2012 04:32 PM
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Gaseous Anomaly     
KnowEyeInnTeem: She cannot be the commander of the mission because no one wants a woman to have the freedom and authority to abort.

*golf clap*

15 Jun 2012 04:40 PM
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Elweasel     
Lets all welcome China into the early 1980's!

15 Jun 2012 04:40 PM
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ProfessorOhki     
Elweasel: Lets all welcome China into the early 1980's!

The real question is which country will be first to leave the 1980s.

15 Jun 2012 04:50 PM
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DVDave     
China's first female astronaut prepares...

For some reason I read that as "China's first female prostitute..."

15 Jun 2012 04:50 PM
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