Unfreakable: Spanky McStupid: I put away my genitals ... can I still flash my boobies?

I think you'd be the first to take the quiz topless.

Nope. Just did so 26 minutes ago.

Tziva: spentmiles: These quizzes are full of racial bias and gender-favored wording. I demand that the answers appear next to the questions!

Wow, you're still around.

And you are?

Tziva: spentmiles: These quizzes are full of racial bias and gender-favored wording. I demand that the answers appear next to the questions!

Wow, you're still around.

Yeah, he's done a pretty good job of not being banned lately. Keep it up spentmiles!

spentmiles: These quizzes are full of racial bias and gender-favored wording. I demand that the answers appear next to the questions!

Putting the answers beside would Bias against the people who dont trust authority to tell them the truth tho.. so they would just get more wrong.

BurnShrike: I'll put away my genitals when you pry them from my cold, dead hands!

/Yes, I plan on dying with my wang in my hand

I plan on dying with my wang in someone else's hand and/or orifice.

jtown: BurnShrike: I'll put away my genitals when you pry them from my cold, dead hands!

/Yes, I plan on dying with my wang in my hand

I plan on dying with my wang in someone else's hand and/or orifice.

Well if you keep trying to put your wang in to people that don't want it, you may get your wish.

Woo, top ten! Of course someone with 837 could knock me off

oh, how the mighty have fallen....

I got 5 out of 11 but I I misread the headline and had shut my drawer on my genitals

Unfreakable: As always, special thanks to the writers of this week's quiz: timharrod, phlegmmo, ivan, and Sinto

Except I read their headline as "Clear your desks away from your genitals," and thought, that's going to be tough for a lot of guys around here...

Gyrfalcon: Unfreakable: As always, special thanks to the writers of this week's quiz: timharrod, phlegmmo, ivan, and Sinto

Except I read their headline as "Clear your desks away from your genitals," and thought, that's going to be tough for a lot of guys around here...

hahaha

fjnorton: I got 5 out of 11 but I I misread the headline and had shut my drawer on my genitals

ow, my balls

5/11

Can I take my clothes off again yet?

5/11 not the top ten. Not even very close.

Clothes stay off so.... technically speaking, my genitals are out during the quiz.

:-D

Farkettes please enlighten me: how do you 'put away your genitals'??? Aren't they already kind of put away?

desertfool: Farkettes please enlighten me: how do you 'put away your genitals'??? Aren't they already kind of put away?

There is a lot of tucking and taping...

because there are no women on the internet.

i make funni.

you laugh now.

here to help: desertfool: Farkettes please enlighten me: how do you 'put away your genitals'??? Aren't they already kind of put away?

There is a lot of tucking and taping...

because there are no women on the internet.

i make funni.

you laugh now.

Me no laugh. What you do about it, tough guy. :-D

SMOTHER YOU WITH STINKY HUGS!!!

*stinky hug noises*

take THAT!

/seriously though... i smell bad

Clear your desks and put away your genitals

Once when I went into a coworker's office I had to wait for him to put away his genitals before we could start our conversation.

here to help: SMOTHER YOU WITH STINKY HUGS!!!

*stinky hug noises*

take THAT!

/seriously though... i smell bad

Dude, take a shower. I can smell you from here & I've got a sinus infection. :-D

On the other hand, maybe your BO will open up my clogged sinuses.

Not horrible, not great.

8/11 for 688

/not new, just quiet.

9 out of 11 for 715. I spend way too much time here.

I did consume epic amounts of garlic last night... so perhaps.

here to help: I did consume epic amounts of garlic last night... so perhaps.

Garlic is good for opening up the sinuses. Too bad I don't have any handy.

Final Score:

3 out of 11 correct, total points = 206

I tried really hard to fail. Still got 3 right.
206 also because I had to stop in the middle for 5 minutes.

Fark?

Bathia_Mapes: Too bad I don't have any handy.

Well you did but I have already peeled off the first few layers of my therapeutic stench.

Talk to me in a few days and perhaps I can help.

/here to help

10/11 886


"Missed it by that much"

here to help: Bathia_Mapes: Too bad I don't have any handy.

Well you did but I have already peeled off the first few layers of my therapeutic stench.

Talk to me in a few days and perhaps I can help.

/here to help

Heh!

First time trying this. . .I think I spend too much time here.

Dammit, almost broke 700.

Final Score:

8 out of 11 correct, total points = 698
Total time elapsed:

2 minutes (132 seconds)

Hsaiotei: First time trying this. . .I think I spend too much time here.

Some weeks are harder than others. It really depends on if you're lucky enough to have remembered the weird news items that made it to the quiz.