g-booby: austin_millbarge: silvervial: All I have to say is: Maynard, stop futzing around with Puscifer and get back with the other guys and make a god-damned motherfarking TOOL album, you procrastinating wine freak! God damn it!!!

According to their website, it's already in the works and has been for some time.

/love Tool

Saw Tool in Tucson earlier this year; these guys mother farking OWN with their live show. Danny is my drumming idol.

YES. Make with the new album already.

Schneider is my drum god, but Danny is definitely second, for sure.

/adore Schneider
//what a doll, professionally and personally

highendmighty: silvervial: ////calms down and goes happily back to Rammstein

Well, so long. We wish you well.

Thank you! :)

Wife and I are members at Page Springs Cellars, the winery he co-owns with winemaker Eric Glomski.

/Not a wine snob
//Prefer beer
///CSB

They DO NOT need five or six farking years to make an album. No way. It's because Maynard has so many side projects (APC and Puscifer) and the winery shiat that it takes so long.


Personally, I'd prefer that a band take five or six years to make a quality album (and Tool is batting a thousand, imho) than phone one in every year to satisfy the masses...

silvervial: All I have to say is: Maynard, stop futzing around with Puscifer and get back with the other guys and make a god-damned motherfarking TOOL album, you procrastinating wine freak! God damn it!!!

/god damn it
//make a farking TOOL album already
///for fark's sake, it's been nearly 10,000 days since 10,000 Days!
////calms down and goes happily back to Rammstein

You had credibility until you pointed out that Rammstein is a substitute for Tool.
Foolish, foolish statement.

Hmmm. I need to get some more pinots.

I am going to drink 46 & 2 glasses of wine this weekend.

It should be stored 4 degrees warmer.

He will stand for this intolerance

H!


/crawl(s) away

not stand.

god, I'm an useless idiot

It's strange how the opinion that red or white wine is better with certain foods is usually mentioned as fact.



/Even by people who would usually point this sort of thing out.

Life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life

ftroop: Wife and I are members at Page Springs Cellars, the winery he co-owns with winemaker Eric Glomski.

/Not a wine snob
//Prefer beer
///CSB

Actually, Page Springs is Eric's. They both work together on Arizona Stronghold- a joint venture. You can find their tasting room in Cottonwood. Keenan's tasting room is in Jerome. He makes some pretty good wine. Eric? Not so much. Their joint venture? Pretty good, I think.

/also a member of PSC

Oh and:

abhorrent1: stupi

This.

Under a dead South Texas sky,
NEPAman has been and will be waiting
Defending his wine and wondering
Where the hell is my new Tool album?!?!

/favorite Tool song

rudemix: Maynard had a hard time fitting in and buying into almost ever aspect of society except the wine snob part?

Hey, it is possible to enjoy wine without being a snob.

At least, that's what the wine snobs all tell me.

Nadie_AZ [TotalFark]

ftroop: Wife and I are members at Page Springs Cellars, the winery he co-owns with winemaker Eric Glomski.

/Not a wine snob
//Prefer beer
///CSB

Actually, Page Springs is Eric's. They both work together on Arizona Stronghold- a joint venture. You can find their tasting room in Cottonwood. Keenan's tasting room is in Jerome. He makes some pretty good wine. Eric? Not so much. Their joint venture? Pretty good, I think.

/also a member of PSC

Thanks for the correction. I never paid enough attention to remember how their joint venture, wine making relationship worked out.

durbnpoisn: silvervial: All I have to say is: Maynard, stop futzing around with Puscifer and get back with the other guys and make a god-damned motherfarking TOOL album, you procrastinating wine freak! God damn it!!!

/god damn it
//make a farking TOOL album already
///for fark's sake, it's been nearly 10,000 days since 10,000 Days!
////calms down and goes happily back to Rammstein

You had credibility until you pointed out that Rammstein is a substitute for Tool.
Foolish, foolish statement.

I never once said they were a substitute. They are entirely different types of bands. Tool has 12 minute songs that spin you up into the ether. Rammstein has four minute songs that brutally pummel you into complete submission. I happen to enjoy both things. But since one band has put nothing out in years, and I've got lots of Rammy stuff to listen to and enjoy, that's what I'm doing

/loves being pummeled into submission
//Till can do whatever the fark he wants to with me

Well, now listening to TOOL is the perfect way to end this Friday.

/a couple threads got me fired up today

busy chillin': Hush, Maynard.

I can drink what I want to
Even if it doesn't pair well
I can drink what I want to
Even if I'm just kidding

Who give's a sh*t?

People tell me what to drink...

that's enough.

Nice. But who am I to judge or strike you down?

PYROY: It's strange how the opinion that red or white wine is better with certain foods is usually mentioned as fact.



/Even by people who would usually point this sort of thing out.

I suppose if "red or white" is as granular as you get, it is a pretty meaningless statement, but the idea that certain beverages pair better than others with certain foods is reasonably well supported, and the sort of thing that would respond well to even blind testing.

For example: Pale lager with cheeseburger vs ultrahoppy American IPA with ice cream

/Caveat: I think ultrahoppy American IPA is an abomination.

Sticky Hands: Rembrant_Q_Einstein: TOOL THREAD!

this if fark, all threads are tool threads.

Tools.

I disagree. Tools are useful.

Glenford: Sticky Hands: Rembrant_Q_Einstein: TOOL THREAD!

this if fark, all threads are tool threads.

Tools.

I disagree. Tools are useful.

Disagree. You are just wallowing in your own confused and insecure delusions.

ftroop: Nadie_AZ [TotalFark]

ftroop: Wife and I are members at Page Springs Cellars, the winery he co-owns with winemaker Eric Glomski.

/Not a wine snob
//Prefer beer
///CSB

Actually, Page Springs is Eric's. They both work together on Arizona Stronghold- a joint venture. You can find their tasting room in Cottonwood. Keenan's tasting room is in Jerome. He makes some pretty good wine. Eric? Not so much. Their joint venture? Pretty good, I think.

/also a member of PSC

Thanks for the correction. I never paid enough attention to remember how their joint venture, wine making relationship worked out.

No worries. Enjoy the wine! With or without human flesh, I guess.

DisplacedTexan: They DO NOT need five or six farking years to make an album. No way. It's because Maynard has so many side projects (APC and Puscifer) and the winery shiat that it takes so long.


Personally, I'd prefer that a band take five or six years to make a quality album (and Tool is batting a thousand, imho) than phone one in every year to satisfy the masses...

I think I first read that sentiment in...oh...2000, when it had already been four farking years since Aenima. Someone ALWAYS says it.

TOOL put out their first material, only an EP no less, in 1993. They have released exactly three albums and that EP in 19 god damn years!!!! I do not consider that a decent output for a major band in that amount of time, regardless of how good the music is - and you and I know damn well that the majority of fans, not to mention casual listeners, did not consider "10,000 Days" worth the 5-year wait. And now it's been six years since that album. Who knows when the next is coming out.

/sorry for the grrrrr
//three APC albums and three Puscifer albums COULD HAVE BEEN TOOL albums instead
///but noooooooo

StinkyFiddlewinks: He should buy everyone who got suckered into buying 10,000 Days a bottle of whatever they want.

Pretty much. 10,000 days was awful. Rosetta Stoned is possibly the worst song theyve ever made. Not to mention the horrible guitar solo that seems to last 5 mins.

Uhhhh, APC broke up recently (fairly) I'm pretty sure...

/or Maynard left
//one of the two
///hurry up and google it already!

silvervial: DisplacedTexan: They DO NOT need five or six farking years to make an album. No way. It's because Maynard has so many side projects (APC and Puscifer) and the winery shiat that it takes so long.


Personally, I'd prefer that a band take five or six years to make a quality album (and Tool is batting a thousand, imho) than phone one in every year to satisfy the masses...

I think I first read that sentiment in...oh...2000, when it had already been four farking years since Aenima. Someone ALWAYS says it.

TOOL put out their first material, only an EP no less, in 1993. They have released exactly three albums and that EP in 19 god damn years!!!! I do not consider that a decent output for a major band in that amount of time, regardless of how good the music is - and you and I know damn well that the majority of fans, not to mention casual listeners, did not consider "10,000 Days" worth the 5-year wait. And now it's been six years since that album. Who knows when the next is coming out.

/sorry for the grrrrr
//three APC albums and three Puscifer albums COULD HAVE BEEN TOOL albums instead
///but noooooooo

(EP) Opiate
1. Undertow
2. Aenima
3. Lateralus
4. 10,000 Days

/lol wut?
//Moran

silvervial: StinkyFiddlewinks: He should buy everyone who got suckered into buying 10,000 Days a bottle of whatever they want.

Music is subjective, but "Rosetta Stoned" is a epic farking song, .

Lol I posted that before reading your comment, for the record I am not trying to troll you. Just hate that song.

Shakes999: StinkyFiddlewinks: He should buy everyone who got suckered into buying 10,000 Days a bottle of whatever they want.

Pretty much. 10,000 days was awful. Rosetta Stoned is possibly the worst song theyve ever made. Not to mention the horrible guitar solo that seems to last 5 mins.

It's not like he didn't warn you in advance.

Snapper Carr: Shakes999: StinkyFiddlewinks: He should buy everyone who got suckered into buying 10,000 Days a bottle of whatever they want.

Pretty much. 10,000 days was awful. Rosetta Stoned is possibly the worst song theyve ever made. Not to mention the horrible guitar solo that seems to last 5 mins.

It's not like he didn't warn you in advance.

I disagree. I think Right in Two and Jambi are probably two of their greatest songs.

Snapper Carr: Shakes999: StinkyFiddlewinks: He should buy everyone who got suckered into buying 10,000 Days a bottle of whatever they want.

Pretty much. 10,000 days was awful. Rosetta Stoned is possibly the worst song theyve ever made. Not to mention the horrible guitar solo that seems to last 5 mins.

It's not like he didn't warn you in advance.

Coincidentally, the lyrics to that song point out the first EP came out in '92. So, silvervial is a double moran.

Dougie AXP: Snapper Carr: Shakes999: StinkyFiddlewinks: He should buy everyone who got suckered into buying 10,000 Days a bottle of whatever they want.

Pretty much. 10,000 days was awful. Rosetta Stoned is possibly the worst song theyve ever made. Not to mention the horrible guitar solo that seems to last 5 mins.

It's not like he didn't warn you in advance.

I disagree. I think Right in Two and Jambi are probably two of their greatest songs.

Right in Two is actually the one track I like on that album. It is a great song.

silvervial: DisplacedTexan: They DO NOT need five or six farking years to make an album. No way. It's because Maynard has so many side projects (APC and Puscifer) and the winery shiat that it takes so long.


Personally, I'd prefer that a band take five or six years to make a quality album (and Tool is batting a thousand, imho) than phone one in every year to satisfy the masses...

I think I first read that sentiment in...oh...2000, when it had already been four farking years since Aenima. Someone ALWAYS says it.

TOOL put out their first material, only an EP no less, in 1993. They have released exactly three albums and that EP in 19 god damn years!!!! I do not consider that a decent output for a major band in that amount of time, regardless of how good the music is - and you and I know damn well that the majority of fans, not to mention casual listeners, did not consider "10,000 Days" worth the 5-year wait. And now it's been six years since that album. Who knows when the next is coming out.

/sorry for the grrrrr
//three APC albums and three Puscifer albums COULD HAVE BEEN TOOL albums instead
///but noooooooo

You sound bitter.

And, actually, you and I are not really in agreement about 10,000 Days. It's not my favorite but I rather like it...

Shakes999: Dougie AXP: Snapper Carr: Shakes999: StinkyFiddlewinks: He should buy everyone who got suckered into buying 10,000 Days a bottle of whatever they want.

Pretty much. 10,000 days was awful. Rosetta Stoned is possibly the worst song theyve ever made. Not to mention the horrible guitar solo that seems to last 5 mins.

It's not like he didn't warn you in advance.

I disagree. I think Right in Two and Jambi are probably two of their greatest songs.

Right in Two is actually the one track I like on that album. It is a great song.

I just hope the next album is along the lines of Lateralus great.

/They ALL have side projects
//Maynard more than the others
///Adam is an artist, film maker and wrestling fan
////Danny plays in another band and plays a boat load of sports
////who the hell knows what Justin does

DisplacedTexan: They DO NOT need five or six farking years to make an album. No way. It's because Maynard has so many side projects (APC and Puscifer) and the winery shiat that it takes so long.


Personally, I'd prefer that a band take five or six years to make a quality album (and Tool is batting a thousand, imho) than phone one in every year to satisfy the masses...

I read an interview with them awhile ago where they basically said the long intervals between albums is what keeps them together. They all get to work on side projects and spend time with family, then make an album when they feel like it. If they did nothing but Tool then they'd get sick of it and wouldve broken up years ago. So by all means, take your time boys.

ODDwhun: DisplacedTexan: They DO NOT need five or six farking years to make an album. No way. It's because Maynard has so many side projects (APC and Puscifer) and the winery shiat that it takes so long.


Personally, I'd prefer that a band take five or six years to make a quality album (and Tool is batting a thousand, imho) than phone one in every year to satisfy the masses...

I read an interview with them awhile ago where they basically said the long intervals between albums is what keeps them together. They all get to work on side projects and spend time with family, then make an album when they feel like it. If they did nothing but Tool then they'd get sick of it and wouldve broken up years ago. So by all means, take your time boys.

Yes, I've read that while Adam and Maynard are great friends, they are both A-types when it comes to music making. They almost imploded during Lateralus. By taking long breaks and working on things at their pace, they make better music for it.

CSB:

I love Tool and APC, but Maynard is a huge douche. I went to get a bottle of his stuff and get him to sign it at Whole Foods. I stood in line outside for an hour. Then waited IN STORE for another 45 minutes to buy the bottle, then got in a 3rd line for another hour to get to where his booth was setup. I handed the bottle to a security guard that walked it 10 feet to another guy, that walked the bottle another 10 feet to where Maynard was sitting. He never even looked up. He was reading something, mindlessly signed it, and handed it back to the 2 guards who handed it back to me. I said something a long the lines of thank you and he grunted some response.

Maynard is SOOO in touch with his fans!

Shakes999: StinkyFiddlewinks: He should buy everyone who got suckered into buying 10,000 Days a bottle of whatever they want.

Pretty much. 10,000 days was awful. Rosetta Stoned is possibly the worst song theyve ever made. Not to mention the horrible guitar solo that seems to last 5 mins.

I love "Rosetta Stoned" as I mentioned above. I think it perfectly captures the angst and horror and panic and delight that someone would feel if they think they've been chosen by aliens to deliver important information to the rest of humanity and they've been unable to write it down! OMG!

That "guitar" solo is actually Maynard playing some kind of weird-ass instrument with his mouth, like he does on a couple other songs on the album.

Anyway, I think of "Rosetta Stoned" less as a song and more as a piece of drama, a one man, one "act" play, so to speak, so it's unique and I love it.

ODDwhun: DisplacedTexan: They DO NOT need five or six farking years to make an album. No way. It's because Maynard has so many side projects (APC and Puscifer) and the winery shiat that it takes so long.


Personally, I'd prefer that a band take five or six years to make a quality album (and Tool is batting a thousand, imho) than phone one in every year to satisfy the masses...

I read an interview with them awhile ago where they basically said the long intervals between albums is what keeps them together. They all get to work on side projects and spend time with family, then make an album when they feel like it. If they did nothing but Tool then they'd get sick of it and wouldve broken up years ago. So by all means, take your time boys.

You feckin said it right there. I don't care that it took 20 years to make FOUR albums and an EP that I will listen to for LIFE. Hell, if it took 40 years to create that same body of work it would still be "worth it".

It's funny how some people feel entitled to a higher level of output from artists. Especially when the same people try to speak for "fans" as opposed to "casual listeners" and can't correctly cite the number of albums released.

KiTTeNs_on_AciD:

(EP) Opiate
1. Undertow
2. Aenima
3. Lateralus
4. 10,000 Days

/lol wut?
//Moran

Yeah, scuse the fark out of me for accidentally typing three instead of four. IT'S STILL TOO FEW IN 19 YEARS, MORAN!

Dougie AXP: Shakes999: Dougie AXP: Snapper Carr: Shakes999: StinkyFiddlewinks: He should buy everyone who got suckered into buying 10,000 Days a bottle of whatever they want.

Pretty much. 10,000 days was awful. Rosetta Stoned is possibly the worst song theyve ever made. Not to mention the horrible guitar solo that seems to last 5 mins.

It's not like he didn't warn you in advance.

I disagree. I think Right in Two and Jambi are probably two of their greatest songs.

Right in Two is actually the one track I like on that album. It is a great song.

I just hope the next album is along the lines of Lateralus great.

/They ALL have side projects
//Maynard more than the others
///Adam is an artist, film maker and wrestling fan
////Danny plays in another band and plays a boat load of sports
////who the hell knows what Justin does

Pigmy Love Circus FTW!!

KiTTeNs_on_AciD: ODDwhun: DisplacedTexan: They DO NOT need five or six farking years to make an album. No way. It's because Maynard has so many side projects (APC and Puscifer) and the winery shiat that it takes so long.


Personally, I'd prefer that a band take five or six years to make a quality album (and Tool is batting a thousand, imho) than phone one in every year to satisfy the masses...

I read an interview with them awhile ago where they basically said the long intervals between albums is what keeps them together. They all get to work on side projects and spend time with family, then make an album when they feel like it. If they did nothing but Tool then they'd get sick of it and wouldve broken up years ago. So by all means, take your time boys.

You feckin said it right there. I don't care that it took 20 years to make FOUR albums and an EP that I will listen to for LIFE. Hell, if it took 40 years to create that same body of work it would still be "worth it".

It's funny how some people feel entitled to a higher level of output from artists. Especially when the same people try to speak for "fans" as opposed to "casual listeners" and can't correctly cite the number of albums released.

Fark you, and go take some more acid, you need it.

/no wonder everyone hates TOOL fans

silvervial: KiTTeNs_on_AciD:

(EP) Opiate
1. Undertow
2. Aenima
3. Lateralus
4. 10,000 Days

/lol wut?
//Moran

Yeah, scuse the fark out of me for accidentally typing three instead of four. IT'S STILL TOO FEW IN 19 YEARS, MORAN!

Typo excuse won't fly here. You said "tool put out their first material, an EP no less, in '93". Their first EP came out in 92, first album in 93. Then you plainly typed the word t-h-r-e-e, not like you hit 3 instead of 4. You have no idea what you're talking about, this was no accident.

DisplacedTexan: silvervial: DisplacedTexan: They DO NOT need five or six farking years to make an album. No way. It's because Maynard has so many side projects (APC and Puscifer) and the winery shiat that it takes so long.


Personally, I'd prefer that a band take five or six years to make a quality album (and Tool is batting a thousand, imho) than phone one in every year to satisfy the masses...

I think I first read that sentiment in...oh...2000, when it had already been four farking years since Aenima. Someone ALWAYS says it.

TOOL put out their first material, only an EP no less, in 1993. They have released exactly three albums and that EP in 19 god damn years!!!! I do not consider that a decent output for a major band in that amount of time, regardless of how good the music is - and you and I know damn well that the majority of fans, not to mention casual listeners, did not consider "10,000 Days" worth the 5-year wait. And now it's been six years since that album. Who knows when the next is coming out.

/sorry for the grrrrr
//three APC albums and three Puscifer albums COULD HAVE BEEN TOOL albums instead
///but noooooooo

You sound bitter.

And, actually, you and I are not really in agreement about 10,000 Days. It's not my favorite but I rather like it...

I am.

Yes we are in agreement on "10,000 Days." I feel exactly the same as you do, but it was not as popular among fans, in general, as their other albums.

busy chillin': I am going to drink 46 & 2 glasses of wine this weekend.
It should be stored 4 degrees warmer.
He will stand for this intolerance
H!
/crawl(s) away

Crawl way...with the Pet
Go to sleep now child I wont let the boogieman come

silvervial: KiTTeNs_on_AciD:

(EP) Opiate
1. Undertow
2. Aenima
3. Lateralus
4. 10,000 Days

/lol wut?
//Moran

Yeah, scuse the fark out of me for accidentally typing three instead of four. IT'S STILL TOO FEW IN 19 YEARS, MORAN!

This seemed appropriate...not Tool but another outstanding band:

Cut myself open wide
Reach inside
Help yourself
To all I have to give
And then you help yourself again
And then complain that
You didn't like the way
I put the knife in wrong
You didn't like the way
My blood spilled on your brand new floor

What would you say
If I walked away
Would you appreciate
But then it'd be too late
Because I can only take so much of your ungrateful ways
Everything is never enough

Sacrifice my life
Neglect my kids and wife
All for you to be happy
All those sleepless nights
And countless fights to give you more
And then you say how dare that
I didn't write you back
I must be too good for you
I only care about myself

What would you say
If I walked away
Would you appreciate
But then it'd be too late
Because I can only take so much of your ungrateful ways
Everything is never enough

silvervial: I think I first read that sentiment in...oh...2000, when it had already been four farking years since Aenima. Someone ALWAYS says it.

TOOL put out their first material, only an EP no less, in 1993. They have released exactly three albums and that EP in 19 god damn years!!!! I do not consider that a decent output for a major band in that amount of time, regardless of how good the music is - and you and I know damn well that the majority of fans, not to mention casual listeners, did not consider "10,000 Days" worth the 5-year wait. And now it's been six years since that album. Who knows when the next is coming out.

/sorry for the grrrrr
//three APC albums and three Puscifer albums COULD HAVE BEEN TOOL albums instead
///but noooooooo

1: Make your own music.

2: Don't expect anyone to make anything else, especially if you expect them to cater to your interests, or the interests that they had while making the previous record.

3: Don't expose yourself to Fark, or the rest of the internet.(Or you gonna be screwed)...

4: If you biatching dingbats actually looked at Maynards winery, you would see that he has put a lot of time, brain power, and effort into this.

5: A lot of the "haw-haw, drink what you want" crowd has no experience with the legitimate pairings of very specific wines with very specific dishes. Try hanger steak with...I dunno...some damn mushroom sauce. It's useless, flavorwise! Or just go to Olive Garden.

KiTTeNs_on_AciD: silvervial: KiTTeNs_on_AciD:

(EP) Opiate
1. Undertow
2. Aenima
3. Lateralus
4. 10,000 Days

/lol wut?
//Moran

Yeah, scuse the fark out of me for accidentally typing three instead of four. IT'S STILL TOO FEW IN 19 YEARS, MORAN!

Typo excuse won't fly here. You said "tool put out their first material, an EP no less, in '93". Their first EP came out in 92, first album in 93. Then you plainly typed the word t-h-r-e-e, not like you hit 3 instead of 4. You have no idea what you're talking about, this was no accident.

You are obsessing over nothing. I didn't say I made a typo, I said I accidentally typed the word three instead of four. The discography I looked up had 1993 instead of 1992, go slash THEIR throats.

/moran

KiTTeNs_on_AciD: Typo excuse won't fly here. You said "tool put out their first material, an EP no less, in '93". Their first EP came out in 92, first album in 93. Then you plainly typed the word t-h-r-e-e, not like you hit 3 instead of 4. You have no idea what you're talking about, this was no accident.

NERD RAGE!

unicron702: CSB:

I love Tool and APC, but Maynard is a huge douche. I went to get a bottle of his stuff and get him to sign it at Whole Foods. I stood in line outside for an hour. Then waited IN STORE for another 45 minutes to buy the bottle, then got in a 3rd line for another hour to get to where his booth was setup. I handed the bottle to a security guard that walked it 10 feet to another guy, that walked the bottle another 10 feet to where Maynard was sitting. He never even looked up. He was reading something, mindlessly signed it, and handed it back to the 2 guards who handed it back to me. I said something a long the lines of thank you and he grunted some response.

Maynard is SOOO in touch with his fans!

Wow, that's very douchy. I mean *he* set up the signing. I get it if you're in a bad mood or a rush, and someone approaches you on the street.

The best at it: Alton Brown and David Sedaris. Sedaris will hand-draw everyone a unique picture on every book. And both wait until every single person is done. And both will have a real conversation with you.

unicron702: CSB:

I love Tool and APC, but Maynard is a huge douche. I went to get a bottle of his stuff and get him to sign it at Whole Foods. I stood in line outside for an hour. Then waited IN STORE for another 45 minutes to buy the bottle, then got in a 3rd line for another hour to get to where his booth was setup. I handed the bottle to a security guard that walked it 10 feet to another guy, that walked the bottle another 10 feet to where Maynard was sitting. He never even looked up. He was reading something, mindlessly signed it, and handed it back to the 2 guards who handed it back to me. I said something a long the lines of thank you and he grunted some response.

Maynard is SOOO in touch with his fans!

Wow, that's very douchy. I mean *he* set up the signing. I get it if you're in a bad mood or a rush, and someone approaches you on the street.

The best at it: Alton Brown and David Sedaris. Sedaris will hand-draw everyone a unique picture on every book. And both wait until every single person is done. And both will have a real conversation with you.

Sedaris even asked us to drive him to Chicago from Madison because thats where both of us were going.

silvervial: KiTTeNs_on_AciD: silvervial: KiTTeNs_on_AciD:

(EP) Opiate
1. Undertow
2. Aenima
3. Lateralus
4. 10,000 Days

/lol wut?
//Moran

Yeah, scuse the fark out of me for accidentally typing three instead of four. IT'S STILL TOO FEW IN 19 YEARS, MORAN!

Typo excuse won't fly here. You said "tool put out their first material, an EP no less, in '93". Their first EP came out in 92, first album in 93. Then you plainly typed the word t-h-r-e-e, not like you hit 3 instead of 4. You have no idea what you're talking about, this was no accident.

You are obsessing over nothing. I didn't say I made a typo, I said I accidentally typed the word three instead of four. The discography I looked up had 1993 instead of 1992, go slash THEIR throats.

/moran

...And since you're still sticking with '19 years' even after being corrected about the first release coming out in 92, not 93, you've made it abundantly clear that it was no accident.

You completely omitted an entire album (of which there are only four) in a comment biatching about there being too few albums released for your liking, and going on to talk about real fans vs casual listeners.....

That's not nothing, that's evidence of ignorance.

Dougie AXP: Shakes999: Dougie AXP: Snapper Carr: Shakes999: StinkyFiddlewinks: He should buy everyone who got suckered into buying 10,000 Days a bottle of whatever they want.

Pretty much. 10,000 days was awful. Rosetta Stoned is possibly the worst song theyve ever made. Not to mention the horrible guitar solo that seems to last 5 mins.

It's not like he didn't warn you in advance.

I disagree. I think Right in Two and Jambi are probably two of their greatest songs.

Right in Two is actually the one track I like on that album. It is a great song.

I just hope the next album is along the lines of Lateralus great.

/They ALL have side projects
//Maynard more than the others
///Adam is an artist, film maker and wrestling fan
////Danny plays in another band and plays a boat load of sports
////who the hell knows what Justin does

Lateralus holds a special place in my heart!
/so what you are saying is they have a functional open relationship?