Something tells me FNB is still submitting headlines. :-)

I wonder what the Vegas line is for tonight's entertainment?

2wolves: I wonder what the Vegas line is for tonight's entertainment?

You make such a pointed effort to troll these threads that I think at this point you should be made an honorary member of the fWc. Congrats and welcome!

/chairshot

Eh, preference for "an atheist liberal, a vegan liberal, a big red Libertarian, and a crazy chick all go to New Jersey," lol.

This is the most underwhelming PPV of this year so far.

I doubt it is such a waste of bandwidth that it isn't worth stealing

hobblekitty: 2wolves: I wonder what the Vegas line is for tonight's entertainment?

You make such a pointed effort to troll these threads that I think at this point you should be made an honorary member of the fWc. Congrats and welcome!

/chairshot

I met Noble and Silver backstage at the Hen and Chickens in Highbury, as we were on a double bill. I was putting on my slap and my false eyelashes and my glamourous costume, and there were these two rather nervous young men with ginger sideburns pissing around with videos and making microwave dinners backstage before the show to give to people in the audience.

I was doing my cheesy showbiz stuff, and at that time nobody had really heard of them, so people were coming to see me and saying, "You were great, but who the f**k are those weird boys?" I just thought, Jesus, drugs are good these days. They were absolutely mad but utterly charming.

I find them very, very funny indeed. They do a lot of slow dancing to Chris De Burgh's 'Lady In Red' as a prequel to absolutely nothing. Their act is surreal, baffling, delightful nonsense. It is utter gibberish but it makes you feel glad to be alive. And they work really, really hard. The haphazard look of the show is actually disguising a lot of really careful planning and attention to detail.

We shared a flat in Edinburgh last year and Kim and Stu (Noble and Silver) were just so funny around the flat, always doing these surreal improvisations. And it was the year they won the Perrier Best Newcomer Award. Which was most odd as they got shocking reviews there and I was consoling them with 'Who gives a shiat what the Scotsmen say anyway, etc' but thinking 'poor bastards, it's not going very well'. Then two weeks later they won the award so they were absolutely gobsmacked.

I imagine there'll be some quite odd and spontaneous things going on at their West End debut this month, but their shows are not all wanky. It's like being with the weird art students at college who you always thought were a bit odd, but you wanted to be in their gang because they must be clever or mad. And either one of those is fine.

Blast from the past - Hollywood Batista tells Cena to "go ahead, you keep on kissing babies and hugging fat girls"

Reposting this for the benefit of anyone who is here just for the PPV thread:

It's not too late to order the official FWC t-shirt!! We have 11 shirts already requested, so just a few more are needed to make a minimum order amount, and to ensure a decent price per shirt. See below for details!

Shirt will be black, 100% cotton, with a design on front and back.

Front:


Back:


Pricing: Depends heavily on the number of shirts ordered, but should not exceed $20 w/shipping (some larger sizes may cost extra though). Any funds left over will be donated to charity.

Interested? Email me (EIP) with a size and quantity needed. Once we tally orders, I'll get a final pricing per shirt from the printers.

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Reposting this for the benefit of anyone who is here just for the PPV thread:

It's not too late to order the official FWC t-shirt!! We have 11 shirts already requested, so just a few more are needed to make a minimum order amount, and to ensure a decent price per shirt. See below for details!

Shirt will be black, 100% cotton, with a design on front and back.

Front:
[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 257x176]

Back:
[lh5.googleusercontent.com image 322x400]

Pricing: Depends heavily on the number of shirts ordered, but should not exceed $20 w/shipping (some larger sizes may cost extra though). Any funds left over will be donated to charity.

Interested? Email me (EIP) with a size and quantity needed. Once we tally orders, I'll get a final pricing per shirt from the printers.

Is this for real? lol

cman: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Reposting this for the benefit of anyone who is here just for the PPV thread:

It's not too late to order the official FWC t-shirt!! We have 11 shirts already requested, so just a few more are needed to make a minimum order amount, and to ensure a decent price per shirt. See below for details!

Shirt will be black, 100% cotton, with a design on front and back.

Front:
[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 257x176]

Back:
[lh5.googleusercontent.com image 322x400]

Pricing: Depends heavily on the number of shirts ordered, but should not exceed $20 w/shipping (some larger sizes may cost extra though). Any funds left over will be donated to charity.

Interested? Email me (EIP) with a size and quantity needed. Once we tally orders, I'll get a final pricing per shirt from the printers.

Is this for real? lol

Absolutely. I have a t-shirt shop in my area that will print them up, and I'll take care of shipping. Hobblekitty made the graphics. Once we get at least a min. order (12 shirts, hopefully more if we can), I'll get a final price and send them off for final graphics and printing. Those purchasing can pay me via Paypal, and any funds left over will go to charity.

We even got approval from Drew first. :D

Point of order: My gifted TF is expiring tomorrow. This will be my last TF PPV.

As for the shirts: We got approval from Drew? AWESOME!

Grand_Moff_Joseph: cman: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Reposting this for the benefit of anyone who is here just for the PPV thread:

It's not too late to order the official FWC t-shirt!! We have 11 shirts already requested, so just a few more are needed to make a minimum order amount, and to ensure a decent price per shirt. See below for details!

Shirt will be black, 100% cotton, with a design on front and back.

Front:
[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 257x176]

Back:
[lh5.googleusercontent.com image 322x400]

Pricing: Depends heavily on the number of shirts ordered, but should not exceed $20 w/shipping (some larger sizes may cost extra though). Any funds left over will be donated to charity.

Interested? Email me (EIP) with a size and quantity needed. Once we tally orders, I'll get a final pricing per shirt from the printers.

Is this for real? lol

Absolutely. I have a t-shirt shop in my area that will print them up, and I'll take care of shipping. Hobblekitty made the graphics. Once we get at least a min. order (12 shirts, hopefully more if we can), I'll get a final price and send them off for final graphics and printing. Those purchasing can pay me via Paypal, and any funds left over will go to charity.

We even got approval from Drew first. :D

It occurs to me I never placed an order so you will get an email from me, since I'll need two, one for me and one for Pi, sized fat, lol.

hobblekitty: Grand_Moff_Joseph: cman: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Reposting this for the benefit of anyone who is here just for the PPV thread:

It's not too late to order the official FWC t-shirt!! We have 11 shirts already requested, so just a few more are needed to make a minimum order amount, and to ensure a decent price per shirt. See below for details!

Shirt will be black, 100% cotton, with a design on front and back.

Front:
[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 257x176]

Back:
[lh5.googleusercontent.com image 322x400]

Pricing: Depends heavily on the number of shirts ordered, but should not exceed $20 w/shipping (some larger sizes may cost extra though). Any funds left over will be donated to charity.

Interested? Email me (EIP) with a size and quantity needed. Once we tally orders, I'll get a final pricing per shirt from the printers.

Is this for real? lol

Absolutely. I have a t-shirt shop in my area that will print them up, and I'll take care of shipping. Hobblekitty made the graphics. Once we get at least a min. order (12 shirts, hopefully more if we can), I'll get a final price and send them off for final graphics and printing. Those purchasing can pay me via Paypal, and any funds left over will go to charity.

We even got approval from Drew first. :D

It occurs to me I never placed an order so you will get an email from me, since I'll need two, one for me and one for Pi, sized fat, lol.

Pi's shirt size = moon

Dougie AXP: hobblekitty: Grand_Moff_Joseph: cman: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Reposting this for the benefit of anyone who is here just for the PPV thread:

It's not too late to order the official FWC t-shirt!! We have 11 shirts already requested, so just a few more are needed to make a minimum order amount, and to ensure a decent price per shirt. See below for details!

Shirt will be black, 100% cotton, with a design on front and back.

Front:
[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 257x176]

Back:
[lh5.googleusercontent.com image 322x400]

Pricing: Depends heavily on the number of shirts ordered, but should not exceed $20 w/shipping (some larger sizes may cost extra though). Any funds left over will be donated to charity.

Interested? Email me (EIP) with a size and quantity needed. Once we tally orders, I'll get a final pricing per shirt from the printers.

Is this for real? lol

Absolutely. I have a t-shirt shop in my area that will print them up, and I'll take care of shipping. Hobblekitty made the graphics. Once we get at least a min. order (12 shirts, hopefully more if we can), I'll get a final price and send them off for final graphics and printing. Those purchasing can pay me via Paypal, and any funds left over will go to charity.

We even got approval from Drew first. :D

It occurs to me I never placed an order so you will get an email from me, since I'll need two, one for me and one for Pi, sized fat, lol.

Pi's shirt size = moon

Hey Dougie, me and P$ are coming to Philly in August. Are you ready to encounter our awesomeness?

Dougie AXP: Point of order: My gifted TF is expiring tomorrow. This will be my last TF PPV.

As for the shirts: We got approval from Drew? AWESOME!

So a Johnny and a Dougie will be getting fired tonight.

Here is your pre-PPV wrestling music to put you in the mood

hobblekitty: Dougie AXP: hobblekitty: Grand_Moff_Joseph: cman: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Reposting this for the benefit of anyone who is here just for the PPV thread:

It's not too late to order the official FWC t-shirt!! We have 11 shirts already requested, so just a few more are needed to make a minimum order amount, and to ensure a decent price per shirt. See below for details!

Shirt will be black, 100% cotton, with a design on front and back.

Front:
[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 257x176]

Back:
[lh5.googleusercontent.com image 322x400]

Pricing: Depends heavily on the number of shirts ordered, but should not exceed $20 w/shipping (some larger sizes may cost extra though). Any funds left over will be donated to charity.

Interested? Email me (EIP) with a size and quantity needed. Once we tally orders, I'll get a final pricing per shirt from the printers.

Is this for real? lol

Absolutely. I have a t-shirt shop in my area that will print them up, and I'll take care of shipping. Hobblekitty made the graphics. Once we get at least a min. order (12 shirts, hopefully more if we can), I'll get a final price and send them off for final graphics and printing. Those purchasing can pay me via Paypal, and any funds left over will go to charity.

We even got approval from Drew first. :D

It occurs to me I never placed an order so you will get an email from me, since I'll need two, one for me and one for Pi, sized fat, lol.

Pi's shirt size = moon

Hey Dougie, me and P$ are coming to Philly in August. Are you ready to encounter our awesomeness?

If I'm not out of town due to work, sure. I need a heads up though, I live 3 hours from Philly now but I come home to Philly all the time.

Steven Rules: Dougie AXP: Point of order: My gifted TF is expiring tomorrow. This will be my last TF PPV.

As for the shirts: We got approval from Drew? AWESOME!

So a Johnny and a Dougie will be getting fired tonight.

wha? what did I do?

To kill time before the show starts, here is this past Friday's WWE Smackdown!

... in 5 minutes. :P

Captain Steroid: [imageshack.us image 500x339]

To kill time before the show starts, here is this past Friday's WWE Smackdown!

... in 5 minutes. :P

That video was far more entertaining than actually watching Smackdown

Something else to watch to get you in the mood for the PPV:

WWE Raw Exposed - The Early Years

Check the YT account for the person who posted part 1 for the other parts too.

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Something else to watch to get you in the mood for the PPV:

WWE Raw Exposed - The Early Years

Check the YT account for the person who posted part 1 for the other parts too.

Arg, URL fail. Try again:

Raw Exposed - The Early Years

How long will it take to get to "Turner just spent money, we created new stars," and be able to have a 2012ified tear-filled laugh...there it is in part 2! lol

YouTube pre-show time!

Let's pre-do this!

Dougie AXP:

WE COMIN' FO YOU, DOUGGA!!

Ladies and gentleman, boy and girls, in this corner wearing green and dark green JOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNN CENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! In the other corner wearing dark black BIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG SHOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. LETS GET READY FORM SOME SUCKAGE!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Anyone know where someone who wants to go fishing might find a stream when the show starts?

Here is a link to the preshow on youtube if you're interested.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUtEGe Ai7wU&feature=plcp

A fatal four way match to determine the tag team number one contenders?

Maybe the tag division will finally become relevant again. Not gonna happen, but would be nice.

HardRocker488: Here is a link to the preshow on youtube if you're interested.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUtEGe Ai7wU&feature=plcp

Now it pops

Link

/my bad

Yes, Stanford, "here we see the squash against Heath Slater" indeed.

I like how the graphic is saying "Last Monday" when the attack happened on Smackdown.

Barry McCokiner: Anyone know where someone who wants to go fishing might find a stream when the show starts?

A lot of people like to sit in the FIRST ROW while watching SPORTS in EUrope.

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Something else to watch to get you in the mood for the PPV:

WWE Raw Exposed - The Early Years

Check the YT account for the person who posted part 1 for the other parts too.

Arg, URL fail. Try again:

Raw Exposed - The Early Years

These are awesome.

Somebody better call my mama!

You know how you'd really sell Clay's knee injury? Don't have him dance at all.

I read that Ryback may wrestle 4 jobbers tonight. 4 guys. 4 is greater than 1 surely they will have a chance

Lavard Haw School!

LARVARD HAW SCHOOL!

I think half the Divas rosters has more masculine entrance music than Otunga.

/Larvard Haw

No, nobody, ESPECIALLY George Clinton, has endorsed Clay as the future of funk. He's a wrestler home comes out, does the same dumb dance every week, and squashes his opponent. There is nothing at all representing the "future of funk" involved in that.

Lawvard Har

Ring Announcer just introduced David Otunga as a Larvard Haw graduate.

Walks in spits on Justin Roberts, smashes Michael coke with a baseball bat.

Your CHAMP is here!

Otunga is a graduate of Larvard Haw?

/Watching the pre-show

Where is his thermos

LOLvard!

Since when did Otunga turn into Black Lex Lugar?

ER Cole... Stupid iphone

Should I even stream it when I get back?

How does Brodus Clay use agility in his offensive repertoire again?

Wow Brodus did a suplex!