"I stayed patient and lucklily the birdies came."

Spurned lover. Guaranteed.

I saw that live. They handled it well. Hope he enjoys his time in jail and if a foreign national his time never visiting the US again.

Was that f**king Johnny Knoxville? O_o

What's his FARK handle?

/Oblig

Apos: What's his FARK handle?

/Oblig

Has anybody seen Drew around here lately?

What does he say after the awooo sounds stop?

dumbandilikeit: I saw that live. They handled it well. Hope he enjoys his time in jail and if a foreign national his time never visiting the US again.

So clowning for a camera is a serious offense in your eyes.

dumbandilikeit: I saw that live. They handled it well. Hope he enjoys his time in jail and if a foreign national his time never visiting the US again.

Clearly the most serious crime ever committed.

"Enjoy your jail cell"

Dude dropped acid, heard the word "birdie," and his pineal gland did the rest.

Sadly, the NBC peacock has been on a bender ever since he got let go, after the Comcast merger.

Interrupting a trophy presentation for less than 5 seconds is worthy of jail time? fark the world

Bath salts, man. Farkin' bath salts.

NBC should sign him up. That guy had the most substantive insight all weekend.


My favorite part of the coverage yesterday was when they tried to connect Lee Westwood's bad luck in losing a ball in a tree to Lee Janzen doing the same thing in 1998. They actually said, "They're both named 'Lee.' Amazing."


Amazing, indeed.

dumbandilikeit: I saw that live. They handled it well. Hope he enjoys his time in jail and if a foreign national his time never visiting the US again.

Is what he did illegal in USA?

spawn73: o

spawn73: dumbandilikeit: I saw that live. They handled it well. Hope he enjoys his time in jail and if a foreign national his time never visiting the US again.

Is what he did illegal in USA?

Apparently, everyone thinks it should be.

spawn73: dumbandilikeit: I saw that live. They handled it well. Hope he enjoys his time in jail and if a foreign national his time never visiting the US again.

Is what he did illegal in USA?

It's the USA, which means they'll figure out a way to charge him with something, probably a misdemeanor. Trespassing, disturbing the peace, public drunkenness, are the ones that come to mind immediately. Plus, it wouldn't surprise me if he resisted arrest, tripped up stairs in the police station, or had some other odd reason to end up bruised.

Sounds like a D and D, hopefully just a fine and probably a ban from USGA events.

[PriceIsRightFailHorn.mp3]

spawn73: dumbandilikeit: I saw that live. They handled it well. Hope he enjoys his time in jail and if a foreign national his time never visiting the US again.

Is what he did illegal in USA?

punishable by death

/seriously this guy was the highlight of the entire godawful open...

crab66: dumbandilikeit: I saw that live. They handled it well. Hope he enjoys his time in jail and if a foreign national his time never visiting the US again.

Clearly the most serious crime ever committed.

No, it's not "Throw him in jail and lose the key" but you think they want every drunk idiot running in front of the cameras for their 15 minutes? Charge him and if he gets convicted maybe he'll get a sentence of a few days to a week, then that's it.

skinink: crab66: dumbandilikeit: I saw that live. They handled it well. Hope he enjoys his time in jail and if a foreign national his time never visiting the US again.

Clearly the most serious crime ever committed.

No, it's not "Throw him in jail and lose the key" but you think they want every drunk idiot running in front of the cameras for their 15 minutes?

Why should anyone else care what they want?

The_Great_Hambino: NBC should sign him up. That guy had the most substantive insight all weekend.


My favorite part of the coverage yesterday was when they tried to connect Lee Westwood's bad luck in losing a ball in a tree to Lee Janzen doing the same thing in 1998. They actually said, "They're both named 'Lee.' Amazing."


Amazing, indeed.

NBC's golf coverage is dreadful.

Must. Become. Fark. Meme.

Somebody's got to replace Lootie.

bmfderek: NBC's golf coverage is dreadful.

FTFY

hervatski: "Enjoy your jail cell"

After he gets out, I bet he'll go to Red Lobster!

/you jackass

Sure, it was supposed to be a nice, quiet, extra pay job, watchin' the action and checking out the chicks, then Asshat Albert here comes along to liven up the party. Now I gotta do all this farkin' paperwork. I think I'll show him what a chip shot with the baton feels like. I'll make him A-WOO alright.

This will be treated like every other time a fan runs on the field at a game. He'll be charged with tresspassing, given a fine and will be banned from all future PGA events.

skinink: crab66: dumbandilikeit: I saw that live. They handled it well. Hope he enjoys his time in jail and if a foreign national his time never visiting the US again.

Clearly the most serious crime ever committed.

No, it's not "Throw him in jail and lose the key" but you think they want every drunk idiot running in front of the cameras for their 15 minutes? Charge him and if he gets convicted maybe he'll get a sentence of a few days to a week, then that's it.

You mean like the public does for nearly every live news broadcast? You always had one of two people hamming it up for the camera.

This guy really should spend about zero days in jail.. God forbid someone has fun at the expense of 3 seconds of TV time.

From you, Neil Munro. I learned it from watching you!

Non-shiatty video of the incident

Earguy: spawn73: dumbandilikeit: I saw that live. They handled it well. Hope he enjoys his time in jail and if a foreign national his time never visiting the US again.

Is what he did illegal in USA?

It's the USA, which means they'll figure out a way to charge him with something, probably a misdemeanor. Trespassing, disturbing the peace, public drunkenness, are the ones that come to mind immediately. Plus, it wouldn't surprise me if he resisted arrest, tripped up stairs in the police station, or had some other odd reason to end up bruised.

He fell onto my taser and made it go off. That's another $30K fine to replace it.

I'm pretty sure that bird call is not indigenous to the area.

Video

bmfderek: The_Great_Hambino: NBC should sign him up. That guy had the most substantive insight all weekend.


My favorite part of the coverage yesterday was when they tried to connect Lee Westwood's bad luck in losing a ball in a tree to Lee Janzen doing the same thing in 1998. They actually said, "They're both named 'Lee.' Amazing."


Amazing, indeed.

NBC's golf coverage is dreadful.

Jim Nantz and Scott Van Pelt should be the only two allowed to anchor golf coverage.

/ducks

Is this the dude who is always yelling stupid shiat and making noises when they hit the ball? If so I hope he is banned from all golf events for a thousand lifetimes.

Too bad the couldn't have arrested the asshat screaming Bye-Bye Birdie at every hole.

John Paul Jones: Spurned lover. Guaranteed.

Don't you think it's risky to admit this here?

harm dealer: Interrupting a trophy presentation for less than 5 seconds is worthy of jail time? fark the world

There are many seemingly minor infractions that can at least get you put in the cooler for a few hours, and this or some ancillary actions may qualify, depending. You can absolutely get cuffed and stuffed for disturbing the peace, trespassing, evading security, and stuff like that.

spawn73: dumbandilikeit: I saw that live. They handled it well. Hope he enjoys his time in jail and if a foreign national his time never visiting the US again.

Is what he did illegal in USA?

It can be, under certain circumstances. None of which have anything to do with U.S. federal laws. Most law in the U.S. that affects citizens in daily life is state level and below. (Federal laws apply mostly to regulation, interstate commerce, certain very serious crimes, and the like.)

For example, if you walk into a restaurant, that's legal. If you walk around the restaurant, that's also legal. If you walk up to a random table and start bothering the people there, you're pushing it. If it's clear that that's your intent, that can be actionable. And yes, you can be arrested for it. I mean, you'd have to make it worth their while, or be a repeat offender, a known pest, or such, but it's possible.

On the other hand, no, being an annoying prick isn't itself actionable. If it was, we'd have all been hooked up by now.

AdamK: /seriously this guy was the highlight of the entire godawful open...

Anyone watching the Open for good golf gets exactly what they deserve.

MAYORBOB: Must. Become. Fark. Meme.

Somebody's got to replace Lootie.

I can't recall who was teeing off yesterday, but the camera luckily caught one of those asshats who screams nonsense before and after a shot (like "youdaman") just at the moment he was screaming.

Dude was exactly as expected -- piss beer in one hand, swaying on his feet, buddies holding him steady. I went to Congressional last year, but could never pinpoint one of these douches.

Thanks NBC!

Begun the meme wars have.

I was going to ask what the big deal was, but as soon as I saw Bob Costas, I knew. I'm pretty sure pulling faces around Bob is punishable by death.

Bob is a pretty good journalist (his interview with Sandusky was great work, especially considering he had all of 15 minutes to prepare for it). However, he does have a smug, self-important attitude I wouldn't mind seeing him lose.

The_Great_Hambino: They actually said, "They're both named 'Lee.' Amazing."


Amazing, indeed.


I was waiting for the "Westwood's secretary is named Lincoln, Janzen's was Kennedy".

bmfderek: NBC's golf coverage is dreadful.

Agreed. Johnny "Mr. 63" Miller is wrong more than 80 percent of the time. The way he second-guesses the players has become a distraction to me.

swahnhennessy: dumbandilikeit: I saw that live. They handled it well. Hope he enjoys his time in jail and if a foreign national his time never visiting the US again.

So clowning for a camera is a serious offense in your eyes.

Clowning for a camera today, crashing planes into buildings tomorrow. Slippery slope.

rotsky: bmfderek: NBC's golf coverage is dreadful.

Agreed. Johnny "Mr. 63" Miller is wrong more than 80 percent of the time. The way he second-guesses the players has become a distraction to me.

There's a 'Shell Wonderful World of Golf' where Miller plays Olympic with Nicklaus, and Miller gags up so many short putts it's hard to take him seriously after watching it.

So yeah, he sucks.

I think they pump in the bird noise.... it sounded like a video game.