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   Strip club threatens to sue Octomom for not taking off her clothes. Surprisingly large number of people come to her defense

18 Jun 2012 12:30 PM   |   12509 clicks   |   MSN
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Dirtybird971     
don't you mean "not surprisingly"?

18 Jun 2012 12:31 PM
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Biness     
at least 8 people would defend her, but i could take them

18 Jun 2012 12:31 PM
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Mog32Kupo    [TotalFark]  
She somehow managed to get more gross...

/yech...

18 Jun 2012 12:31 PM
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RibbyK     
She looks 'shopped.

18 Jun 2012 12:31 PM
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Spartapuss     
Well yeah, Who wants to see their mother naked?

18 Jun 2012 12:31 PM
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Vespizzari     
Why would anyone want to see Bill Cosby naked?

/Still see Bill's face when I look at her
//Haunted

18 Jun 2012 12:32 PM
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Great Janitor     
I'm waiting for the release of her masturbation video. That would really liven up my book club sessions.

18 Jun 2012 12:33 PM
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JackieRabbit     
Did she sign a contract? Attention whoring will always get you in trouble eventually.

18 Jun 2012 12:33 PM
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JackieRabbit     
Vespizzari: Why would anyone want to see Bill Cosby naked?

Camille Cosby (maybe)

18 Jun 2012 12:34 PM
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snocone    [TotalFark]  
Where is that "Leave Brittany alone Kid", when you need him?

18 Jun 2012 12:35 PM
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bim1154     
What's with this shiat mods? Variations on the same subject matter every few days.

18 Jun 2012 12:35 PM
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universebetween     
Great Janitor: I'm waiting for the release of her masturbation video. That would really liven up my book club sessions.

fap

18 Jun 2012 12:36 PM
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Biness     
9beers: HAHAHA she has a huge vagina

karlwebster.com

18 Jun 2012 12:39 PM
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vudukungfu     
Vespizzari: Why would anyone want to see Bill Cosby naked?

/Still see Bill's face when I look at her
//Haunted


And it's saying "Who wants some chocoate pudding? In a cup? I ony have the one cup, but I got two spoons. "

18 Jun 2012 12:39 PM
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gja    [TotalFark]  
ll-media.tmz.com



/DO
//NOT
///WANT

18 Jun 2012 12:39 PM
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The sound of one hand clapping     
Glad to see it's already been said that it's not surprising that people came to her defence. I for one completely defend and applaud her decision to not remove her clothes.

There are many boobs in this world that I would like to see, hers are not among them.

18 Jun 2012 12:40 PM
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JohnCarter     
Not being a lawyer, it would appear the statement from her lawyer indicates there may be a contractual issue

FTA Lawyers for Suleman, however, maintain that she has no plans to appear at T's despite her agreement to dance there.

So...we have an agreement she is just not going to honor it. All righty then

18 Jun 2012 12:40 PM
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Uncle Tractor     
Via TFA:

"For the pictures, we had her topless with a thick sparkly red choker with a big red heart in front and red and white polka dot panties ... like 1950s style," explains the spy. "SpaghettiOs were all over her body, and she's even throwing the SpaghettiOs toward the camera. The label on the can was changed from SpaghettiOs to say 'Saucy Octos.'"

18 Jun 2012 12:41 PM
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ChipNASA     
9beers: HAHAHA she has a huge vagina

In before the C-Section White Knight-ers
i.imgur.com

18 Jun 2012 12:41 PM
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Andrew Wiggin    [TotalFark]  
i'd hit it 8 times

18 Jun 2012 12:41 PM
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Biness     
Uncle Tractor: Via TFA:

"For the pictures, we had her topless with a thick sparkly red choker with a big red heart in front and red and white polka dot panties ... like 1950s style," explains the spy. "SpaghettiOs were all over her body, and she's even throwing the SpaghettiOs toward the camera. The label on the can was changed from SpaghettiOs to say 'Saucy Octos.'"


well i just vomited. thanks.

18 Jun 2012 12:41 PM
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imtheonlylp     
Yes, really.

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mutantreviewers.files.wordpress.com

18 Jun 2012 12:42 PM
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Peepeye    [TotalFark]  
In this one instance - and only this one - I feel she was correct. Who wants to work for someone that calls them "crazy"? The strip club got plenty of publicity and now they are going for more. She doesn't owe them any money. And the point of stripping was to earn money that she doesn't have.

18 Jun 2012 12:44 PM
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publikenemy     
shark Nadya comes to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark Nadya will go away... but sometimes he she wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark Nadya looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark Nadya... he's she's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he she bites ya

18 Jun 2012 12:48 PM
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Andrew Wiggin    [TotalFark]  
9beers: ChipNASA: In before the C-Section White Knight-ers

I wouldn't call pointing out a fact being a white knight. It's just farking stupid to make all the huge vagina jokes when it's not how she gave birth.


probably more stupid to use logic here.

18 Jun 2012 12:49 PM
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soupgoblin     
JohnCarter: Not being a lawyer, it would appear the statement from her lawyer indicates there may be a contractual issue

FTA Lawyers for Suleman, however, maintain that she has no plans to appear at T's despite her agreement to dance there.

So...we have an agreement she is just not going to honor it. All righty then



And she has made so many other bright decisions in her life.

There is a good reason that she is single with 14 kids and 30K in debt.

She is Nuckin' Futz!!

18 Jun 2012 12:50 PM
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Bag of Hammers     
Still no.

Sorry, she looks like a Tranny now.

18 Jun 2012 12:50 PM
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Biness     
Bag of Hammers: Still no.

Sorry, she looks like a Tranny now.


now?

18 Jun 2012 12:51 PM
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CasperImproved     
Andrew Wiggin: i'd hit it 8 times

You are welcome to as no one else wants it.

Just please!

DON'T TELL US ABOUT IT.

18 Jun 2012 12:51 PM
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Andrew Wiggin    [TotalFark]  
Bag of Hammers: Still no.

Sorry, she looks like a Tranny now.


i blew a tranny last week. pretty expensive.

18 Jun 2012 12:52 PM
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Andrew Wiggin    [TotalFark]  
CasperImproved: Andrew Wiggin: i'd hit it 8 times

You are welcome to as no one else wants it.

Just please!

DON'T TELL US ABOUT IT.


THERE WILL BE PICS/VIDEO! after seeing me, she'll look like kate perry.

18 Jun 2012 12:52 PM
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Bag of Hammers     
Biness: Bag of Hammers: Still no.

Sorry, she looks like a Tranny now.

now?


Yes, before all the surgery she actually looked somewhat normal.

18 Jun 2012 12:53 PM
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Two16     
9beers: ChipNASA: In before the C-Section White Knight-ers

I wouldn't call pointing out a fact being a white knight. It's just farking stupid to make all the huge vagina jokes when it's not how she gave birth.


i46.tinypic.com

+1 to you, "sir".

18 Jun 2012 12:58 PM
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WMCB     
From a hostile workplace standpoint, she has every right to not follow through with the agreement. Most strippers work as independent contractors, and have to pay to perform. Why would anyone pay to work in a place where the management obviously has no control over other contractors under management, and cannot provide adequate protection from public defamation to incoming contractors?

I applaud Suleman's entrepreneurial instincts in the given climate, as well as her discretion in choosing how best to exercise those instincts.

18 Jun 2012 01:01 PM
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ChipNASA     
9beers: ChipNASA: In before the C-Section White Knight-ers

I wouldn't call pointing out a fact being a white knight. It's just farking stupid to make all the huge vagina jokes when it's not how she gave birth.


icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com

18 Jun 2012 01:01 PM
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Technoir     
Some used-up whore at the club said what the rest of the world has been saying for years, and all of a sudden she feels threatened?

Get over yourself, biatch. Strip club sluts are catty. They just are. Too frickin' bad. None of them are going to attack you, none of them are going to bother you. Hell, the indifference would probably mean you won't even get invited to do a line of coke or meth of one off their tits.

Honor the agreement, go expose your flapjacks, help throw down sawdust to soak up the vomit and go the fark home, you attention-whoring brood mare.

18 Jun 2012 01:05 PM
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tzzhc4     
Bag of Hammers: Still no.

Sorry, she looks like a Tranny now.


FTFY

18 Jun 2012 01:10 PM
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WMCB     
Technoir: Some used-up whore at the club said what the rest of the world has been saying for years, and all of a sudden she feels threatened?

Get over yourself, biatch. Strip club sluts are catty. They just are. Too frickin' bad. None of them are going to attack you, none of them are going to bother you. Hell, the indifference would probably mean you won't even get invited to do a line of coke or meth of one off their tits.

Honor the agreement, go expose your flapjacks, help throw down sawdust to soak up the vomit and go the fark home, you attention-whoring brood mare.


I'm way more comfortable with her breaking the agreement, catty biatches or no, in light of your brilliant commentary. Why are people so concerned with what a single mother is doing with her body when there is a clear marketplace for it? She'd be stupid NOT to leverage her boobs to provide for her children. Isn't that what so-called conservatives want all single mothers to do?

18 Jun 2012 01:11 PM
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mikieb     
9beers: ChipNASA: In before the C-Section White Knight-ers

I wouldn't call pointing out a fact being a white knight. It's just farking stupid to make all the huge vagina jokes when it's not how she gave birth.


Has it been proven that the six kids she had prior to delivering her litter were also all c-section births?

18 Jun 2012 01:12 PM
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Andrew Wiggin    [TotalFark]  
mikieb: 9beers: ChipNASA: In before the C-Section White Knight-ers

I wouldn't call pointing out a fact being a white knight. It's just farking stupid to make all the huge vagina jokes when it's not how she gave birth.

Has it been proven that the six kids she had prior to delivering her litter were also all c-section births?


wait a minute....she had 6 freaking kids prior? holy crap.

18 Jun 2012 01:14 PM
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mikieb     
Andrew Wiggin: mikieb: 9beers: ChipNASA: In before the C-Section White Knight-ers

I wouldn't call pointing out a fact being a white knight. It's just farking stupid to make all the huge vagina jokes when it's not how she gave birth.

Has it been proven that the six kids she had prior to delivering her litter were also all c-section births?

wait a minute....she had 6 freaking kids prior? holy crap.


Yeah, she has a total of 14 kids.

18 Jun 2012 01:15 PM
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Prof. Frink     
Well it's not like anyone would be coming to her if she were to strip.

Oh wait, to her *defense*.

18 Jun 2012 01:16 PM
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madgonad    [TotalFark]  
mikieb: Andrew Wiggin: mikieb: 9beers: ChipNASA: In before the C-Section White Knight-ers

I wouldn't call pointing out a fact being a white knight. It's just farking stupid to make all the huge vagina jokes when it's not how she gave birth.

Has it been proven that the six kids she had prior to delivering her litter were also all c-section births?

wait a minute....she had 6 freaking kids prior? holy crap.

Yeah, she has a total of 14 kids.


All by C-section and also all by in-vitro.

I have even heard suggestions that she is still a virgin, but let's not go there. She was also married at one point. After seeing the pictures I have come to the conclusion that her face is the worst feature on her. 14 kids and the FACE is what got wrecked? Which might explain the stripping and pron.

18 Jun 2012 01:20 PM
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mikieb     
madgonad: mikieb: Andrew Wiggin: mikieb: 9beers: ChipNASA: In before the C-Section White Knight-ers

I wouldn't call pointing out a fact being a white knight. It's just farking stupid to make all the huge vagina jokes when it's not how she gave birth.

Has it been proven that the six kids she had prior to delivering her litter were also all c-section births?

wait a minute....she had 6 freaking kids prior? holy crap.

Yeah, she has a total of 14 kids.

All by C-section and also all by in-vitro.

I have even heard suggestions that she is still a virgin, but let's not go there. She was also married at one point. After seeing the pictures I have come to the conclusion that her face is the worst feature on her. 14 kids and the FACE is what got wrecked? Which might explain the stripping and pron.


Makes you wonder if the doctor who did all the c-sections and invitro work actually stitched her uterus back together or just installed a zip lock.

18 Jun 2012 01:24 PM
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cwolf20     
And the site link has "wonderwall.com" in it's address bar.

They win, everyone else screams while trying to get the image out of their heads.

18 Jun 2012 01:26 PM
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Evil Mackerel    [TotalFark]  
gja: [ll-media.tmz.com image 550x590]



/DO
//NOT
///WANT


Scarier than Prometheus.

18 Jun 2012 01:26 PM
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kisseswookies     
She makes my ovaries hurt. Thinking of popping out that many booger chompers makes my ovaries shrivel. And for that, I hate her.

/needs coffee before I get on fark, clearly.

18 Jun 2012 01:28 PM
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PsyLord    [TotalFark]  
To the strip club:

i0.kym-cdn.com

18 Jun 2012 01:31 PM
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ChipNASA     
mikieb: Andrew Wiggin: mikieb: 9beers: ChipNASA: In before the C-Section White Knight-ers

I wouldn't call pointing out a fact being a white knight. It's just farking stupid to make all the huge vagina jokes when it's not how she gave birth.

Has it been proven that the six kids she had prior to delivering her litter were also all c-section births?

wait a minute....she had 6 freaking kids prior? holy crap.

Yeah, she has a total of 14 kids.


And she's *WHITE*?!?!?!?
/runs

18 Jun 2012 01:48 PM
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Biness     
ChipNASA: mikieb: Andrew Wiggin: mikieb: 9beers: ChipNASA: In before the C-Section White Knight-ers

I wouldn't call pointing out a fact being a white knight. It's just farking stupid to make all the huge vagina jokes when it's not how she gave birth.

Has it been proven that the six kids she had prior to delivering her litter were also all c-section births?

wait a minute....she had 6 freaking kids prior? holy crap.

Yeah, she has a total of 14 kids.

And she's *WHITE*?!?!?!?
/runs


she's white-ish. Seems like there's at least some italian in there

18 Jun 2012 01:48 PM
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