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   In case you were wondering, that worm in your macaroni and cheese is only worth $1

18 Jun 2012 11:34 AM   |   1529 clicks   |   Toronto Sun
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good_2_go     
In this country it is called Kraft Dinner, no matter what the brand.

/like Kleenex of Ski-Doo
//who pays $1 for a box of KD??

18 Jun 2012 11:44 AM
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Fabric_Man     
Is that $1 in real money or is it Canadian?
[Ducks]

18 Jun 2012 11:51 AM
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MugzyBrown     
Why would it be worth more?

18 Jun 2012 12:00 PM
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The Bestest     
MugzyBrown: Why would it be worth more?

added protein

18 Jun 2012 12:17 PM
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Mr.Tangent     
This is an outrage, where are the lawyers? Surely being the lucky recipient of a tainted box of KD is worth millions. This poor woman will never again be able to grocery shop without worrying about the horrors that might be contained within her processed foods.

To prove my point FTA: As for the Marquez family, their taste for Kraft Dinner isn't what it used to be, she said.

"(We won't) eat macaroni and cheese for the rest of our lives."


Oh wait, this is Canada we're (mostly) sane about these things.

18 Jun 2012 12:20 PM
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rudemix     
Only until I ejaculate! Oh..I've said too much.

18 Jun 2012 12:38 PM
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Lego_Addict     
Mr.Tangent: This is an outrage, where are the lawyers? Surely being the lucky recipient of a tainted box of KD is worth millions. This poor woman will never again be able to grocery shop without worrying about the horrors that might be contained within her processed foods.

To prove my point FTA: As for the Marquez family, their taste for Kraft Dinner isn't what it used to be, she said.

"(We won't) eat macaroni and cheese for the rest of our lives."

Oh wait, this is Canada we're (mostly) sane about these things.


Mostly, keyword here is mostly.

FTA:"I felt like they were laughing at me," she said. "It's not much money for all the disgust that was created."

We're all laughing at you lady. You don't deserve jack shiat except for what you paid for. It wasn't a razor blade that cut your child's mouth it was a worm that didn't even make it into their mouth.

18 Jun 2012 12:39 PM
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hurdboy    [TotalFark]  
So, the worm is worth twice as much as the rest of what's in the box?

18 Jun 2012 12:49 PM
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The Bestest     
hurdboy: So, the worm is worth twice as much as the rest of what's in the box?

it's over twice the nutritional content, so that's fair I'd say

18 Jun 2012 01:27 PM
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Ken VeryBigLiar     
hurdboy: So, the worm is worth twice as much as the rest of what's in the box?

A worm in the hand is worth two in the box.

18 Jun 2012 01:32 PM
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Russ1642    [TotalFark]  
President's Choice is by far the best mac & cheese on the planet.

/Kraft sucks

18 Jun 2012 02:32 PM
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wombatsrus     
Don't think of it as a worm. Think of it as protein.

18 Jun 2012 03:54 PM
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Foolkiller     
Mr.Tangent: "(We won't) eat macaroni and cheese for the rest of our lives."

Oh wait, this is Canada we're (mostly) sane about these things.


encrypted-tbn2.google.com


How much for a mouse in a bottle?

AND

encrypted-tbn3.google.com

Fattening up our tapeworms!

/Thus ends the thread with every relevant Canadian humor reference

18 Jun 2012 06:44 PM
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apoptotic     
good_2_go: In this country it is called Kraft Dinner, no matter what the brand.

/like Kleenex of Ski-Doo
//who pays $1 for a box of KD??


A box of actual name brand KD is sneaking up on $1.70 here. The cauliflower variety isn't bad, even that's not something I'd be stocking up on at that price.

19 Jun 2012 04:46 AM
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Hector Remarkable     
"(We won't) eat macaroni and cheese for the rest of our lives."

That seems a little extreme.

19 Jun 2012 12:00 PM
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