Letting a geriatric halfheartedly jab at her with his semi-erect penis?

/DNRTFA

...of the blowing variety?

This person has a "reality show"?

I love this movie so very much.


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That's okay, we've seen it. I can see it again with a simple image search. In fact, I'm going to have a spite wank, just because.

And nothing of value will be lost.

Russia has tons of busty bimbos still willing to go nude. Mr. President, we must not allow a busty bimbo gap!

Oh she will do it again once people start to forget her.

So..she won't be showing her boobs, and people willwatch this reality show, why?

"The former Playboy Playmate" ? she was never a playmate.

And our long national nightmare has been averted.

Son of a b*tch

She's retiring from sucking television executives' cocks in exchange for reality shows?

I find that hard to believe.

"Never predictable, always loveable, Kendra finds her own unique balance between work and play,"

I'm not in a good mood today as it is, but this line just made me puke.

You're a hooker sweetie, not Auntie Mae.

"But I can still go dildo shopping with former Playmates in a future episode."

Keep those morals high, honey.

What the... I hate those people.

BTW, anyone see her sex tape.
I don't know who the dude is, but it's nice she's doing that Make A Wish bang for some dude who has down syndrome.

Who the f@?k is this and why should I care?

She's good enough to look at for sure. But I won't miss her. It's the laugh. Her laugh. It makes Cameron Diaz's laugh sound like a symphony. It's that fake, empty, overdone laugh. The kind that says "I know that was a joke, but I have no true connection between my brain and my mouth. That connection was lost long, long ago behind daddy's tool shed. I'll just make this awkward noise and hope no one notices."

Isn;t she a kardashian?

Zombie DJ: BTW, anyone see her sex tape.
I don't know who the dude is, but it's nice she's doing that Make A Wish bang for some dude who has down syndrome.

I keep wondering if she is really that bad in bed or was it just the guy causing her to be that way.

I have seen her vagine, I care not about what she does.

Trik: Isn;t she a kardashian?

No...but she is equally worthless, and people who watch her show are losers, too

First I ever heard of her and after a quick search, she was way hotter before the boob job.

Hank Baskett clearly makes enough cash for the both of them.

I liked her better when she was a 20 year old whore.

Soon to follow in the footsteps of such luminaries as Jenny McCarthy and Pamela Anderson.

"I just figure that there's more to life than getting nude and showing your boobs."

And I plan on figuring out what that is.

Butterface.

/hit it? I guess
//yes I do know chicks hotter then her
///no, there isn't ANY chance they'll have sex with me either

Good luck with that.

Super Chronic: "I just figure that there's more to life than getting nude and showing your boobs."

And I plan on figuring out what that is.

Dear Kendra,

There is much more to life than getting nude and showing your boobs. Sadly, there isn't much more to your life than getting nude and showing your boobs.

Sincerely,

Fark

ps., show us your tits or get the fark out

masos1138: First I ever heard of her and after a quick search, she was way hotter before the boob job.

All girls are hotter before the boob job unless it's some sort of reconstructive surgery.

masos1138: First I ever heard of her and after a quick search, she was way hotter before the boob job.

And almost every photo is the same oiled-up glamour shot with that same vapid stripper/whore expression. I can't believe that the amazing pornocopia of the internet hasn't completely driven this bland, processed crap out of business. How the f#ck is Playboy still even in existence, other than nostalgia?

Bridget was the only really attractive one of the trio, imo.

FINALLY! Now there is a time slot for my slut... I mean... show.

Kendra dried up when Hugh changed girlfriends, just like the other two.

I think she's kind of awesome:

Should it worry me that I don't know "famous" naked girls by name?

If we set all these reality bimbos on fire, can we save the plastic and not have to recycle for a few decades? And can I piss on what's left? Not so fast Kim.

Harry_Seldon: Should it worry me that I don't know "famous" naked girls by name?

It's not their name you're looking at.....If you know what I mean and I think you do.

Jim from Saint Paul: Butterface.

/hit it? I guess
//yes I do know chicks hotter then her
///no, there isn't ANY chance they'll have sex with me either

Grables Daughter will have sex with you if you defend her on Fark Threads.

or so I would guess...

egomann: Grables Daughter will have sex with you if you defend her on Fark Threads.


What kind of terrible thing is that to say about Grables Daughter? How dare you, sir? How DARE you?!

/makes phone-to-ear gesture at Grables Daughter

Mugato: This person has a "reality show"?

I love this movie so very much.


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oh Goddammit is this the next "Idiocracy" that pretentious jackasses will trot out in some sort of Hurr Duur world's stupid argument.

previous to this person telling me she whouldn't show her tits anymore, i'd never heard of her.

i think that means i'm doing something right.

No farking way! Chicks like her should be federally required to get naked upon demand, anytime, anywhere. If she got rich and famous for no other reason, then she just can't "switch it off" when she's tired of it.

Harry_Seldon: Should it worry me that I don't know "famous" naked girls by name?

Nope.

Whatever. She's got hideous bolt on tits and her face isn't even that great.

/ yeah, yeah, sharp knees.

Oh look. Another Barbie clone we're supposed to go gaga over just because she whipped her fake bazongas out and farked a famous old guy. I'm so excited.

Assimilate This: Oh look. Another Barbie clone we're supposed to go gaga over just because she whipped her fake bazongas out and farked a famous old guy. I'm so excited.

FTFEveryone.
I mean, honestly, the farking an old guy goes against her.

Zombie DJ: Assimilate This: Oh look. Another Barbie clone we're supposed to go gaga over just because she whipped her fake bazongas out and farked a famous old guy. I'm so excited.

FTFEveryone.
I mean, honestly, the farking an old guy goes against her.

And her fake bazongas don't?

From what I've seen of her on The Soup, her face is nothing to be proud of and she sounds so stupid she'd need a ball gag to be farkable. I guess I'm the only one who hasn't seen her naked pics so I can't comment on that. Pass.

Disgruntled Dave: Mugato: This person has a "reality show"?

I love this movie so very much.


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oh Goddammit is this the next "Idiocracy" that pretentious jackasses will trot out in some sort of Hurr Duur world's stupid argument.

Hopefully.