"Police said they have not yet figured out what caused Dillard's strange behavior."
Lets go with Bath Salts. Seems to be the go-to excuse this month.

I came in here for the naked and ice cream covered.

I'm willing to bet she banged her head on the steering wheel.

I know bath salts are the flavor of the month but lets leave some chance for the classic head trauma.

Jesus Christ, she's probably suffering from some sort of head trauma. Even if she's not showing contusions or bleeding, it's still very possible that even a light hit in the wrong spot could lead to brain swelling or something else.

I wonder if she'd been driving in a benz and looked like she was worth $100,000 a year if they would have carted her off to jail, or forced her to go to the hospital despite no obvious injuries for acting to so bizarrely? Yeah.

wildcardjack: I'm willing to bet she banged her head on the steering wheel.

I know bath salts are the flavor of the month but lets leave some chance for the classic head trauma.

naaaw.....bath salts.

Or as subby's mom calls it, Monday!

Was it brain-flavored ice cream? Never rule out zombies. This shiat is not over.

wildcardjack: I'm willing to bet she banged her head on the steering wheel.

This. People acting strangely after a car accident should be taken to the hospital instead of jail.

There better be pics.

miss diminutive: wildcardjack: I'm willing to bet she banged her head on the steering wheel.

This. People acting strangely after a car accident should be taken to the hospital instead of jail.

But can't you see this woman's a ni-

ialdabaoth: miss diminutive: wildcardjack: I'm willing to bet she banged her head on the steering wheel.

This. People acting strangely after a car accident should be taken to the hospital instead of jail.

But can't you see this woman's a ni-

Ok. Will someone stop ringing the town bell and let us hear what he has to say?

Should have used the taser on her just for good measure.

In .....3.....2......1......black woman. Imagine that.

BronyMedic: ialdabaoth: miss diminutive: wildcardjack: I'm willing to bet she banged her head on the steering wheel.

This. People acting strangely after a car accident should be taken to the hospital instead of jail.

But can't you see this woman's a ni-

Ok. Will someone stop ringing the town bell and let us hear what he has to say?


I bet he was abou to say NICOMPOOP

*poop*

also relevant....

wildcardjack: I'm willing to bet she banged her head on the steering wheel.

That thing is a head? I thought her neck had puked.

triple fudge brownie is a hell of a drug

The Aristocrats!

I'm no doctor, but p.m.s.

miss diminutive: wildcardjack: I'm willing to bet she banged her head on the steering wheel.

This. People acting strangely after a car accident should be taken to the hospital instead of jail.

Yeah I bet her robbery conviction was trumped up too. This is all a terrible misunderstanding and coincidence fabricated by THE MAN to keep this woman down.

Im sure the wreck was the bus drivers fault too because bus drivers wear uniforms just like THE MAN do.

White lady: taken away in amberlamps.
Black lady: taken away in cop car

Welcome to America.

untaken_name: White lady: taken away in amberlamps.
Black lady: taken away in cop car

Welcome to America.

Well, in all fairness skin color is often used as an instant credit check.

Cuthbert Allgood: There better be pics.



There is probably video from the CVS where she stripped naked and began stuffing her blowhole with ice cream.

Jesus, Mom.

Again?

Woman power that is! In Georgia, a gang all composed by women have been ruling a gambling joint. They were busted by the police though.

I'm sure that all those who witnessed the naked thing will be having nightmares for the rest of their lives. My advice to those suffering who have no mental health insurance is to see Charlie Brown's Lucy who only charges a nickel for psychiatric advice. Either that or jump off the Golden Gate Bridge.

Houston, we have a problem. Again.

Dillard then went to a nearby CVS store and began taking off her clothes as she ate ice cream

"Look, it was hot and I was hungry, OK!"

Sorry, haters. I would have et the ice creams off her. But real quick, 'fore the cops get there.

JasonOfOrillia: untaken_name: White lady: taken away in amberlamps.
Black lady: taken away in cop car

Welcome to America.

Well, in all fairness skin color is often used as an instant credit check.

"In all fairness?!?" What? What's fair about using skin color as a means of determining wealth? I ain't mad atcha, I'm just confused why you would choose that particular phrase.

untaken_name: JasonOfOrillia: untaken_name: White lady: taken away in amberlamps.
Black lady: taken away in cop car

Welcome to America.

Well, in all fairness skin color is often used as an instant credit check.

"In all fairness?!?" What? What's fair about using skin color as a means of determining wealth? I ain't mad atcha, I'm just confused why you would choose that particular phrase.

I considered taking it out but the combination of fair/non-fair skin leading to the unfair situation prompted me to keep it. My life is full of poor choices.

JasonOfOrillia: untaken_name: JasonOfOrillia: untaken_name: White lady: taken away in amberlamps.
Black lady: taken away in cop car

Welcome to America.

Well, in all fairness skin color is often used as an instant credit check.

"In all fairness?!?" What? What's fair about using skin color as a means of determining wealth? I ain't mad atcha, I'm just confused why you would choose that particular phrase.

I considered taking it out but the combination of fair/non-fair skin leading to the unfair situation prompted me to keep it. My life is full of poor choices.

Oh, I get it now. Criticism withdrawn. Too highbrow for the likes of me.

Tah, farking, Dah...

mikewadestr: I'm sure that all those who witnessed the naked thing will be having nightmares for the rest of their lives. My advice to those suffering who have no mental health insurance is to see Charlie Brown's Lucy who only charges a nickel for psychiatric advice. Either that or jump off the Golden Gate Bridge.

Fair warning: although Ms. Lucy van Pelt charges a mere 5 cents for psychiatric advice - I was a patient of van Pelt's for years. We made some phenomenal breakthroughs and I'll admit I'm once again able to function within society again. It was not until I went to get discharged from the Center that I found out Charlie Brown's Lucy is not a Licensed Psychiatrist! Which means I'm stuck in here for at least 5 more years. Yes, I saved a bundle. But at what cost?

So close to one of those rare cases where a person's name perfectly describes their actions... Curse you "i", why can't you grow up to be a "u"?

KrispyKritter: mikewadestr: I'm sure that all those who witnessed the naked thing will be having nightmares for the rest of their lives. My advice to those suffering who have no mental health insurance is to see Charlie Brown's Lucy who only charges a nickel for psychiatric advice. Either that or jump off the Golden Gate Bridge.

Fair warning: although Ms. Lucy van Pelt charges a mere 5 cents for psychiatric advice - I was a patient of van Pelt's for years. We made some phenomenal breakthroughs and I'll admit I'm once again able to function within society again. It was not until I went to get discharged from the Center that I found out Charlie Brown's Lucy is not a Licensed Psychiatrist! Which means I'm stuck in here for at least 5 more years. Yes, I saved a bundle. But at what cost?

So, does you're "15-minute", cut-rate psychiatric advice really deliver on it's promise to save you a bundle? Do yourself a favor and see a licensed Allstate head shrinker. You'll avoid having to deal with Mayhem... like me.

You'd get more clicks if you included "smoking hot" in the headline.

Dillard then went to a nearby CVS store and began taking off her clothes as she ate ice cream, police said.

Bath salts FTW.

She was trying to cool off. Bath salts seem to overheat you, hence all the naked bath salts people lately.

Walker: Dillard then went to a nearby CVS store and began taking off her clothes as she ate ice cream, police said.

Bath salts FTW.

She was trying to cool off. Bath salts seem to overheat you, hence all the naked bath salts people lately.

There has been a trend with that.

Was hoping for this. In my world, it would always be this.

Sometimes your career has to come first.

Houston police said Dillard's children, ages 5, 12 and 16, were in the car with her when her vehicle collided with a METRO bus near South Post Oak and Orem on Friday.

In a related story, Lawyers for the passengers of the METRO bus report there were over two thousand passengers on that METRO bus and they all suffered soft tissue, nerve damage and trauma. "We basically wet ourselves when we learned of all the passengers being injured. Also, why does Houston METRO have to be all caps? We intend to sue them to find out."

Okay, I think I have a handle on it. Naked person on bath salts needs to eat. One chose face another chose ice cream. So as a precaution never be too far from ice cream in case a naked person starts walking in your direction. Great with all the other things to carry for self protection now to stay within short distance of ice cream.

/if anybody, her kids deserve some ice cream

ialdabaoth: miss diminutive: wildcardjack: I'm willing to bet she banged her head on the steering wheel.

This. People acting strangely after a car accident should be taken to the hospital instead of jail.

But can't you see this woman's a ni-

The appropriate term of the moment is 'shrieking negress' .

Thank you.

They wouldn't have arrested her if she looked like this:

Didn't you listen to the entire report?
Wasn't Bah Salts.
She was celebrating finishing her probation after being arrested last year.

SpeedyBB: ialdabaoth: miss diminutive: wildcardjack: I'm willing to bet she banged her head on the steering wheel.

This. People acting strangely after a car accident should be taken to the hospital instead of jail.

But can't you see this woman's a ni-

The appropriate term of the moment is 'shrieking negress' .

Thank you.

*takes notes*

BronyMedic: ialdabaoth: miss diminutive: wildcardjack: I'm willing to bet she banged her head on the steering wheel.

This. People acting strangely after a car accident should be taken to the hospital instead of jail.

But can't you see this woman's a ni-

Ok. Will someone stop ringing the town bell and let us hear what he has to say?

I think he said the woman is near.