This is just very poor satire,right? Right?

Because self flagellation is boring. Bring a friend!

Sheesh.

This has been easy for centuries...

"He's passed to full mount and now, oh he's switching to a crucifix! He's pinned both arms and now he's pulling out his bible and reading the Book of Job to him!"

Apos: This is just very poor satire,right? Right?



...but he was pinned

/1...2...3

Now the big question: Do they fight on Sundays? Or is that the day of rest/healing up?

Fight club wasn't about winning or losing. It wasn't about words. The hysterical shouting was in tongues, like at a Pentecostal Church.

Our fathers were our models for God. If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God? LISTEN TO ME! You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen.

We don't need him!

skinink: Our fathers were our models for God. If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God? LISTEN TO ME! You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen. We don't need him!
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Goes back to "Know how I know you didn't read the book" territory. No chrisitan group would get behind that book. But they would get behind Occupy because Jesus trashed the money changer's tables at the temple.

Oh, and I finally figured out the name of the unnamed narrator. It's really obvious in the end.

The first rule of Jesus Fight Club is: You spread the word about Jesus Fight Club.

old and busted: old and busted/new hotness meme. new hotness: ANYTHING THAT IS LESS RETARDED AND BORING/ANNOYING THAN THIS MEME.

wildcardjack: skinink: Our fathers were our models for God. If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God? LISTEN TO ME! You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen. We don't need him!
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Goes back to "Know how I know you didn't read the book" territory. No chrisitan group would get behind that book. But they would get behind Occupy because Jesus trashed the money changer's tables at the temple.

Oh, and I finally figured out the name of the unnamed narrator. It's really obvious in the end.

I like both endings of the movie and the book. I just think the book's ending is a little better.

Christianity and MMA mixing never seems to end well



Kimo Leopoldo's entrance at UFC #3

Currently doing time for meth possession

Do they make soap by chance?

wildcardjack: skinink: Our fathers were our models for God. If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God? LISTEN TO ME! You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen. We don't need him!
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Goes back to "Know how I know you didn't read the book" territory. No chrisitan group would get behind that book. But they would get behind Occupy because Jesus trashed the money changer's tables at the temple.

Oh, and I finally figured out the name of the unnamed narrator. It's really obvious in the end.

haha great point. One of my favorite parts of the book was when Marla Singer said "I want to have your abortion." They would lose their mind at that part.

Yeah. Well. Whatever. You can't teach God anything.

Didn't someone die at one of these events? I remember hearing something about that...

Is there ANYTHING that Christianity can't do?

Get you to join...

Touche, self, touche....

There's a lot of fake shiat on the internet

skinink: Our fathers were our models for God. If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God? LISTEN TO ME! You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you.



I know that feel.

Excuse me! You sprayed me with your hose!

ICE YOUR NUTS FOR JESUS!

Poe's Law strikes again.

Why, bless their bloodthirsty little hearts. When do they start fighting lions?

Apos: This is just very poor satire,right? Right?

That. Or the SICK tag is out puking its guts out.

GIS...righteous (SFW)

So surprised this isn't here yet (it's from last week):

It would be way better if different religions fought each other. I'd watch that.

/I'd be the one rooting for each fight to end in both fighters dead.
//Lets start with Texan Christians vs al-Qaeda Muslims please.

We should have seen this coming:

"Do not think that I came to bring peace on Earth; I did not come to bring peace, but a sword. For I came to set a man against his father, and a daughter against her mother, and a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law; and a man's enemies will be the members of his household. He who loves father or mother more than Me is not worthy of Me; and he who loves son or daughter more than Me is not worthy of Me. And he who does not take his cross and follow Me is not worthy of Me. He who has found his life will lose it, and he who has lost his life for My sake will find it." (Matthew 10:34-39 NASB)

/Praise God and Let's get ready to rumble!

This is one church I would go to with Bevets.

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Why confine it to Texas.

I say the US South vs the Middle East.

With luck, they will kill each other off thus ending several problems at once.

One Bad Apple: Christianity and MMA mixing never seems to end well

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Kimo Leopoldo's entrance at UFC #3

Currently doing time for meth possession

It's working out OK for Ben Henderson so far, as well as Jon Jones (save for the brief hiccup/DUI).

NorCalLos:

It's working out OK for Ben Henderson so far, as well as Jon Jones (save for the brief hiccup/DUI).

Did Ben Henderson ever carry a 9 foot crucifix into the octagon before a fight ?

He isn't THAT christian then is he ?

Begoggle: This is one church I would go to with Bevets.

He'd just bring a cardboard cutout of a guy with fists.

While on the same note, there's less than two weeks left to fund the GLOW Kickstarter Link

I am God's cauliflower ear.

Several of the guys at the gym I frequent(in 26 minutes) are big time jeebus freaks(like as in 6,000 yeard old earth) and are MMA fighters, so I'm getting a kick.

I really don't get this idea of "Christianizing" ordinary things that have nothing to do with religion. It just makes you look dumb.

His name was Reverend Paulson
His name was Reverend Paulson
...

_/idiots

phrawgh: We should have seen this coming:

"Do not think that I came to bring peace on Earth; I did not come to bring peace, but a sword. For I came to set a man against his father, and a daughter against her mother, and a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law; and a man's enemies will be the members of his household. He who loves father or mother more than Me is not worthy of Me; and he who loves son or daughter more than Me is not worthy of Me. And he who does not take his cross and follow Me is not worthy of Me. He who has found his life will lose it, and he who has lost his life for My sake will find it." (Matthew 10:34-39 NASB)

/Praise God and Let's get ready to rumble!

So he new it was coming even then and STILL was a simpering coward when his dad insisted? Was the bible written by Brian Herbert?

And you will know my name is the lord when I beat the shiat out of you!

DID YOU KNOW?
YOU CAN OLD MOTOR OIL TO FERTILIZE YOUR LAWN
                                                                                                                              -Jesus

Darnit, accidentally the whole thing.

Begoggle: This is one church I would go to with Bevets.

Well if you're going to fight him just remember he doesn't have any moves of his own, just stuff he copies from other people.

MrEricSir: I really don't get this idea of "Christianizing" ordinary things that have nothing to do with religion. It just makes you look dumb.

Agreed. The whole premise of this club is stupid.

eeeleeet: MrEricSir: I really don't get this idea of "Christianizing" ordinary things that have nothing to do with religion. It just makes you look dumb.

Agreed. The whole premise of this club is stupid.

Not to mention the religion.