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19 Jun 2012 05:36 AM   |   14941 clicks   |   Daily Mail
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19 Jun 2012 09:57 AM
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Dr Dreidel    [TotalFark]  
Day_Old_Dutchie: All well and good, but what about the...
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His technique is horrible. He's liable to break his "underneath" leg landing on it like that. Unless that's what the Freudian Slide is all about.

Ideally, you should place the slide starting about 6-12" in front of the bag - let momentum carry you the rest of the way. The point of a slide is to evade the tag (not get to the bag faster), so kick up as much dust as you can before you get to the place the tag should be. Opinions vary as to whether to aim the tip of your "lead" foot at the bag or to catch it with your underneath foot (or even to miss it entirely and grab with your hand as it comes by), but that probably depends more on evading the tag than your preference.

// and that's forgetting all about the headfirst slide
// baseball - srs biznss

19 Jun 2012 09:58 AM
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Skr     
Sex is imbedded and planted deep within the human psyche.

19 Jun 2012 09:59 AM
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DirkTheDaring     
"Two pickets to Titsburgh, please."

19 Jun 2012 10:08 AM
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AngryJailhouseFistfark     
Dr Dreidel: Day_Old_Dutchie: All well and good, but what about the...
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Opinions vary as to whether to aim the tip of your "lead" foot at the bag or to catch it with your underneath foot (or even to miss it entirely and grab with your hand as it comes by), but that probably depends more on evading the tag than your preference.


I thought you went for the bag with your underneath foot and use your "lead" foot to rake your cleats over your opponent's knee.



And the "Lunch with my mother" joke has long been a favorite. Thankee.

19 Jun 2012 10:29 AM
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intelligent comment below     
snocone: I do believe the Climateers have completely farked the media as what constitutes research.


Yeah... you're just a farking idiot.

19 Jun 2012 10:54 AM
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Dr Dreidel: Ideally, you should place the slide starting about 6-12" in front of the bag - let momentum carry you the rest of the way. The point of a slide is to evade the tag (not get to the bag faster), so kick up as much dust as you can before you get to the place the tag should be. Opinions vary as to whether to aim the tip of your "lead" foot at the bag or to catch it with your underneath foot (or even to miss it entirely and grab with your hand as it comes by), but that probably depends more on evading the tag than your preference.

It's also about stopping without over-running the base.

19 Jun 2012 10:55 AM
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JaaVaa     
FTFA: Couldn't come quick enough: Theory behind the Freudian slip is finally proven after 111 years, new research claims

I know it's the Daily Fail, but -

1.bp.blogspot.com

19 Jun 2012 11:20 AM
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thisiszombocom     
Cock

/ balls

19 Jun 2012 11:28 AM
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Madame Psychosis    [TotalFark]  
That's it, sorry. Freudian slit. Slut. Slot.

www.wearysloth.com

19 Jun 2012 11:29 AM
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dabbletech     
www.moldychum.com

19 Jun 2012 03:05 PM
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CaptainBeer     
What the Hell? What happened to all the good pics? This is total B.S.!

19 Jun 2012 05:01 PM
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jamspoon     
TFA:...unconscious words were grouped with the conscious words.

I read that as groped

I am bad and must be punished?

19 Jun 2012 07:18 PM
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Anagrammer     
It's where you mean one thing...

JudgeMuttonChops: It's where you mean one thing, but say a mother.

...crap. Beat me to it.

19 Jun 2012 09:05 PM
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rogue49     
I'm conscious of my subconscious


No denial, just necessary repression.


/hey, I can't screw that old lady over that bent over just right. It wouldn't likely be the best thing to act on...

19 Jun 2012 09:40 PM
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pxlboy    [TotalFark]  
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20 Jun 2012 02:29 AM
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