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   Theory behind Freudian nips is finally proven after 111 years. Slips. I mean slips

19 Jun 2012 05:36 AM   |   14941 clicks   |   Daily Mail
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edmo    [TotalFark]  
Please, not another man-boobs thread.

18 Jun 2012 08:59 PM
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InspectorZero    [TotalFark]  
Meh. Common sense stuff that we already know doesn't need a scientific study. But I did enjoy that article about the dude with the 100lb. scrotum linked at the bottom.

18 Jun 2012 09:50 PM
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Mugato    [TotalFark]  
Sometimes a cigar is just a cock.

18 Jun 2012 09:52 PM
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MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
I'm pretty sure I knew that

/but I repressed it

18 Jun 2012 10:11 PM
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rockhound    [TotalFark]  
There's no such thing as a Freudian slit.

18 Jun 2012 10:56 PM
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fjnorton    [TotalFark]  
edmo: Please, not another man-boobs thread.

Why nay say you please another mans boobs?

18 Jun 2012 11:35 PM
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Ooba Tooba    [TotalFark]  
rockhound: There's no such thing as a Freudian slit.

Yea, the hole idea of tit moans like bullclit to me.

19 Jun 2012 12:42 AM
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andrewmoriarty    [TotalFark]  
11 participants is not a valid sample size.

19 Jun 2012 02:46 AM
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AverageAmericanGuy     
Debs is kind of cute. She has nice teeth for a Brit.

19 Jun 2012 05:39 AM
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bingethinker    [TotalFark]  
I didn't know Freud wore dresses.

19 Jun 2012 05:41 AM
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wildcardjack     
And sometimes a vagina is just a cigar.

19 Jun 2012 05:43 AM
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Day_Old_Dutchie     
All well and good, but what about the...
img521.imageshack.us

19 Jun 2012 05:45 AM
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Phil Moskowitz     
AverageAmericanGuy: Debs is kind of cute. She has nice teeth for a Brit.

Nothing compared to Big Suze.

19 Jun 2012 05:46 AM
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padraig     
Q: How many Freudian analysts does it take to screw a light bulb ?

A1 : Two. One to hold the ladder, the other to screw my mother.
A2 : Two. One to screw the lightbulb, the other to old the penis.

19 Jun 2012 05:50 AM
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Z-clipped     
I've seen this story submitted with a lot of headlines, but I must say subby... yours is the breast.

19 Jun 2012 05:53 AM
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othmar     
i was once so conscience i forgot to slip in the thought i was ...

i just Freudian slipped

19 Jun 2012 06:05 AM
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KerwoodDerby     
"Doctor, what you said about Freudian slips is so true. I mean, the other day, my Mom and I were having lunch, and instead of saying 'Please pass the salt,' I said, 'You farking biatch, you ruined my life!', just like that!"

19 Jun 2012 06:10 AM
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thamike    [TotalFark]  
"Couldn't come quick enough"

Har har

19 Jun 2012 06:18 AM
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Devolving_Spud     
Reginald Perrin Hippopotamus

Freudian slips were one of the best parts of Reggie.

///far too obscure?

19 Jun 2012 06:29 AM
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durbnpoisn     
I read two paragraphs, then everything just starting going "bla bla bla boobs bla bla bla"

19 Jun 2012 06:37 AM
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Abe Vigoda's Ghost    [TotalFark]  
Phil Moskowitz: AverageAmericanGuy: Debs is kind of cute. She has nice teeth for a Brit.

Nothing compared to Big Suze.


Big Suze is a keeper.

19 Jun 2012 06:41 AM
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Bongo Blue     
I'm dong here.

19 Jun 2012 06:42 AM
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JudgeMuttonChops     
It's where you mean one thing, but say a mother.

19 Jun 2012 07:17 AM
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Fluid     
The methodology of this study sounds very weak compared to the conclusions they're drawing.

19 Jun 2012 07:21 AM
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badhatharry    [TotalFark]  
Next up, an awkward scientific study about your feelings toward your mother. Maybe some things should remain unknown.

19 Jun 2012 07:22 AM
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riverwalk barfly     
KerwoodDerby: "Doctor, what you said about Freudian slips is so true. I mean, the other day, my Mom and I were having lunch, and instead of saying 'Please pass the salt,' I said, 'You farking biatch, you ruined my life!', just like that!"

now that was funny.

19 Jun 2012 07:28 AM
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SandMann     
What a lovely blow job...I mean .. smile.

i.dailymail.co.uk

19 Jun 2012 07:39 AM
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Harry Freakstorm    [TotalFark]  
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She has pretty nipples, er dimples.

I learned more staying home from school and watching him. The lady in the short skirt - yowza!

19 Jun 2012 07:54 AM
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onyxruby     
I love Freudian slips. The other I went to the self checkout cash registers at the store with several large objects in my cart and asked the 2 cashiers standing by them how to check out the large objects.

One of the cashiers looks at me and says "I can do you". The other cashier immediately blushes and starts laughing. The first cashier realized what she said then blushed bright enough to light up a Christmas tree. Made my day.

19 Jun 2012 07:55 AM
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Marcintosh     
Couldn't come quick enough:

C'mon, it was done in one.

19 Jun 2012 08:05 AM
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CarnySaur     
Hey subby, don't make fun of Orientals.

19 Jun 2012 08:07 AM
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eas81     
Vagina!

/Was a slit on my tongue.

19 Jun 2012 08:14 AM
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Researcher    [TotalFark]  
A study based on a whopping 11 people who are in psychoanalysis AND have anxiety disorders proves this theory forever and no one need EVER discuss or think about it again.

EVER.

/Watching you.

19 Jun 2012 08:17 AM
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wrenchboy     
That article was cock full of information

19 Jun 2012 08:23 AM
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TrainingWheelsNeeded     
Chevy Chase approves

19 Jun 2012 08:37 AM
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Abe Vigoda's Ghost    [TotalFark]  
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Freudian nips

19 Jun 2012 08:40 AM
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Point02GPA    [TotalFark]  
She tried to pass as a man, but the old frauds bra gave it away.

19 Jun 2012 08:51 AM
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Gawdzila     
InspectorZero: Common sense stuff that we already know doesn't need a scientific study.

While sometimes these things may seem obvious in hindsight, I have to say that I disagree with this sentiment strongly.
There are a great many "common sense" things that, when studied, turn out to be completely wrong.

19 Jun 2012 09:09 AM
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FastJeff     
Made these a more interesting watch.

Was just the first video that popped up.

19 Jun 2012 09:14 AM
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FarkinHostile     
padraig: Q:
A2 : Two. One to screw the lightbulb, the other to old the penis....


"...I mean ladder!"

/Finish the joke next time

19 Jun 2012 09:14 AM
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btraz70     
fyi.....scrolling down to the bottom of the article is not advised. That is, unless you would enjoy seeing a dude w/a 100 pound scrotum this early in the morning :/

i.dailymail.co.uk

19 Jun 2012 09:15 AM
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snocone    [TotalFark]  
Study group of 11 subjects.

OOhh Boy, that is some great "science" ya got there, Lou.

I do believe the Climateers have completely farked the media as what constitutes research.

This is a SURVEY, not research and drawing conclusions from this is just idiotic.

19 Jun 2012 09:17 AM
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Sylvia_Bandersnatch     
edmo: Please, not another man-boobs thread.

Done in the Boobies.

19 Jun 2012 09:22 AM
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doczoidberg     
I'm gay....
Er, I mean, that article was fascinating.

19 Jun 2012 09:34 AM
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Sylvia_Bandersnatch     
InspectorZero: Meh. Common sense stuff that we already know doesn't need a scientific study. But I did enjoy that article about the dude with the 100lb. scrotum linked at the bottom.

Yeah, just like we didn't need that nerd Copernicus studying why the sun and planets going around the earth had orbits that didn't seem quite right.

You shouldn't need to be told this if you're over four years old, but part of the job of science is to test and validate our assumptions, to make sure we're not just fooling ourselves.

19 Jun 2012 09:36 AM
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Sylvia_Bandersnatch     
andrewmoriarty: 11 participants is not a valid sample size.

Well, you'd better get on that peer review then, hadn't you? Why are you wasting your time here?

19 Jun 2012 09:37 AM
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Sylvia_Bandersnatch     
durbnpoisn: I read two paragraphs, then everything just starting going "bla bla bla boobs bla bla bla"

Why do I get the feeling that everything without bunny pictures is like that for you?

19 Jun 2012 09:39 AM
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Sylvia_Bandersnatch     
snocone: Study group of 11 subjects.

OOhh Boy, that is some great "science" ya got there, Lou.

I do believe the Climateers have completely farked the media as what constitutes research.

This is a SURVEY, not research and drawing conclusions from this is just idiotic.


You're not a bright man, are you?

19 Jun 2012 09:44 AM
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Surly U. Jest     
btraz70: fyi.....scrolling down to the bottom of the article is not advised. That is, unless you would enjoy seeing a dude w/a 100 pound scrotum this early in the morning :/

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x351]


Balzac!

19 Jun 2012 09:47 AM
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stevetherobot     
InspectorZero: Meh. Common sense stuff that we already know doesn't need a scientific study. But I did enjoy that article about the dude with the 100lb. scrotum linked at the bottom.

That's where he keeps his giant brass balls.

19 Jun 2012 09:54 AM
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