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She has very nice breasts.

There's no sighting of baked beans in it, right? If there is, not clicking.

She has very nice breasts.

Yes - I thought this too... I was expecting aureolas the size of Cincinnati and stretch marks like a highway map - but they looked quite nice, although they no doubt reek of spilt formula, stale Cheerios and various forms of spit-up...

she can suck my cock

ichiban: Prank Call of Cthulhu: Nice rack, horrible duck face. I bet when she reaches climax it sounds like Donald Duck raging.

This kills the boner.

Maybe for you, but rule 34 implies that that is not a universal law.

some_beer_drinker: she can suck my cock

Prank Call of Cthulhu: I bet when she reaches climax it sounds like Donald Howard Duck raging.

http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x25 4/lucyluwho_pb/penisvsbrain.gif

Fap ... Fap... hey... brain stop bothering pls......

For some reason I was expecting udders.

they updated the site now with a video clip.

never heard her talk.

i'm now scared.

hmm I clecked the comments just to see the "eye bleach" pics but since there are none that must mean she's surprisingly hittable and/or farkers have no standards.

/I'd do the Sante Fe spelunker on her.

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Yeah, you'd probably hit it.

ok..ill admit it.i watched it...and just felt sad for her, and pity. I guess it has come to this.

Meh. I've seen worse.

theres also maria menounous' labia slip. thats a good incentive.

She may have jammed 5 fingers in there.
But the doctor pulled 80 out.

She has the typical porn star look. Well she needs to do something to feed those 14 kids she has. What seriously was she thinking having 14 kids?

not a fan of her face or stomach (weird-ass navel)
but her boobs are really nice.

This looks 'shopped. I can tell by the pixels and from having seen a few... etc., etc.

Daraymann: Fark takes out the Boobie links and this is what gets green lit??????

What next, Chyna as She-Hulk?

Shut up you! My therapist almost has me convinced that scene didn't happen.

Thanks a lot republitards! This is what happens when you cut welfare benefits and force people to be bootstrappy - an entire generation of teens blinding themselves (one way or another). I hope you're happy.

I had to click on that. I had to see that train wreck. My wife had to share my pain because she's my wife and she loves me. I was MENTALLY PREPARED to see that shanked out mess of a human being...

Disappointed!

Flappyhead: Daraymann: Fark takes out the Boobie links and this is what gets green lit??????

What next, Chyna as She-Hulk?

Shut up you! My therapist almost has me convinced that scene didn't happen.

They painted her clenis up to look like a big green stalk of broccoli!

Remember the blind box game on Halloween with the "zombie eyeballs" and "witch's hair"? I get the same feeling with this link. I played along, knowing deep down inside that it wasn't going to be *really* disgusting, but at the end of the day, I still put my hand in a bowl of spaghetti for no good reason.

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Nice rack, horrible duck face. I bet when she reaches climax it sounds like Donald Duck raging.

Jesus Christ, I haven't laughed as hard as I ever have reading that comment.

FirstNationalBastard: The Bunyip: If you just watch her eyes, you can actually see a part of her soul dying.

Don't cry for her. She was already dead.

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Look at size of that platform!

I want to know how she doesn't have stretch marks. She's like, a total freak of nature.

indeebud: I want to know how she doesn't have stretch marks. She's like, a total freak of nature.

Good plastic surgeon. Of course, that's also why she has a bizarre navel.

After watching the actual video, I'll say it's the most uncomfortable porn I've ever watched. Her vagina is...weird, and her "O" sounds scratch the depths of Hell and wake the dead. She's awkward even by amateur standards.

And there is a kitchen scene that is just...total WTF.

She doesn't look half bad, but I don't think she is hittable per say - swim-able possibly - because that is what any size dick in that ginormous vagina would be doing... swimming, struggling to feel anything other than the water caressing the sides of the pool.

Honestly, as soon as she started to moan/speak - it just killed any amount of hotness!

Re: Infinite hot dog/hallway jokes.

Y'all know she had a Caesarian, right?

I think part of the discomfort is that with most porn performers one is not aware of the specifics of their desperate financial need, if any. If you wanted to send Ms. Suleman a check to help her out, you could. Instead you're buying porn of her. Or, if you're pirating it, you do so knowing she could have used the money. Even if she was paid in advance the sales will determine how much she gets paid for any future performance.

I'm no obstetrician, but they usually do a vaginal bypass procedure when more than one fetus is scheduled to exit a cohabitated uterus.

so from there it took me to pornhub and from there i found a related video of Colonel Carter of SG1 gettin it on with some dude in what appeared to be an elevator while 2 other people look on nervously which was both very weird and very cool.

Didn't watch the octomom thing.

F*ck that's sad. Seriously, that's depressing and heartbreaking.

One of the first times I actually felt sick when I clicked on a link. I've seen a lot of things...horrible things...but that page just made me sick to the inner core. I only briefly saw the photo array, and the deep gut nausea grabbed my stomach like a meatfist.

Would hit it.

Still.

Judge if you want.

I'd even PAY to hit it.

Might get that chance.

MurphyMurphy: so from there it took me to pornhub and from there i found a related video of Colonel Carter of SG1 gettin it on with some dude in what appeared to be an elevator while 2 other people look on nervously which was both very weird and very cool.

Didn't watch the octomom thing.

linklinklinklinklink!

Optimus Primate: One of the first times I actually felt sick when I clicked on a link. I've seen a lot of things...horrible things...but that page just made me sick to the inner core. I only briefly saw the photo array, and the deep gut nausea grabbed my stomach like a meatfist.

You sound delicate.

Teufelaffe: Optimus Primate: One of the first times I actually felt sick when I clicked on a link. I've seen a lot of things...horrible things...but that page just made me sick to the inner core. I only briefly saw the photo array, and the deep gut nausea grabbed my stomach like a meatfist.

You sound delicate.

Nope.

I sat through "2 girls 1 cup" while eating a turkey pot pie. I enjoyed Tosh.0's "best of: puke clips" while eating texas chili. But the sight of Nadya Suleman's pendulous breasts and worn, aching face took things to a whole new level of horror.

Optimus Primate: I've seen a lot of things...horrible things...I sat through "2 girls 1 cup" while eating a turkey pot pie. I enjoyed Tosh.0's "best of: puke clips" while eating texas chili.

Now you've seen c-scars glitter off the pelvis of Suleman.



/time to die

I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on when I found out she was doin' it to buy baby formula