Dare accepted. Luckily, comments on Fark don't require prior viewing of associated articles (otherwise, the Politics tab would have to close up shop...)

She looks ok for a girl.

Okay. Didn't click.

So, did I win something?

Well, getting closer. Wake me up when the full video hits the intrawebs.

its like throwing a kielbasa in the grand canyon ....the one on Mars..

I thought you guys loved pics of nekkid wimmen with their mouths hanging open.

Octomom Nadya Suleman

Vodka Zombie: Okay. Didn't click.

So, did I win something?

You get to keep your sanity for a little while longer.

If you had any, that is.

That is one beat up looking face.

come on she's OK looking.

Those lips are horrendous, but overall she's ok, I guess. It's just who and what she is as a person that makes her not especially appealing.

Challege Accepted.

Not clickin' this link.

Grode

no

I'm at work but I don't need that excuse to not click.

She's actually got a pretty hittable body, but her face is atrocious and her personality is even worse.

I'm just waiting for shots of the shame cave.

Not clicking.

Meh. I've seen worse. It's her personality that's the most repulsive. If I didn't know who she was, I'd think she was just another butterface doing porn.

Subby, why do you hate us so much. Why?

Sigh..........

I'll be back in a few..........

What? You wouldn't?

Meh...I have seen worse.

I think the video will need new audio...

"You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system."

"That's impossible! Even for a computer. "

"It's not impossible. I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home, they're not much bigger than two meters."


It'll make for a more entertaining video.

I_Am_Weasel: I think the video will need new audio...

"You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system."

"That's impossible! Even for a computer. "

"It's not impossible. I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home, they're not much bigger than two meters."


It'll make for a more entertaining video.

Or, they could always call in Mike Rowe and the Dirty Jobs crew to survey the canyon.

Octomom Nadya Suleman
Watch her take it in the shiatter.
What's, you ask, her claim to fame?
Why, she had a mighty litter!
Fourteen filthy, starving tots
Ruled over by this duck-lipped demon:
So today she makes ends meet
By bathing in gay midgets' semen.

carrion_luggage: Octomom Nadya Suleman
Watch her take it in the shiatter.
What's, you ask, her claim to fame?
Why, she had a mighty litter!
Fourteen filthy, starving tots
Ruled over by this duck-lipped demon:
So today she makes ends meet
By bathing in gay midgets' semen.

I think I just threw out my shoulder

oblig

FormlessOne: Dare accepted. Luckily, comments on Fark don't require prior viewing of associated articles (otherwise, the Politics tab would have to close up shop...)

Seconded.

I actually feel sorry for this crazy woman and her kids; aren't 4 of them learning disabled or autistic or something? I'm not going to further degrade her by looking at her porno... that won't help either of us since I need to keep my breakfast down anyhow.

FormlessOne: Dare accepted. Luckily, comments on Fark don't require prior viewing of associated articles (otherwise, the Politics tab would have to close up shop...)


Well stated.

I can work with this. The hottest part is how long she resisted doing porn, she's on record as saying that she wouldn't... but here we are. Her boobs and nipples aren't bad at all, and I can't wait to watch her flog that clam for all it's worth. And as any girl who either got a single tattoo, or who worked as a "cocktail waitress only" at a strip club... once you're in for a little, the next step is easy. The Octomom gangbang video can't be far away, and the shame will flow. Giggity.

I clicked. Wouldn't matter if she actually were hot. I wouldn't want to see it anyway. It's obvious from the thumbnails that it's "show" porn, which is unrealistic crap

think of an inverted big mac with the pickle hanging out.

Them titties ain't bad.

If you just watch her eyes, you can actually see a part of her soul dying.

The Bunyip: If you just watch her eyes, you can actually see a part of her soul dying.

Don't cry for her. She was already dead.

FirstNationalBastard: The Bunyip: If you just watch her eyes, you can actually see a part of her soul dying.

Don't cry for her. She was already dead.

[images.wikia.com image 400x306]

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRR RP!

Here ya go. A SFW version.

/You're welcome

I felt the exact same thing I felt when I saw Lindsay naked: Absolutely nothing, followed by slight disgust the longer I looked.

fark is she ugly.

/looks like the homeless guy I see every day on my way to work. I see that face and I want to give her a dollar for coffee.

xiola: fark is she ugly.

/looks like the homeless guy I see every day on my way to work. I see that face and I want to give her a dollar for coffee.

And that's why there's doggy style.
I'd be all over those foobies too.

Fark takes out the Boobie links and this is what gets green lit??????

What next, Chyna as She-Hulk?

I don't believe that was accidentally leaked. It's a teaser trailer.

She is no worse looking than most of the plastic porn "stars" of her age, the boobs and stomach didn't look bad at all but the face was destroyed by plastic surgery. I was expecting lasagna belly and it actually looked pretty good.

NOPE.

Anyone remember when Neal Diamond dated her back in the day?

Suleman - Neil Diamond

Cum she cum say
Ride all the night
Sun becomes day
Day shall provide

Soo, Suleman
Soo lay, Soo lay, Suleman
Soo, Suleman
Soo lay, Soo lay, Suleman
Soo, Suleman
Soo lay, Soo lay, Suleman
Soo, Suleman
Soo lay, Soo lay, Suleman

God of my want, want, want
Lord of my need, need, need
Leading me on, on, on
On to the woman, she dance for the sun
God of my day, day, day
Lord of my night, night, night
Seek for the way, way, way
Taking me home
She callin'

Bring home my name
On the wings of a flea
Wind in the plains
Dance once for me

Soo, Suleman
Soo lay, Soo lay, Suleman
Soo, Suleman
Soo lay, Soo lay, Suleman
Soo, Suleman
Soo lay, Soo lay, Suleman
Soo, Suleman
Soo lay, Soo lay, Suleman

Nice rack, horrible duck face. I bet when she reaches climax it sounds like Donald Duck raging.

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Nice rack, horrible duck face. I bet when she reaches climax it sounds like Donald Duck raging.

This kills the boner.