My six year old told me that he couldn't wait to catch a ball and throw it back at the game we went to on Sunday.

You have to explain these things - they are not self-apparent.

We Royals fans need to get our crap together.

I love he's just super-proud of himself too. "I made it all the way onto the field!"

theurge14: We Royals fans need to get our crap together.

There's only so many group hugs I can take.

//Royals' fan since I was about that kid's age..... *sigh*

What a shame, probably his only chance to ever own a baseball. They should start selling those things in stores.

If his dad were anything like mine, he would remind the kid about this every Farking day of his life.

THIS is why people need to quit throwing the balls back (even if it's an opposing team homer).

Back in the day a kid would have been overjoyed to have any ball that was in play. But no, we had to copy the dickhead bleacher fans from a loser team and everybody started throwing the opposing team home runs back. And now kids are throwing everything back instead of going home with a free souvenir.

Don't throw the ball back on the field; give it to a kid who will appreciate it.

jayhawk88: I love he's just super-proud of himself too. "I made it all the way onto the field!"

With the Royals, I think that qualifies him to at least join the practice squad.

/KC fan

If he was my kid I would have beat the ever living shiat out of him when we got home, no shiat. What that kid did shows is a sign of stupidity that needs to be weeded out.

ScotterOtter: If his dad were anything like mine, he would remind the kid about this every Farking day of his life.

Nevermind the father to son, the rest of the men in that father's family are going to ask him how he farked up raising his boy so badly for years.

Dogfacedgod: If he was my kid I would have beat the ever living shiat out of him when we got home, no shiat. What that kid did shows is a sign of stupidity that needs to be weeded out.

let me guess...its what your dad would have done and you turned out great?

That was the game ball. He was putting it back in play. Nice going.

Don't worry son, there are still sensate folks who understand that life isn't all about got mine.

snailbarf: let me guess...its what your dad would have done and you turned out great?

Correct; and let me guess, you cant even change your own oil, have to call people to fix shiat around your house, and if you do have a GF or a wife, she doesn't respect you for shiat because you're "a sensitive fella". You always catch he giving guys like me the "PLEASE fark me hard because my husband cant make me cum for the life of him" look and smile and "hello" every time she catches me outside with my shirt off but you're such a biatch ass beta male, you just give her the silent treatment. Sound about right?

Ok, here's a perfectly cromulent question:

Why did we link to CollegeHumor instead of mlb.com?

/No ad money from me, biatches!

Dogfacedgod: snailbarf: let me guess...its what your dad would have done and you turned out great?

Correct; and let me guess, you cant even change your own oil, have to call people to fix shiat around your house, and if you do have a GF or a wife, she doesn't respect you for shiat because you're "a sensitive fella". You always catch he giving guys like me the "PLEASE fark me hard because my husband cant make me cum for the life of him" look and smile and "hello" every time she catches me outside with my shirt off but you're such a biatch ass beta male, you just give her the silent treatment. Sound about right?



lol. Uh huh.

Because when I think alpha male ... I think FARKer.

At least his dad takes him to baseball games......

:(

akula: THIS is why people need to quit throwing the balls back (even if it's an opposing team homer).

Back in the day a kid would have been overjoyed to have any ball that was in play. But no, we had to copy the dickhead bleacher fans from a loser team and everybody started throwing the opposing team home runs back. And now kids are throwing everything back instead of going home with a free souvenir.

Don't throw the ball back on the field; give it to a kid who will appreciate it.

100% this.

Step 1: dress kid in team colors
Step 2: teach kid "take me out to the ball game"
Step 3: Tell kid which color is "our team"
Step 4: Teach kid that if he is ever handed a ball during a game, he has to hold onto it or risk making his dad look like a farkwit who doesn't know how to parent properly on national television

I'm mentioning that this is from April 22nd not because I care about repeats, but because I simply happened to notice the date and so now I have a chance to boost my sense of superiority by keeping you all infromed of this knowledge.

Dogfacedgod: snailbarf: let me guess...its what your dad would have done and you turned out great?

Correct; and let me guess, you cant even change your own oil, have to call people to fix shiat around your house, and if you do have a GF or a wife, she doesn't respect you for shiat because you're "a sensitive fella". You always catch he giving guys like me the "PLEASE fark me hard because my husband cant make me cum for the life of him" look and smile and "hello" every time she catches me outside with my shirt off but you're such a biatch ass beta male, you just give her the silent treatment. Sound about right?

Hey there, tough guy.

My 6 (nearly 7) year old son and 8 year old daughter help me change the oil in both our cars, fix stuff around the house, and can get virtually any tool out of the garage for me. With my supervision and assistance, my son jumpstarted the lawn tractor at the beginning of the season.

Yet last Sunday at the game he expressed how excited he would be to throw a ball back into play. You know why? Because I hadn't explained to him that it's OK to keep a ball at a ball game.

You see, unlike the sociopaths you'll raise if you can ever convince a pre-menopausal woman to spread for you, he believed that you don't keep what's not yours.

If we hadn't had that conversation and caught a ball last Sunday, he would have done exactly what the kid in the video did. And far from being beaten or belittled for it, he would have been praised for his instinct and instructed on the protocol of the game.

Dogfacedgod: Correct; and let me guess, you cant even change your own oil, have to call people to fix shiat around your house, and if you do have a GF or a wife, she doesn't respect you for shiat because you're "a sensitive fella". You always catch he giving guys like me the "PLEASE fark me hard because my husband cant make me cum for the life of him" look and smile and "hello" every time she catches me outside with my shirt off but you're such a biatch ass beta male, you just give her the silent treatment. Sound about right?

So, you learned how to change oil and install toilets from your father beating you? My dad just showed me how to do those things, but whatever works for you is fine.

And I think you're misinterpreting that look from my wife. She's only smiling because she loves laughing at over-compensating, closeted douche-bags. Your problem isn't that you were beaten. It's that you weren't beaten enough.

snailbarf: Dogfacedgod: If he was my kid I would have beat the ever living shiat out of him when we got home, no shiat. What that kid did shows is a sign of stupidity that needs to be weeded out.

let me guess...its what your dad would have done and you turned out great?

Beating the shiat out of children is what all the cool dads do. You wouldnt understand because you're not a sociopath.

Children who want to be involved in a game and be helpful by throwing the ball back are obviously defective and need to be punched in the face and called homo repeatedly until they man up.

akula: ***snip***.

Don't throw the ball back on the field; give it to a kid who will appreciate it.

Once got to sit in the section that is on the field in right at Miller Park (now called the ATI Club) courtesy of a family member that is an employee of the Brewers. Corey Hart tried to throw a practice ball to some girls behind us, but they dropped it. My relative's boyfriend, having never come close to getting a foul ball, picked it up and I immediately began screaming "Give it to a kid" in his face. After about 2 minutes of abuse he finally relents, and hands it to a boy sitting next to his mom a few chairs down. My relative returns from the bathroom and her boyfriend proceeds recount what happened while she was gone. After he finishes, she looks over at the kids and says, "Ya, their dad is a scout with the Brewers, they probably have 50 of those at home."

//Felt bad, but still GIVE IT TO A KID! (Offer null and void if you plan on giving it to a kid that is not at the ballpark with you.)

RobotSpider: Dogfacedgod: Correct; and let me guess, you cant even change your own oil, have to call people to fix shiat around your house, and if you do have a GF or a wife, she doesn't respect you for shiat because you're "a sensitive fella". You always catch he giving guys like me the "PLEASE fark me hard because my husband cant make me cum for the life of him" look and smile and "hello" every time she catches me outside with my shirt off but you're such a biatch ass beta male, you just give her the silent treatment. Sound about right?

So, you learned how to change oil and install toilets from your father beating you? My dad just showed me how to do those things, but whatever works for you is fine.

And I think you're misinterpreting that look from my wife. She's only smiling because she loves laughing at over-compensating, closeted douche-bags. Your problem isn't that you were beaten. It's that you weren't beaten enough.

Oh snap - someone got told

I'm pretty sure the kid threw it back because he thought "Hey, they need their ball back" or something similar. Why is everyone outraged?

Dogfacedgod: snailbarf: let me guess...its what your dad would have done and you turned out great?

Correct; and let me guess, you cant even change your own oil, have to call people to fix shiat around your house, and if you do have a GF or a wife, she doesn't respect you for shiat because you're "a sensitive fella". You always catch he giving guys like me the "PLEASE fark me hard because my husband cant make me cum for the life of him" look and smile and "hello" every time she catches me outside with my shirt off but you're such a biatch ass beta male, you just give her the silent treatment. Sound about right?

I now have you favorited as "dipshiat"

Babwa Wawa: Hey there, tough guy.

My 6 (nearly 7) year old son and 8 year old daughter help me change the oil in both our cars, fix stuff around the house, and can get virtually any tool out of the garage for me. With my supervision and assistance, my son jumpstarted the lawn tractor at the beginning of the season.

Yet last Sunday at the game he expressed how excited he would be to throw a ball back into play. You know why? Because I hadn't explained to him that it's OK to keep a ball at a ball game.

You see, unlike the sociopaths you'll raise if you can ever convince a pre-menopausal woman to spread for you, he believed that you don't keep what's not yours.

If we hadn't had that conversation and caught a ball last Sunday, he would have done exactly what the kid in the video did. And far from being beaten or belittled for it, he would have been praised for his instinct and instructed on the protocol of the game

Your kids sound like they will be perfect cubicle workers when the get older (farking sorry ass excuse of father you are). If your kids play sports (I doubt it) they backup and ride the pine to my kids. My kids are already the best at what they do amongst their peers, especially sports. They will grow up to be your kid's superiors because that is how it has always worked. Winners, people like us who "seize the day" understand brutality is how the world works.

You sound like your coonty wife (probably ex wife) just emasculated you to the point of practically being a woman yourself. Hell I bet your kid wishes he was my son.

In cricket you always throw the ball back. Perhaps he is English?

Uncle Pooky: akula: THIS is why people need to quit throwing the balls back (even if it's an opposing team homer).

Back in the day a kid would have been overjoyed to have any ball that was in play. But no, we had to copy the dickhead bleacher fans from a loser team and everybody started throwing the opposing team home runs back. And now kids are throwing everything back instead of going home with a free souvenir.
Don't throw the ball back on the field; give it to a kid who will appreciate it.
100% this.

I hope you're joking because this was obviously a young, naive child assuming he was playing catch, just as they do doing warmups. Typically, someone throws you a ball, you toss it back, right?

Dogfacedgod: Babwa Wawa: Hey there, tough guy.

My 6 (nearly 7) year old son and 8 year old daughter help me change the oil in both our cars, fix stuff around the house, and can get virtually any tool out of the garage for me. With my supervision and assistance, my son jumpstarted the lawn tractor at the beginning of the season.

Yet last Sunday at the game he expressed how excited he would be to throw a ball back into play. You know why? Because I hadn't explained to him that it's OK to keep a ball at a ball game.

You see, unlike the sociopaths you'll raise if you can ever convince a pre-menopausal woman to spread for you, he believed that you don't keep what's not yours.

If we hadn't had that conversation and caught a ball last Sunday, he would have done exactly what the kid in the video did. And far from being beaten or belittled for it, he would have been praised for his instinct and instructed on the protocol of the game

Your kids sound like they will be perfect cubicle workers when the get older (farking sorry ass excuse of father you are). If your kids play sports (I doubt it) they backup and ride the pine to my kids. My kids are already the best at what they do amongst their peers, especially sports. They will grow up to be your kid's superiors because that is how it has always worked. Winners, people like us who "seize the day" understand brutality is how the world works.

You sound like your coonty wife (probably ex wife) just emasculated you to the point of practically being a woman yourself. Hell I bet your kid wishes he was my son.

As far as I can tell, your kids will excel only in prison.

what's going on in this thread....oh lawd

akula: THIS is why people need to quit throwing the balls back (even if it's an opposing team homer).

Back in the day a kid would have been overjoyed to have any ball that was in play. But no, we had to copy the dickhead bleacher fans from a loser team and everybody started throwing the opposing team home runs back. And now kids are throwing everything back instead of going home with a free souvenir.

Don't throw the ball back on the field; give it to a kid who will appreciate it.

This. I blame Cubs fans.

busy chillin': what's going on in this thread....oh lawd

Judging by all the grey headers... we're confirming my decision to put Dogfacedgod on my ignore list.

RibbyK: Uncle Pooky: akula: THIS is why people need to quit throwing the balls back (even if it's an opposing team homer).

Back in the day a kid would have been overjoyed to have any ball that was in play. But no, we had to copy the dickhead bleacher fans from a loser team and everybody started throwing the opposing team home runs back. And now kids are throwing everything back instead of going home with a free souvenir.
Don't throw the ball back on the field; give it to a kid who will appreciate it.
100% this.

I hope you're joking because this was obviously a young, naive child assuming he was playing catch, just as they do doing warmups. Typically, someone throws you a ball, you toss it back, right?

I hope you're joking, because the events of the video don't really support your point.

Someone's dad told him to do that.

/Since when do kids understand how to parlay a lame souvenir ball into an opportunity to diss an entire team? Someone has a doting dad.

jayhawk88: I love he's just super-proud of himself too. "I made it all the way onto the field!"

He really knows how to cock it back.
Sign him up.

Dogfacedgod: Babwa Wawa: Hey there, tough guy.

My 6 (nearly 7) year old son and 8 year old daughter help me change the oil in both our cars, fix stuff around the house, and can get virtually any tool out of the garage for me. With my supervision and assistance, my son jumpstarted the lawn tractor at the beginning of the season.

Yet last Sunday at the game he expressed how excited he would be to throw a ball back into play. You know why? Because I hadn't explained to him that it's OK to keep a ball at a ball game.

You see, unlike the sociopaths you'll raise if you can ever convince a pre-menopausal woman to spread for you, he believed that you don't keep what's not yours.

If we hadn't had that conversation and caught a ball last Sunday, he would have done exactly what the kid in the video did. And far from being beaten or belittled for it, he would have been praised for his instinct and instructed on the protocol of the game

Your kids sound like they will be perfect cubicle workers when the get older (farking sorry ass excuse of father you are). If your kids play sports (I doubt it) they backup and ride the pine to my kids. My kids are already the best at what they do amongst their peers, especially sports. They will grow up to be your kid's superiors because that is how it has always worked. Winners, people like us who "seize the day" understand brutality is how the world works.

You sound like your coonty wife (probably ex wife) just emasculated you to the point of practically being a woman yourself. Hell I bet your kid wishes he was my son.

Sorry to hear about your tiny penis. Just so you know, being an Internet Tough Guy® won't make it any bigger, nor will it fool people into thinking it's larger than a thimble. I do hear there are some surgeries that could help though. You should probably spend your online time looking that up instead of showing people on Fark how insecure you are.

Or not. It's your call.

He threw it back because that's how they do it in little league.
Nobody goes to Royals games to diss the team.
Toss the ball to someone else and twice as many people are happy. Act like you've caught a foul ball before.

Dogfacedgod: Babwa Wawa: Hey there, tough guy.

My 6 (nearly 7) year old son and 8 year old daughter help me change the oil in both our cars, fix stuff around the house, and can get virtually any tool out of the garage for me. With my supervision and assistance, my son jumpstarted the lawn tractor at the beginning of the season.

Yet last Sunday at the game he expressed how excited he would be to throw a ball back into play. You know why? Because I hadn't explained to him that it's OK to keep a ball at a ball game.

You see, unlike the sociopaths you'll raise if you can ever convince a pre-menopausal woman to spread for you, he believed that you don't keep what's not yours.

If we hadn't had that conversation and caught a ball last Sunday, he would have done exactly what the kid in the video did. And far from being beaten or belittled for it, he would have been praised for his instinct and instructed on the protocol of the game

Your kids sound like they will be perfect cubicle workers when the get older (farking sorry ass excuse of father you are). If your kids play sports (I doubt it) they backup and ride the pine to my kids. My kids are already the best at what they do amongst their peers, especially sports. They will grow up to be your kid's superiors because that is how it has always worked. Winners, people like us who "seize the day" understand brutality is how the world works.

You sound like your coonty wife (probably ex wife) just emasculated you to the point of practically being a woman yourself. Hell I bet your kid wishes he was my son.

Being the king of dumbfarks doesn't make you any less of a dumbfark.

It's not because of bad parenting... It's because kids are taught to give the balls back at youth games, high school games, and some college games. They only know what they know.

Giving the ball to a kid sounds like a good thing, because we all remember wanting a ball as a kid. But did you want some random stranger to HAND you the ball, or did you want to get it on your own?

/participation trophies for all....
// little kids dont care, anyway. find a preteen if you must give it away.

Dogfacedgod: Babwa Wawa: Hey there, tough guy.

My 6 (nearly 7) year old son and 8 year old daughter help me change the oil in both our cars, fix stuff around the house, and can get virtually any tool out of the garage for me. With my supervision and assistance, my son jumpstarted the lawn tractor at the beginning of the season.

Yet last Sunday at the game he expressed how excited he would be to throw a ball back into play. You know why? Because I hadn't explained to him that it's OK to keep a ball at a ball game.

You see, unlike the sociopaths you'll raise if you can ever convince a pre-menopausal woman to spread for you, he believed that you don't keep what's not yours.

If we hadn't had that conversation and caught a ball last Sunday, he would have done exactly what the kid in the video did. And far from being beaten or belittled for it, he would have been praised for his instinct and instructed on the protocol of the game

Your kids sound like they will be perfect cubicle workers when the get older (farking sorry ass excuse of father you are). If your kids play sports (I doubt it) they backup and ride the pine to my kids. My kids are already the best at what they do amongst their peers, especially sports. They will grow up to be your kid's superiors because that is how it has always worked. Winners, people like us who "seize the day" understand brutality is how the world works.

You sound like your coonty wife (probably ex wife) just emasculated you to the point of practically being a woman yourself. Hell I bet your kid wishes he was my son.

lol, favorited as "obvious troll is obvious"

Dogfacedgod: snailbarf: let me guess...its what your dad would have done and you turned out great?

Correct; and let me guess, you cant even change your own oil, have to call people to fix shiat around your house, and if you do have a GF or a wife, she doesn't respect you for shiat because you're "a sensitive fella". You always catch he giving guys like me the "PLEASE fark me hard because my husband cant make me cum for the life of him" look and smile and "hello" every time she catches me outside with my shirt off but you're such a biatch ass beta male, you just give her the silent treatment. Sound about right?

hahahahahahaha. not that it matters...and you wouldn't believe me if I went into specifics, but I am none of those things and you're showing yourself to be exactly the half witted bully I thought you were.

go eat some more red meat and imagine beating your children that have yet to be born. maybe take your shirt off and walk around a busy street to see who's looking at the big swaggering tough guy without a brain in his head.

also I enjoyed watching the guys like you that I grew up turn into fat, depressed drunks as life kicks them in the ass for their bad attitude and horrible social skills. maybe you can coach a youth sports team, good ol boys like you love running those things.

What makes me sad is he looks to his father for approval right afterwards.

Why you would throw back a once in a lifetime thing is beyond me.

It's not like you are helping ANYONE out.

Jim from Saint Paul: What makes me sad is he looks to his father for approval right afterwards.
Why you would throw back a once in a lifetime thing is beyond me.
It's not like you are helping ANYONE out.

Ever been to a Little League game? The kid was proud he made it all the way back onto the field. See above.