Then they whined, "...but Timeline sucks."

How is Face.com supposed to recognize a kidney?

Is that kidney patient's life really worth getting harrassed by farms and pets and Mafia Wars and pot shots from ex-girlfriends and ex-wives and some self important jackwagon posting pictures of some shiatty pastry from a cafe'?
I say no.

/Facebook hate line forms here

Mystery of life question -- how many fark yous does a single thank you make up for?

I read that as "thank you Zoidberg". Also highly unlikely.

Pretty sure Newark also thanked him for the millions he gave to their schools, but okay. Naming the kidney Irene is pretty cute.

MAYORBOB: Mystery of life question -- how many fark yous does a single thank you make up for?

I know that one "Oh shiat" negates 10 "attaboys". You may be able to extrapolate from that.

he needs to step up and kick down for the animal shelter in Palo Alto.

Even dirt bag larry ellison kicked down millions out for a shelter.

Mark just has his fancy fru fru foo foo designer dog from a breeder and lets the little dogs live in a sad old shelter...

Good luck getting health insurance, Hillary.

I'd sell, I mean, donate a kidney.

He gave a shiatload of money to some NJ school district. I am sure they said thanks.

Looks like a bunch of the "financial geniuses" at Faux Corp. are up to their short hairs in Facebook stock, and need to try to pump it any way they can.

Does the recipient have to share the kidney?

Now I'm not sure - is that the 5th or 6th sign?

Its always never Lupus... oh this time it is???? blasphemy.

The guy who shot Trayvon Martin? Who the hell would thank HIM?!

That was weird...

I never expected Faux to report on a sentimental piece like sick child with lupas that couldn't afford to purchase a kidney themselves.

Well then - let me just offset that a little bit with my usual

FARK YOU, MARK ZUCKERBERG, YOU SLIMY LITTLE PIECE OF SCHITT!