Vomiting to this headline I am....

That's kind of hot so long as Oprah keeps her clothes on I'm ok with that.

For some reason, I thought Oprah gave this shiat up to concentrate on her eating.

Cletus C.: For some reason, I thought Oprah gave this shiat up to concentrate on her eating.

Who says she won't be eating while she's probing?

FirstNationalBastard: Cletus C.: For some reason, I thought Oprah gave this shiat up to concentrate on her eating.

Who says she won't be eating while she's probing?

So you LIKE to think about Oprah deep down in some roast beef? You're sick.

FirstNationalBastard: Cletus C.: For some reason, I thought Oprah gave this shiat up to concentrate on her eating.

Who says she won't be eating while she's probing?

*fap*

RumsfeldsReplacement: FirstNationalBastard: Cletus C.: For some reason, I thought Oprah gave this shiat up to concentrate on her eating.

Who says she won't be eating while she's probing?

So you LIKE to think about Oprah deep down in some roast beef? You're sick.

Hey, I bet she's a woman who sucks the marrow out.

Is it me, or has Oprah been much more visible since she 'retired'?

An oldie but a goodie. Or maybe it's an oldie but a moldie.

When George Burns was 97 years old he was interviewed by Oprah Winfrey.
Oprah asked, 'Mr. Burns, how do you carry so much energy with you? You are
always working, and at your age I think that is remarkable.'
George Burns said, 'I just take good care of myself and enjoy what I do when I do it.'
Oprah said, 'I understand you still do the sex thing, even at your age.'
George said, 'Of course I still do the sex thing, and I am quite good at it.
Oprah said, 'I have never been with an older man. Would you do it with me?'

So they had sex and when they finished, Oprah said, 'I just don't believe I
have ever been so satisfied. You are a remarkable man!'
George said, 'The second time is even better than the first time.'
Oprah asked, 'You can really do it again at your age?

George said, 'Just let me sleep for half an hour. You hold my testicles in
your left hand and my penis in your right hand and wake me up in thirty minutes.'
When she woke him up, they had great sex again, and Oprah was beside herself with joy.

She said, 'Oh Mr. Burns, I am astounded that you could do a repeat
Performance and have it be even better than the first time. At your age, Oh my, Oh my!'
George told her that the third time would be even better. 'You just hold my
testicles in your left hand and my penis in your right hand and call me in thirty minutes.'
Oprah asked, 'Does my holding you like that kind of recharge your batteries?
George replied, 'No, but the last time I had sex with a black woman she stole my wallet.

How a Rihanna interview might play out.

Forget about Oprah -- why the hell is Gail King still on the CBS morning show?

Frankly, she's flat out dumb, which she covers by being annoying and imperious. There have been several times when she's gone off on one of her weird "all about me" tangents with a guest and Charlie Rose looked like he wanted to say "Woman, what the HELL?" but he's much too polite, of course, to do so.

I was thrilled to find that Gail wasn't on the show yesterday or today; I'd hoped it was permanent, but apparently she's just taken the week off. Dammit.

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How a Rihanna interview might play out.


I like you.

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How a Rihanna interview might play out.


I like you.

I like you too.

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How a Rihanna interview might play out.

thank you for some lol on this crappy work day

stedman hoping to get a peak

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How a Rihanna interview might play out.

I like this... and you.

I was more interested in this related article on the side there:

Kate Upton Maybe NSFW

Man, that was totally in the wrong thread. Whoops.