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19 Jun 2012 03:21 PM   |   2271 clicks   |   WISHTV
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WhoIsWillo    [TotalFark]  
As Governor, didn't he pretty much appoint the entire Board of Trustees?

19 Jun 2012 12:32 PM
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Grand_Moff_Joseph    [TotalFark]  
Daniels is so charismatic, the Boilermakers will be reduced to a low simmer.

19 Jun 2012 12:39 PM
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bdub77    [TotalFark]  
How about NO. NO NO NO.

Jesus Purdue, WTF do I need to come over there and smack you in the face?

And fire that farking hack of an athletic director already.

19 Jun 2012 12:39 PM
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Dr.Knockboots     
This would be far more entertaining would this have been about Mitch Hedberg..
"I wouldn't run for President, unless he dropped his wallet and I...happened to have picked it up. But then I'd remember that running up to the President would cause alarm, so maybe.. I'd meander.... alright"

19 Jun 2012 01:14 PM
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WhoIsWillo    [TotalFark]  
So, I looked it up. 8 of the 10 members of the Purdue BOT were appointed by Mitch Daniels.

19 Jun 2012 01:43 PM
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Diogenes    [TotalFark]  
Keep farking that chicken.

19 Jun 2012 01:48 PM
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Ba'boon    [TotalFark]  
Well, I really like the pick. I think it'll be good for the school and good for Daniels.

19 Jun 2012 02:13 PM
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Three Crooked Squirrels    [TotalFark]  
Higher education is so elitist. What a snob.

19 Jun 2012 02:14 PM
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propasaurus    [TotalFark]  
But, I've been assured there are no conservatives in academia. Is Mitch a sekret librul?

19 Jun 2012 02:23 PM
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Snarcoleptic_Hoosier    [TotalFark]  
Oh, so he's going to sell the campus for a boost in cash, lower tuition, and claim a balanced budget.

/I'll pay fifty bucks for a brick from Mackey Arena

19 Jun 2012 02:35 PM
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heap     
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier:
/I'll pay fifty bucks for a brick from Mackey Arena


gimme 20 minutes, i've got a crowbar.

19 Jun 2012 03:26 PM
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redmid17    [TotalFark]  
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Oh, so he's going to sell the campus for a boost in cash, lower tuition, and claim a balanced budget.

/I'll pay fifty bucks for a brick from Mackey Arena


I'd pay 50 bucks for an unscheduled, non-controlled demolition of Mackey Arena.

19 Jun 2012 03:28 PM
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bwilson27     
You know who else is named Mitch??
profile.ak.fbcdn.net

19 Jun 2012 03:36 PM
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redmid17    [TotalFark]  
bwilson27: You know who else is named Mitch??
[profile.ak.fbcdn.net image 0x0]


scottsla.com

19 Jun 2012 03:42 PM
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eagles95     
bwilson27: You know who else is named Mitch??
[profile.ak.fbcdn.net image 180x120]




How did you get a topless shot of Daniels? Besides it an obvious shoop, Daniels isnt that tall

19 Jun 2012 03:42 PM
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Diogenes    [TotalFark]  
I said, "Keep farking that chicken."

C'mon, work with me people!

/bitter colgate u. grad

19 Jun 2012 04:00 PM
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Shvetz     
WhoIsWillo: So, I looked it up. 8 of the 10 members of the Purdue BOT were appointed by Mitch Daniels.

I'm sure that's just a coincidence.

19 Jun 2012 04:12 PM
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Wangiss     
I wanted to be president for a while. But you know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later

19 Jun 2012 04:25 PM
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Wangiss     
I was going to run on a real good platform too, supporting the working class. Like all those sweatshops in the Southwestern states: Air Conditioning. Problem solved.

19 Jun 2012 04:27 PM
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Yamaneko2     
Time to leave the state before it really becomes Mississippi.

19 Jun 2012 04:30 PM
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The Martintuckian     
How long will it take him to sell it off to some foreign country like he did the toll road.

19 Jun 2012 04:31 PM
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SacriliciousBeerSwiller     
bdub77: How about NO. NO NO NO.

Jesus Purdue, WTF do I need to come over there and smack you in the face?

And fire that farking hack of an athletic director already.


How did Purdue's AD survive the thorough humiliation that Matt Painter gave him during that whole Missouri fiasco a while back?

AD: "This is our offer and we're sticking to it."
Painter: "You're a hack and a pussy and you're running a Mickey Mouse program. Give me lots of money and GTFO of my way."
AD: "Yes sir."

19 Jun 2012 04:50 PM
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SacriliciousBeerSwiller     
Three Crooked Squirrels: Higher education is so elitist. What a snob.

Thread won @ 2012-06-19 02:14:59 PM.

19 Jun 2012 04:53 PM
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satanorsanta     
As a grad student at Purdue I would like to protest this decision. Any good ideas/signs for me to make?

19 Jun 2012 05:21 PM
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SacriliciousBeerSwiller     
satanorsanta: As a grad student at Purdue I would like to protest this decision. Any good ideas/signs for me to make?

One point I saw floating around is that there's a mandatory cut-off/retirement at age 65 for top officials at Purdue. And this d-bag is 63. So...wtf? Is he gonna just jump in, sell-off everything to Monsanto, and leave?

You guys need to break out the pitch forks and torches.

19 Jun 2012 05:33 PM
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qorkfiend     
SacriliciousBeerSwiller: satanorsanta: As a grad student at Purdue I would like to protest this decision. Any good ideas/signs for me to make?

One point I saw floating around is that there's a mandatory cut-off/retirement at age 65 for top officials at Purdue. And this d-bag is 63. So...wtf? Is he gonna just jump in, sell-off everything to Monsanto, and leave?

You guys need to break out the pitch forks and torches.


It's probably not too difficult to change that rule if you're in control of the Board of Trustees.

19 Jun 2012 05:34 PM
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SacriliciousBeerSwiller     
qorkfiend: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: satanorsanta: As a grad student at Purdue I would like to protest this decision. Any good ideas/signs for me to make?

One point I saw floating around is that there's a mandatory cut-off/retirement at age 65 for top officials at Purdue. And this d-bag is 63. So...wtf? Is he gonna just jump in, sell-off everything to Monsanto, and leave?

You guys need to break out the pitch forks and torches.

It's probably not too difficult to change that rule if you're in control of the Board of Trustees.


Which he appointed. Good call.

Wow. I knew this mother f*cker was a bastard. I guess part of me should be happy that he is only going to dick over a single institution, and not the entire country...

19 Jun 2012 05:41 PM
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Lupine Chemist    [TotalFark]  
I graduated two years ago but I actually think the slash and burn method might be a little helpful right now, if only for a short while. Jischke just used his weird construction ray that came forth through his moustache to build endlessly without allowing student infrastructure to keep up. Córdova just did...I don't even know. I understand the need for nice facilities and all that, but it is just horribly managed sometimes. My building had half newly done and the other half falling down for pretty much the entirety of my time there. (I've heard they actually did the remodel on the old part by now)

Purdue could do well with some focused cuts to services that is is vastly wasteful on. Oh and more of those luxury dorms to get the rich rubes out of money to subsidize the rest.

19 Jun 2012 06:05 PM
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Tumunga     
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Oh, so he's going to sell the campus for a boost in cash, lower tuition, and claim a balanced budget.

/I'll pay fifty bucks for a brick from Mackey Arena


Q: You know why the floor at Mackey Arena is made out of cardboard?

A: Because Purdue always looks good on paper.

19 Jun 2012 07:12 PM
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dugitman    [TotalFark]  
SacriliciousBeerSwiller: One point I saw floating around is that there's a mandatory cut-off/retirement at age 65 for top officials at Purdue.

Beering was 68 when he retired in 2000

19 Jun 2012 08:25 PM
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Sliding Carp    [TotalFark]  
SacriliciousBeerSwiller: One point I saw floating around is that there's a mandatory cut-off/retirement at age 65 for top officials at Purdue. And this d-bag is 63. So...wtf? Is he gonna just jump in, sell-off everything to Monsanto, and leave?

Super-duper daylight saving time.

19 Jun 2012 11:30 PM
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ToddMU03     
I've got it:

1. Cut higher education funding.
2. Appoint board of trustees.
3. Get "selected" as president of state university so you can beg for more funding for higher education.
4. Profit.

20 Jun 2012 08:44 AM
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