machoprogrammer: Mugshot is a total trollface

first thing i noticed

Gyrfalcon: Non-violent doesn't mean he's not a danger to the public. Based on his mugshot, I'm guessing he has a meth lab in his basement. Or did. Until it blew up.

You don't understand Santa Cruz. That kind of face is almost too normal.

Spend a few hours on Pacific Ave, and then report back. Be sure to keep an eye out for the guy in the pink tights and umbrella.

It doesn't mention if there was a fat man that pointed and wanted to sit on him. Also I wonder if he was unscannable?

No tequila references?!

In that case, his first phone call should have been to:

Mercury: I love my hometown but, damn Santa Cruz, you are so stupid.

What about all the damn vampires?.

ZAZ: I understand when workers in office buildings and residents of apartment complexes ignore the rules saying never let anybody in without checking ID, retina scan, DNA, fingerprints, and references. You'd think jail workers would at least try to think about their job.

People, in general, and everywhere, are farking morons that don't give a shiat about shiat.

Guidette Frankentits: Idiocracy is a documentary

Came for an Idiocracy reference, leaving suprised to see done in one. Good job, sir.

fusillade762: NewportBarGuy: Because Souza's arrests have been for nonviolent drug offenses, Verinsky said the public was not in danger after his escape.

Then why the f*ck are you spending money to lock him up?

"Police arrested him on suspicion of providing a false name to authorities"

Lying to cops? That's a jailin'.

What, did he say his name was Gene Masseth?

dryknife: Mercury: I love my hometown but, damn Santa Cruz, you are so stupid.

What about all the damn vampires?.

Death by stereo!

One Bad Apple: caddisfly:

A public employee fired? Not a chance. S/he will be suspended with pay and go to Hawaii.


He will be demoted to blue waffle inspector until he quits.

I didn't know what that was. So I looked it up. Now my penis is on strike until further notice. Good going, asshole.

ImpendingCynic: Gyrfalcon: Non-violent doesn't mean he's not a danger to the public. Based on his mugshot, I'm guessing he has a meth lab in his basement. Or did. Until it blew up.

You don't understand Santa Cruz. That kind of face is almost too normal.

Spend a few hours on Pacific Ave, and then report back. Be sure to keep an eye out for the guy in the pink tights and umbrella.

If you see someone in a three-piece suit, that would be suspicious.

Tyranicle: Guidette Frankentits: Idiocracy is a documentary

Came for an Idiocracy reference, leaving suprised to see done in one. Good job, sir.

Hell, if that's all you wanted, you didn't even have to click the link.

Baloo Uriza: One Bad Apple: caddisfly:

A public employee fired? Not a chance. S/he will be suspended with pay and go to Hawaii.


He will be demoted to blue waffle inspector until he quits.

I didn't know what that was. So I looked it up. Now my penis is on strike until further notice. Good going, asshole.

Okay, could somebody, in as SFW/SFL way as they deem fit, explain this to the rest of us who do have a morbid curiosity but do not feel like playing Google Seppuku, English Version?

ImpendingCynic: Gyrfalcon: Non-violent doesn't mean he's not a danger to the public. Based on his mugshot, I'm guessing he has a meth lab in his basement. Or did. Until it blew up.

You don't understand Santa Cruz. That kind of face is almost too normal.

Spend a few hours on Pacific Ave, and then report back. Be sure to keep an eye out for the guy in the pink tights and umbrella.

I understand that Santa Cruz is a drug haven, at least when I lived up there. So why couldn't all those sunburns be covering for meth-lab catastrophes?

I will have to go look for the guy in pink tights.

Mister Peejay: Okay, could somebody, in as SFW/SFL way as they deem fit, explain this to the rest of us who do have a morbid curiosity but do not feel like playing Google Seppuku, English Version?

No, you must suffer.

Mister Peejay:

Okay, could somebody, in as SFW/SFL way as they deem fit, explain this to the rest of us who do have a morbid curiosity but do not feel like playing Google Seppuku, English Version?




Unfortunately, no one can be told what the blue waffle is. You have to see it for yourself.


Go on take the blue pill. Don't be a pussy.

Gyrfalcon: NewportBarGuy: Because Souza's arrests have been for nonviolent drug offenses, Verinsky said the public was not in danger after his escape.

Then why the f*ck are you spending money to lock him up?

Non-violent doesn't mean he's not a danger to the public. Based on his mugshot, I'm guessing he has a meth lab in his basement. Or did. Until it blew up.

that's sort of like outlawing alcohol then calling the purveyors of bathtub gin a menace to society.
it's the authoritarian tendency to prohibit purely private and personal behavior that creates the danger int he first f*cking place.
then the gat00 types argue that the police repression is justified by the very chaos their policy created.

FloydA: Souza just marched right out?

A seventy six trombone salute to you good sir.

dryknife: Mercury: I love my hometown but, damn Santa Cruz, you are so stupid.

What about all the damn vampires?.

That's Santa Carla.

NewportBarGuy
Because Souza's arrests have been for nonviolent drug offenses, Verinsky said the public was not in danger after his escape.

Then why the f*ck are you spending money to lock him up?

vudukungfu: One Bad Apple: caddisfly:

A public employee fired? Not a chance. S/he will be suspended with pay and go to Hawaii.


He will be demoted to blue waffle inspector until he quits.

Christ on a Crutch!
No one google that,

jesus farking christ.
blue waffles

Christ.

Imma have a hangover someday at a very posh place and someone will put a plate of waffles with whipped cream and blueberries on it in front of me and I'mma barf a hose full of nachos and salsa all over the plate and say, DAMN YOU, One Bad Apple !!! Damn you to HELL.
and get tossed out and puke in the lobbv for good measure.

Aw, does somebody need a Lemon Party?

Mercury: ImpendingCynic: Gyrfalcon: Non-violent doesn't mean he's not a danger to the public. Based on his mugshot, I'm guessing he has a meth lab in his basement. Or did. Until it blew up.

You don't understand Santa Cruz. That kind of face is almost too normal.

Spend a few hours on Pacific Ave, and then report back. Be sure to keep an eye out for the guy in the pink tights and umbrella.

If you see someone in a three-piece suit, that would be suspicious.

There's like 20 law offices on Pacific. There are people in suits there every day.

The guy in pink hasn't been around recently (that I've seen). Also, it seems he isn't actually crazy, the whole thing started as a meditative slow walk, that he decided to jazz up with the costume at some point.

The mostest safest for work and for lunch, picture-free-but-with-links blue waffle answers evar.

NewportBarGuy: Because Souza's arrests have been for nonviolent drug offenses, Verinsky said the public was not in danger after his escape.

Then why the f*ck are you spending money to lock him up?

This.

smokedtrout: HA!! suspicion....SUSPICION?

What incentive was there to turn himself in? Dude may deserve some jail time, but at least drop the escape charge since A: it was your mistake and 2: he turned himself in.

Incentive: Lighter sentence, not being beat down to the ground by the cops, etc...

Suspicion: He hasn't been convicted of it yet, plus there's the possibility that his legal defense will say that since it was an employee who let him out - with no disguise, false ID, hiding, or even verbal engineering, that he didn't 'break out' of anything.

duh duh duh duh derrrrp. Idiocracy is satire. The reason you can't figure that out, is Poe's law.


/screw you guys for making me post an XKCD comic.

Bathia_Mapes: dryknife: Mercury: I love my hometown but, damn Santa Cruz, you are so stupid.

What about all the damn vampires?.

That's Santa Carla.

Yea, I remember the production company had the "Welcome to Santa Carla" sign up on West Cliff for weeks. Confused the shiat out of a lot of people.

Adding to the confusion, when they asked if Monterey was Hawaii and I said it was Catalina :-)

/evil Boardwalk employee

That_Bob_Guy: /evil Boardwalk employee

Heh!

He's not a danger to society; he's an inconvenience to society.

//

They want to lock up an inconvenience to society but let congress, (who's a real danger to society), go free. Gotcha.