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   Hosni Mubarak reportedly dead, then not dead, then "clinically dead", then "not quite on the cart yet and considering going for a walk"

19 Jun 2012 09:29 PM   |   6880 clicks   |   CNN
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phrawgh     
Praise Ra!

19 Jun 2012 09:30 PM
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rockradio1     
Dead?

Are you SURE?

Anyone have a hand mirror?

19 Jun 2012 09:31 PM
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Wulfman     
Why would they resuscitate that asshole?

19 Jun 2012 09:31 PM
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Harry_Seldon     
Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!

19 Jun 2012 09:31 PM
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Shaggy_C     
Is He dead or not. CNN Says yes. St. Pete Times Looking for chads -OR- "hello, I am write single to salute and wait for answer again

19 Jun 2012 09:32 PM
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StopLurkListen     
Waiting for Chevy Chase on SNL to keep us updated.

19 Jun 2012 09:32 PM
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404 page not found     
Good night, funny strong man.

19 Jun 2012 09:32 PM
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Kanemano     
Wulfman: Why would they resuscitate that asshole?

so that he can serve his life sentence

19 Jun 2012 09:33 PM
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nihilspawn     
i2.cdn.turner.com

I feel happy!

19 Jun 2012 09:33 PM
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Thanks for the Meme-ries     
i291.photobucket.com


Is this the doctor?

19 Jun 2012 09:33 PM
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Klippoklondike    [TotalFark]  
Shaggy_C: Is He dead or not. CNN Says yes. St. Pete Times Looking for chads -OR- "hello, I am write single to salute and wait for answer again

Egypian Leader caught sayof?

19 Jun 2012 09:33 PM
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I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros    [TotalFark]  
He was delicious.

19 Jun 2012 09:34 PM
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Triumph    [TotalFark]  
The only way to figure this out is to check Twitter.

19 Jun 2012 09:34 PM
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Tymast     
he's a mummy?

19 Jun 2012 09:34 PM
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Clyde_Suckfinger     
"I'm feeling better!"
"No, you're not."
"I feel happy! So happy!"

19 Jun 2012 09:35 PM
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Hzchewtoy    [TotalFark]  
yay? boo?

19 Jun 2012 09:35 PM
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King Something     
StopLurkListen: Waiting for Chevy Chase on SNL to keep us updated.

www.ozzienews.com
Still dead.

19 Jun 2012 09:36 PM
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cashman     
I dunno about Mubarak, but Abe Vigoda is still alive, at least according to www.abevigoda.com.

19 Jun 2012 09:37 PM
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LordOfThePings     
www.zuko.com

Walk like an Egyptian

19 Jun 2012 09:37 PM
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Hassan Ben Sobr     
Prepare the Solar Barque!

19 Jun 2012 09:38 PM
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MrEricSir     
img411.imageshack.us

"I'm not dead yet!"

19 Jun 2012 09:38 PM
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janzee     
I'm sure he'll be close to death for the next 10 yrs...

19 Jun 2012 09:38 PM
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Harry_Seldon     
I've never seen a mummy look like this before. He's still... still...juicy.

19 Jun 2012 09:38 PM
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AlwaysRightBoy    [TotalFark]  
Anwar Sadat knew how not to hang in the bleachers too long. Okay maybe he was a little slow.

19 Jun 2012 09:40 PM
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phrawgh     
4.bp.blogspot.com
RIP Anwar El Sadat

19 Jun 2012 09:40 PM
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Franco     
1.bp.blogspot.com

19 Jun 2012 09:41 PM
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drjekel_mrhyde     
I am 100% sure the Goa'uld will put him in one of those Sarcophagus and he'll be back and ruling the universe.
/Once we defeat the replicators and Ori

19 Jun 2012 09:41 PM
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sid2112     
static.guim.co.uk

"I don't think I'm going to believe that 'til I can gnaw on their skulls with my very own teeth. fark those people, huh? If they're out there, I'm going to find them, and I'm going to gnaw on their skulls. Because it still hasn't gotten weird enough for me."

19 Jun 2012 09:42 PM
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Elvis Da King     
i237.photobucket.com
OK. But just one more trip around Cairo, then I'm done.

19 Jun 2012 09:42 PM
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wambu    [TotalFark]  
I'm not saying he's a zombie, but . . .

19 Jun 2012 09:43 PM
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I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros    [TotalFark]  
So he died four times in the morning, twice in the afternoon, and three times in the evening?

19 Jun 2012 09:43 PM
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Porous Horace     
www.familiesworldwide.co.uk

19 Jun 2012 09:44 PM
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BronyMedic     
So, is he dead in the same way that the Lockerbee Bomber had only six months to live when he was repatriated?

/it's wierd how many nefarious characters are dead or dying, only to mysteriously spring back to life in the Middle East.

19 Jun 2012 09:45 PM
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cepheidvariable     
He's only mostly dead.

19 Jun 2012 09:45 PM
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She comes in colors everywhere     
i46.tinypic.com

approves

19 Jun 2012 09:46 PM
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Psycoholic_Slag     
cepheidvariable: He's only mostly dead.

Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much.

19 Jun 2012 09:46 PM
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BronyMedic     
cepheidvariable: He's only mostly dead.

Being dead inside doesn't count. Otherwise, half of America and every woman I've ever been with sexually would count.

19 Jun 2012 09:47 PM
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RadioAaron     
Shaggy_C: Is He dead or not. CNN Says yes. St. Pete Times Looking for chads -OR- "hello, I am write single to salute and wait for answer again

Came for this. Handstanding satisfied.

19 Jun 2012 09:48 PM
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brainscab     
irrelevant anyways

19 Jun 2012 09:48 PM
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vudukungfu     
Kanemano: Wulfman: Why would they resuscitate that asshole?

so that he can serve his life sentence


unremarkable.

19 Jun 2012 09:48 PM
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davidphogan     
He's going for a walk
Not the after dinner kind

19 Jun 2012 09:50 PM
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jimpoz     
www.jimpoz.com

Let me know if there is any change in his condition.

19 Jun 2012 09:51 PM
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Fluorescent Testicle     
64.img.v4.skyrock.net

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: So he died four times in the morning, twice in the afternoon, and three times in the evening?

I saw what you did there and laughed.

19 Jun 2012 09:52 PM
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freidog     
Wulfman: Why would they resuscitate that asshole?

So they can watch him die again?

19 Jun 2012 09:52 PM
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ontariolightning     
Egypt was better off with Mubarak as ruler. Now watch what happens
They brought this upon themselves

19 Jun 2012 09:52 PM
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fusillade762    [TotalFark]  
He was taken to a hospital where he was pronounced dead. He was then taken to a better hospital where his condition was upgraded to "alive."

19 Jun 2012 09:54 PM
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Lipspinach     
Klippoklondike: Shaggy_C: Is He dead or not. CNN Says yes. St. Pete Times Looking for chads -OR- "hello, I am write single to salute and wait for answer again

Egypian Leader caught sayof?


LOL!

/political frontier gibberish is best gibberish

19 Jun 2012 09:56 PM
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BronyMedic     
9beers: He got totally railroaded in his trial, the dude was a decent leader.

Decent leaders don't rely on the Nuremburg Defense to excuse the actions of the troops under his command.

It doesn't matter if he cured cancer, AND brought peace to the middle east. The moment he gave his commanders blank slates to turn their weapons on unarmed civilian protestors, and did nothing to stop the wholesale murder of these, he was just as guilty as the soldier that pulled the trigger.

19 Jun 2012 09:57 PM
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sweatybronson     
Thanks for the Meme-ries: [i291.photobucket.com image 256x192]


Is this the doctor?


Headline should have just been a reference to this.

19 Jun 2012 09:57 PM
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ontariolightning     
BronyMedic: 9beers: He got totally railroaded in his trial, the dude was a decent leader.

Decent leaders don't rely on the Nuremburg Defense to excuse the actions of the troops under his command.

It doesn't matter if he cured cancer, AND brought peace to the middle east. The moment he gave his commanders blank slates to turn their weapons on unarmed civilian protestors, and did nothing to stop the wholesale murder of these, he was just as guilty as the soldier that pulled the trigger.


Wrong, it was a coup d'etat. When that happens the government has every right to protect itself

19 Jun 2012 09:59 PM
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