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   Since it's the first full day of summer, perhaps it's time for a lesson on how to properly eat a watermelon courtesy of Washington DCs own Peetey Green

21 Jun 2012 04:10 PM   |   3236 clicks   |   LiveLeak
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The Stealth Hippopotamus    [TotalFark]  
1) soak it in vodka

21 Jun 2012 01:09 PM
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meat0918     
The Stealth Hippopotamus: 1) soak it in vodkaeverclear

21 Jun 2012 01:10 PM
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Dancin_In_Anson    [TotalFark]  

21 Jun 2012 01:23 PM
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FloydA    [TotalFark]  
The Stealth Hippopotamus: 1) soak it in vodka

Exactly this, except without the watermelon.

21 Jun 2012 01:25 PM
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vernonFL    [TotalFark]  
Dancin_In_Anson: It appears that Peetey was a pretty interesting dude.

He was very interesting. I first heard of him from Howard Stern, Green was one of Howard Stern's influences.

21 Jun 2012 01:26 PM
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The Stealth Hippopotamus    [TotalFark]  
meat0918: The Stealth Hippopotamus: 1) soak it in vodkaeverclear

Dude. I want to start a party, not a riot.

21 Jun 2012 01:33 PM
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Dancin_In_Anson    [TotalFark]  
vernonFL: I first heard of him from Howard Stern, Green was one of Howard Stern's influences

The wiki page on Green say that Stern showed up to an interview on his show in black face. I can't imagine what that looked like. Well well well... Looks like we may get to find out.

21 Jun 2012 01:34 PM
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Sybarite    [TotalFark]  
Talk to Me is a pretty decent biopic about Petey even if it's not completely accurate.

21 Jun 2012 02:01 PM
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Marcus Aurelius    [TotalFark]  
Purists. Always entertaining.

21 Jun 2012 02:24 PM
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Nabb1    [TotalFark]  
The Stealth Hippopotamus: 1) soak it in vodka

If you watch this video, Peetey Green advises against that.

21 Jun 2012 02:46 PM
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downstairs    [TotalFark]  
Dancin_In_Anson: It appears that Peetey was a pretty interesting dude.

Awesome. Its available on Netflix too! (Not streaming though.)

21 Jun 2012 04:37 PM
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Gilligann     
Dancin_In_Anson: It appears that Peetey was a pretty interesting dude.

Best part

Foreshadowing his later showmanship, Petey convinced a young inmate to climb a water tower in the prison yard and threaten suicide. As pre-arranged, Petey talked the man down in just minutes, remarking afterwards, "It took me six months to get him to go up there." Petey's contrived act of heroism earned his release in 1965.

lulz

21 Jun 2012 04:40 PM
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Perlin Noise     
Good god I love this classic

21 Jun 2012 04:51 PM
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stevegarbowski     
I hope it tastes as good as it sounds.

21 Jun 2012 04:55 PM
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lantawa    [TotalFark]  
Little known fact; Peetey Green is Dave Chappelle's father. Doesn't surprise me, really.....

21 Jun 2012 05:31 PM
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Valeriyance     
Black People Problems?

/seriously though, great find. Need more quality t.v. like this.

21 Jun 2012 06:26 PM
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Apos    [TotalFark]  
"Pick it a like this right here!"

What a charming fellow.

21 Jun 2012 06:54 PM
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factoryconnection    [TotalFark]  
I shouldn't watch things like this. It makes me think that I can bring such things up even jokingly in public. I had no idea that affinity for watermelon is a mark of such shame for black Americans.

Fried chicken, I can understand because of the health problems and chitterlings because they're part of the food cast-off culture of slaves. But fruit? Who could feel ashamed of such an affinity?

Must be my ignorance.

21 Jun 2012 07:09 PM
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ordinarysteve     
This is one of dumbest stereotypes there is. To paraphrase Dave Chappelle "who the f*ck doesn't like chicken and watermelon"

21 Jun 2012 07:16 PM
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invictus2     
and here is how you eat fried chicken

21 Jun 2012 07:18 PM
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RibbyK     
Was that Rodney King in the pool?

21 Jun 2012 07:24 PM
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SoCalChris    [TotalFark]  
images.mmorpg.com

21 Jun 2012 07:28 PM
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Saberus Terras     
SoCalChris: [images.mmorpg.com image 475x380]

I am inclined to take offense to this.

I am about as pale-skinned as you can get, German-Irish roots. But I was raised in Texas, and I love cold watermelon, strawberry soda, chicken-fried anything, okra, creole food, and chicken and waffles (Never had it but it sounds farking delicious.) Those food stereotypes are not African-American, they're Southern. There's no racial stereotype with good, obesity-inducing food.

/I don't just sound fat, I AM fat!

21 Jun 2012 08:25 PM
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chopit     
My grandma always had fried chicken waiting for me, and I'm about the skinniest whitest nerdiest. And you're damn right watermelon was part of the meal. Nothing better than spitting seeds on a warm summer evening on the back porch.

In summary, I wish I knew more black people.

21 Jun 2012 09:24 PM
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T.M.S.     
A truly astonishing video.

I'm not really into the submission thing but I have probably put this video in the que a dozen times over the years. Glad it finally made it.

21 Jun 2012 09:44 PM
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some_beer_drinker    [TotalFark]  
T.M.S.: A truly astonishing video.

I'm not really into the submission thing but I have probably put this video in the que a dozen times over the years. Glad it finally made it.


i did yesterday, and was not thusly rewarded. good for u subby. i love this video, he is unashamed to be super-stereotypical.

21 Jun 2012 10:47 PM
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factoryconnection    [TotalFark]  
I've lived in the south for the last 13 years and finally had chicken and waffles. It was freaking magical... Then the damn place ditched their brunch menu.

Dubya. Tee. Eff!

21 Jun 2012 11:00 PM
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