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   Equal Opportunity Employer seeking a security guard to protect a toy warehouse hires Millie the cat; compensation includes free meals and a uniform, but she has to work Caturdays

23 Jun 2012 08:00 AM   |   7813 clicks   |   Metro
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elev8meL8r     
Aw. Cute kitty.

21 Jun 2012 07:31 PM
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Sickapie    [TotalFark]  
Security shirt and everything!

21 Jun 2012 08:54 PM
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tigerose    [TotalFark]  
Don't let him near the computers..he will play with the mice.

21 Jun 2012 09:28 PM
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tigerose    [TotalFark]  
Yeah! We haz Caturday!

21 Jun 2012 09:31 PM
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The My Little Pony Killer     
Squee!

21 Jun 2012 09:38 PM
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professional_vampire    [TotalFark]  
Made it in...no thanks to PayPal but huge thanks to Via Infinito!

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/oh, and tigerose, looks like I won't be needing Eli's services after all - I was able to fix the problem - but give him a thank you skritch for me!

21 Jun 2012 09:39 PM
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professional_vampire    [TotalFark]  
I think Cracker Jack designed this map...

encrypted-tbn1.google.com

21 Jun 2012 09:41 PM
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akimbotoo    [TotalFark]  
Yay! Caturday!

21 Jun 2012 09:48 PM
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laulaja    [TotalFark]  
i.imgur.com
What akimbotoo said, also done by John Buck 41 on flickr in the Ago.
Got home early from Harmony Festival, but don;'t expect to tomorrow or the real Caturday.
Also need to save before hitting Add Comment 1st time, as I keep timing oot.

21 Jun 2012 09:58 PM
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Bathia_Mapes    [TotalFark]  
crossfitzone.ca

21 Jun 2012 10:16 PM
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Sickapie    [TotalFark]  
dl.dropbox.com

21 Jun 2012 10:25 PM
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Sickapie    [TotalFark]  
dl.dropbox.com

21 Jun 2012 10:32 PM
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laulaja    [TotalFark]  
Votey votey votey in favour, Fang Q who have!
i.imgur.com
Due credit to Timid Goddess. Good night, & good night FM.
Already up way past beddy bye time for rising time tomorrow, when I may not
make it in before we need to get mobile Northward to Miami U.

21 Jun 2012 10:41 PM
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professional_vampire    [TotalFark]  
Bedtime for me - I'm so tired I can barely keep my eyes open. See you guys tomorrow.

encrypted-tbn2.google.com

21 Jun 2012 10:44 PM
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valnt9    [TotalFark]  
Bathia_Mapes (((waves)))
"hi!"

21 Jun 2012 10:51 PM
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genebone697     
Thank you anony-mouse! (Akimbotoo is that you?)
I can finally post on Purrsday!

To celebrate--here is Mom's ninja kitty Miss Molly.
fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net
black kitty/white blankie

And another
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I woke her up. She was not happy.

21 Jun 2012 11:08 PM
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genebone697     
Penny demands equal time! Here she is watching bird TV a few weeks ago

sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net

21 Jun 2012 11:14 PM
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Bathia_Mapes    [TotalFark]  
valnt9: Bathia_Mapes (((waves)))
"hi!"


(((waves back)))

Howdy! :-)

21 Jun 2012 11:42 PM
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sherpa18    [TotalFark]  

Welcome to Caturday, everbuddy!

/ here's hoping i will be able to participate a bit more than i was able to in the last few weeks....

i415.photobucket.com

21 Jun 2012 11:46 PM
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valnt9    [TotalFark]  
sherpa18: Welcome to Caturday, everbuddy!

/ here's hoping i will be able to participate a bit more than i was able to in the last few weeks....

[i415.photobucket.com image 640x480]


you tell 'em Sherpa!
give 'em hell!

21 Jun 2012 11:49 PM
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sherpa18    [TotalFark]  
/ so i finally get to participate, and ... i end up screwing up the first caption i post :o(

i415.photobucket.com


/ *sigh*

21 Jun 2012 11:57 PM
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lajimi    [TotalFark]  
i236.photobucket.com

22 Jun 2012 12:31 AM
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akimbotoo    [TotalFark]  
genebone697: Thank you anony-mouse! (Akimbotoo is that you?)
I can finally post on Purrsday!

To celebrate--here is Mom's ninja kitty Miss Molly.
[fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net image 640x480]
black kitty/white blankie

And another
[fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net image 640x859]
I woke her up. She was not happy.



Who? Me?

;D Enjoy sweetie!

22 Jun 2012 12:53 AM
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akimbotoo    [TotalFark]  
genebone697: Penny demands equal time! Here she is watching bird TV a few weeks ago

[sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net image 640x853]




Awww! Miss Molly and Penny are beautiful!

22 Jun 2012 12:55 AM
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quantum_jellyroll    [TotalFark]  
sherpa18:
Welcome to Caturday, everbuddy!

/ here's hoping i will be able to participate a bit more than i was able to in the last few weeks....


Let's just call it what it is, "Death by A Thousand Outages"...

reneau.smugmug.com

22 Jun 2012 01:09 AM
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Richard Saunders     
Cool ...

A cat with a job.

Probably enjoys it, without complaint.

Not an "occupier."

/stupid people-я-stupid

22 Jun 2012 01:17 AM
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lajimi    [TotalFark]  
i236.photobucket.com

22 Jun 2012 01:43 AM
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Ghastly    [TotalFark]  
Why the hell does my Power Ranger action figure have lipstick smudges on the packaging?

22 Jun 2012 03:22 AM
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spinach gunk    [TotalFark]  
Ghastly: Why the hell does my Power Ranger action figure have lipstick smudges on the packaging?

Someone must have thought it looked like a cat's anus.

22 Jun 2012 03:40 AM
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Slaxl     
A cat security guard? I guess I know what warehouse to get my christmas presents from then...

22 Jun 2012 05:37 AM
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tigerose    [TotalFark]  
Good Meowning! I am awake, but Eli the Bitey is still asleep on the bed. He's all stretched out like a weeks wash! But you know if I go get my camera, he'll come trotting down stairs!

22 Jun 2012 06:35 AM
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maynerdkitty    [TotalFark]  
tigerose: Good Meowning! I am awake, but Eli the Bitey is still asleep on the bed. He's all stretched out like a weeks wash! But you know if I go get my camera, he'll come trotting down stairs!

Tommy is so easy, when I tried to make my bed yesterday Tommy was on it so I decided to play with him a bit. He just stays where I put him! I thought he was so goofy that I went to get the camera and he was still there waiting for me. Silly boy!

farm9.staticflickr.com

22 Jun 2012 07:22 AM
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lajimi    [TotalFark]  
i236.photobucket.com

22 Jun 2012 07:38 AM
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laulaja    [TotalFark]  
Lucky landing, shoulda got to be #33 in this C'day!
33 is a women's amateur radio term conveying cordiality & gd wishes.
But timed out again, as well as grouse re pic non function.
No pic, again, but They don't say They're down for maintenance again. They Say pix are too big (tried 2, which have both worked there before).
Won't be back from Harmony fest til really late, but do wanna wish all y'all a Good Meowning & thank lajimi for the purr-a-medic, which goes shortly to a chorusmate who is one & whose life's run by cats.

22 Jun 2012 07:57 AM
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the_scanman     
i41.photobucket.com
Wake me when it's Caturday

22 Jun 2012 08:18 AM
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James72    [TotalFark]  
Found on the internet...

farm9.staticflickr.com

22 Jun 2012 09:33 AM
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catmandu    [TotalFark]  
We had several really hot days this week. This is how Mika enjoys the sun when it is too hot to sit directly in it:

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i283.photobucket.com

22 Jun 2012 09:55 AM
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catmandu    [TotalFark]  
I will be mostly gone from Caturday this week. My brother and niece are visiting from Massachusetts so I will be with them at my Mom's. Here is Genevieve and Mandu from a visit a couple of years ago:



i283.photobucket.com

22 Jun 2012 10:00 AM
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maynerdkitty    [TotalFark]  
genebone697: Penny demands equal time! Here she is watching bird TV a few weeks ago

[sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net image 640x853]


I caught Li-Ion watching bird TV, this channel sometimes shows squirrels too.
farm9.staticflickr.com

22 Jun 2012 11:21 AM
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yobbery    [TotalFark]  
Happy Caturday!!!
It's lunchtime in Mordor. Just taking a break before I get back to shoveling coal (...and several meetings about shoveling coal)
i211.photobucket.com

22 Jun 2012 12:04 PM
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The My Little Pony Killer     
James72: Found on the internet...

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 640x256]


The toilet paper is hanging dangerously low in that last panel...

22 Jun 2012 12:42 PM
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tigerose    [TotalFark]  
maynerdkitty: tigerose: Good Meowning! I am awake, but Eli the Bitey is still asleep on the bed. He's all stretched out like a weeks wash! But you know if I go get my camera, he'll come trotting down stairs!

Tommy is so easy, when I tried to make my bed yesterday Tommy was on it so I decided to play with him a bit. He just stays where I put him! I thought he was so goofy that I went to get the camera and he was still there waiting for me. Silly boy!

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 500x375]


Now that is one very captionable picture. You should post it again, sans text...I am going to have to figure out how to caption...one of these days in all my spare...oh hell, there goes the timer!

22 Jun 2012 01:17 PM
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yobbery    [TotalFark]  
This is awesome! Credit goes to Alan Becker (www.alanbecker.net)

"These photos require crossing your eyes! Basically your right eye is going to see the left image and the left eye is going to see the right image. It can be very tricky at first, you can first focus on being able to cross your eyes, then on changing the distance between the two images, then on matching up the two images and focusing. It's worth it."
i211.photobucket.com

22 Jun 2012 01:32 PM
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tigerose    [TotalFark]  
yobbery: This is awesome! Credit goes to Alan Becker (www.alanbecker.net)

"These photos require crossing your eyes! Basically your right eye is going to see the left image and the left eye is going to see the right image. It can be very tricky at first, you can first focus on being able to cross your eyes, then on changing the distance between the two images, then on matching up the two images and focusing. It's worth it."
[i211.photobucket.com image 640x237]


Meh, I don't have stereoscopic vision anyway...I'm like Leela trying to see a 3d movie! :)

22 Jun 2012 01:37 PM
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mousiebelle    [TotalFark]  
While at PetSmart yesterday, we saw a girl kitteh that looked almost exactly like our Lars! She was a bit smaller, had a slightly different shape to her head & was missing the triangle on her nose... but other than that.... the stripes were exactly the same! She was pretty. Didn't think about taking a pic until after we'd left the store. I might not be around much... the guy is home for the first time in a while and I'm enjoying every minute!

farm5.staticflickr.com

22 Jun 2012 01:40 PM
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lajimi    [TotalFark]  
i236.photobucket.com

22 Jun 2012 02:32 PM
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syzygy whizz    [TotalFark]  
Hello everybodeee!

 ^-^
='.'=

Finally! Kept trying to bring up the FARK website but all I got was 'Program not responding'. Grrrrr....this was the only site giving me trouble.
Ran the crap cleaner and that seems to have done the trick....we can haz Caturday!

Managed to corral D'Artagnan at last and get him into see the Sainted Vet yesterday...
on absolutely NO notice I might add...
"Hello Sainted Vet? I've finally GOT D'Artagnan...s'OK if I bring him in?"

Poor D'Artagnan had been in at least one fight...quite a few small scabs can be felt under his surprisingly soft glossy fur. He definitely got clocked a substantial blow in front of his left ear.
It's swollen, reddish and scratched...looks painful, poor boy.

Sainted Vet asked how was he at taking pills, since he was going to need some antibiotics.
D'Artagnan is really quite cooperative if I need to do stuff to him like this, so it wasn't so much getting the pills down his furry little throat twice a day as it was a case of said throat not being THERE on a dependable basis.

So we go to Plan B.) D'Artagnan received a rather pricey injection ($40) which 'lasts' for about 2 weeks.
I don't grudge the expenditure...just feel fortunate I had the $$$.

Asked the Sainted Vet if he would check D'Artagnan's anal glands...this was the problem when my normally laid-back, sweet-tempered Wimsicle-boy got mean, cranky and started picking fights with the other cats. Admit I was grabbing at straws here...trying to figure out WHY my merry, sociable D'Artagnan had become such a grumpy, unhappy cat.

Thing was, every time Wimsey mixed it up with another cat there was this SMELL...bitter, acrid...and strong enough for me to catch a whiff of it from my next-to-next-door neighbor's yard. D'Artagnan was exhibiting no such stink...but damn if his glands weren't clogged up just the same! Well, that's quickly (albeit messily and uncomfortably) resolved...

I was so proud of the boy...even during this most uncomfortable procedure the worst he did was growl a bit...no struggling or trying to bite/claw/savage the Sainted Vet.

D'Artagnan has been gracing us with his company since last night...sacked out in 'his' rocker-recliner chair. He has also been exibiting 'attention/affection-seeking behavior' (read "Pet me scritch me cuddle me NAOW")... which he hasn't done for a while...and is kind of problematic at the moment. During those fights he was in, he took a few smacks to the top of his big, beautiful regal head and it's SORE.
Poor baby, he so wants petted...but it hurts.
Fortunately, his chin, jaw, and lean furry tummy are unscathed, so he can receive chin-scritches and tummy-rubs without discomfort.
He responds with his big creaky purr (which I have missed very much) and kisses from his raspberry-sandpaper tongue.

I want to thank you guys for the ears (or would it be eyes here?) to bend and the support and the suggestions...it is appreciated very much!

22 Jun 2012 02:47 PM
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professional_vampire    [TotalFark]  
syzygy whizz - so glad D'Artagnan is feeling better and being loveable again! Hope his ouchies heal quickly!

*very gentle skritches* to D'Artagnan.

22 Jun 2012 03:04 PM
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Metalupis    [TotalFark]  
farm9.staticflickr.com

should be illegal to look this comfortable

22 Jun 2012 03:06 PM
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tigerose    [TotalFark]  
syzygy whizz so glad teh kitteh is feeling better. Poor guy must have been miserable with his glands impacted. Try some fiber in his diet. It helped my Mom's cat...OMG that cat could stink up a room! :) Loved him anyway!

Very gently chin scritch to him, big warm hug to you my dear. We are always available with eye/ear. You have only to type...

22 Jun 2012 03:31 PM
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