The most unusual thing about this clip is not the catch, but rather that a Padre hit a line drive.

I've got some balls she can shag.

Smoking hot, pedomitter? More like cute. Cute, in a little girl flat chested way.

jaylectricity: flat chested

that was going to be my point.

jaylectricity: Smoking hot, pedomitter? More like cute. Cute, in a little girl flat chested way.

Well, I've come to expect some nasty, acne-scarred, fat teacher shagging a 15 year old when I see "smoking hot" on Fark, so this was a pleasant surprise.

I would certainly be inclined to allow her to have my "balls" in her hands, if you see what I'm getting at, nudge, wink.

(What I mean is, I think it might feel kinda nice if she were to fondle my testicles. That's what I was talking about, there. The idea of an attractive woman manually stimulating my genitals is one that appeals to me, in case you didn't catch the innuendo. Just wanted to clear that up.)

MaxxLarge: I would certainly be inclined to allow her to have my "balls" in her hands, if you see what I'm getting at, nudge, wink.

(What I mean is, I think it might feel kinda nice if she were to fondle my testicles. That's what I was talking about, there. The idea of an attractive woman manually stimulating my genitals is one that appeals to me, in case you didn't catch the innuendo. Just wanted to clear that up.)

slayer199: I've got some balls she can shag.

Diet coke came out my nose

I'd like to bunt down her third base line.

She's only a 6 on the SoCal scale.

The sports commentators crack me up.



"Whoa! Look at that ... that *girl* caught the ball! Hrn hrn! Lisa! Good catch, Lisa!"

"Hrn hrn Hrn! Hubba hubba! She *saved* those people! Texas folks. She's unbiased, that Lisa. Saving people, catching baseballs. "

"She's a damn hero, man. I mean just...did you see that? She caught the ball! A girl caught the ball! Lisa! Lisa the Hero. Saving fans."

"Hrn hrn hrn."

"Let's watch that a third time, now from a different angle... whoa! That... woman(?) in red would have been splattered. Just splattered."

" ...*drool*... Leeeesaaaah...."

"I mean, you expect to see some awesome things in baseball, but wow! A girl caught a baseball! Just reached out with a mitt and caught the ball. I'm hard right now."

"LEEEEEEESSAAAAAAAH!"

can she do this?

pops

/couldnt watch this video
//mlb.com had some weird blocker on it

"Man if she didn't catch that ball the girl in the red shirt would of maybe caught one right in the soup coolers"

lol ... 'soup coolers' ... im sure that commentator uses that line on his wife "hey open up hunny .. your going to catch this one right in the soup coolers"

The Flexecutioner: can she do this?

that's cool. even though it's fake, it still looks cool.

jaylectricity: Smoking hot, pedomitter? More like cute. Cute, in a little girl flat chested way.

cue studman.gif.

she could have save someone's skull or a trip to the ER!
great catch!

Nice snatch....Great catch too....

I dated a chick whom was a soft ball pitcher in college, and not the lob kind, the fast pitch kind. I don't know, there's something nice about going to the park and playing catch with your gf. And also being able to put some heat on the ball when I toss it to her.
/Read that however you wish

Aracnix: The sports commentators crack me up.



"Whoa! Look at that ... that *girl* caught the ball! Hrn hrn! Lisa! Good catch, Lisa!"

"Hrn hrn Hrn! Hubba hubba! She *saved* those people! Texas folks. She's unbiased, that Lisa. Saving people, catching baseballs. "

"She's a damn hero, man. I mean just...did you see that? She caught the ball! A girl caught the ball! Lisa! Lisa the Hero. Saving fans."

"Hrn hrn hrn."

"Let's watch that a third time, now from a different angle... whoa! That... woman(?) in red would have been splattered. Just splattered."

" ...*drool*... Leeeesaaaah...."

"I mean, you expect to see some awesome things in baseball, but wow! A girl caught a baseball! Just reached out with a mitt and caught the ball. I'm hard right now."

"LEEEEEEESSAAAAAAAH!"

The Texas broadcasters commented that she'd made another nice grab earlier in the game. Basically, it was a great excuse for a few extra camera shots of her.

LeroyBourne: I dated a chick whom was a soft ball pitcher in college, and not the lob kind, the fast pitch kind. I don't know, there's something nice about going to the park and playing catch with your gf. And also being able to put some heat on the ball when I toss it to her.
/Read that however you wish

Softball girls get this reaction from me:

LeroyBourne: I dated a chick whom was a soft ball pitcher in college, and not the lob kind, the fast pitch kind. I don't know, there's something nice about going to the park and playing catch with your gf. And also being able to put some heat on the ball when I toss it to her.
/Read that however you wish

the downside, she's gay.

/i kid. i kid.

LeroyBourne: I dated a chick whom was a soft ball pitcher in college, and not the lob kind, the fast pitch kind. I don't know, there's something nice about going to the park and playing catch with your gf. And also being able to put some heat on the ball when I toss it to her.
/Read that however you wish

You sick f*ck. There should be laws against that.

I bet she was even more attractive about 5 years ago. She is a little past her prime.

MaxxLarge: (What I mean is, I think it might feel kinda nice if she were to fondle my testicles. That's what I was talking about, there. The idea of an attractive woman manually stimulating my genitals is one that appeals to me, in case you didn't catch the innuendo. Just wanted to clear that up.)

Thank God for footnotes. It makes the dementia more clear to all.

A Fark Handle: The Flexecutioner: can she do this?

that's cool. even though it's fake, it still looks cool.

i thought it was well done.

/wish the mlb video was on youtube so i could watch it
//still havent seen all the hubbub

slayer199: I've got some balls she can shag.

With a glove?

devilEther: I bet she was even more attractive about 5 years ago. She is a little past her prime.

The SoCal sun will do that to your skin. She looks 41 but she's only 15.

Did I hear "soup coolers"? wth?

I would consider going to a game if they started her in right field.

The Flexecutioner: can she do this?

pops

/couldnt watch this video
//mlb.com had some weird blocker on it

I'd catch her balls. I mean, she could shag me with a glove. Er, I'd get all up in her foul territory. Crap. Uh, I. Would. Like. To. Put. My. Vagina. In. Her. Penis. Dangit. I'm no good at this you guys.

INeedAName: I'd catch her balls. I mean, she could shag me with a glove. Er, I'd get all up in her foul territory. Crap. Uh, I. Would. Like. To. Put. My. Vagina. In. Her. Penis. Dangit. I'm no good at this you guys.

Start with an easy one about the importance of keeping the outfield trimmed.

Odd Bird: Did I hear "soup coolers"? wth?

You did, and after some consideration I believe he meant "lips," as in "those things you'd purse together to blow on soup for cooling." I really wanted it to mean breasts, but he meant mouth. What an odd euphemism!

Odd Bird: Did I hear "soup coolers"? wth?

probably less offensive than "cock suckers"

factoryconnection: Odd Bird: Did I hear "soup coolers"? wth?

You did, and after some consideration I believe he meant "lips," as in "those things you'd purse together to blow on soup for cooling." I really wanted it to mean breasts, but he meant mouth. What an odd euphemism!

I accept that.

Going to the game tonight and I'll look her up.

/ifyaknowwhatimean

Okay, broadcasters, you're on 11, maybe even 12. We need you on no more than say, 6 for that play.

bikerbob59: slayer199: I've got some balls she can shag.

With a glove?

Kinda kinky, but sure...so long as I make it to home plate.

Hubba hubba!

GIS for catch of the day.


/hubba hubba

Odd Bird: factoryconnection: Odd Bird: Did I hear "soup coolers"? wth?

You did, and after some consideration I believe he meant "lips," as in "those things you'd purse together to blow on soup for cooling." I really wanted it to mean breasts, but he meant mouth. What an odd euphemism!

I accept that.

Probably from the same era as 'cookie duster'

The Flexecutioner: can she do this?

pops

/couldnt watch this video
//mlb.com had some weird blocker on it

Okay, god damn, that was impressive. I like how she showed up the left fielder afterwards.

jekostas: The Flexecutioner: can she do this?

pops

/couldnt watch this video
//mlb.com had some weird blocker on it

Okay, god damn, that was impressive. I like how she showed up the left fielder afterwards.

Yes, yes it was impressive fakery.

jekostas: The Flexecutioner: can she do this?

pops

/couldnt watch this video
//mlb.com had some weird blocker on it

Okay, god damn, that was impressive. I like how she showed up the left fielder afterwards.

Wasn't that some unreleased commercial ad?

Aracnix: The sports commentators crack me up.



"Whoa! Look at that ... that *girl* caught the ball! Hrn hrn! Lisa! Good catch, Lisa!"

"Hrn hrn Hrn! Hubba hubba! She *saved* those people! Texas folks. She's unbiased, that Lisa. Saving people, catching baseballs. "

"She's a damn hero, man. I mean just...did you see that? She caught the ball! A girl caught the ball! Lisa! Lisa the Hero. Saving fans."

"Hrn hrn hrn."

"Let's watch that a third time, now from a different angle... whoa! That... woman(?) in red would have been splattered. Just splattered."

" ...*drool*... Leeeesaaaah...."

"I mean, you expect to see some awesome things in baseball, but wow! A girl caught a baseball! Just reached out with a mitt and caught the ball. I'm hard right now."

"LEEEEEEESSAAAAAAAH!"

I came here to ask "is that what Rangers fans have to put up with EVERY game?!?"

Also, I'd pop her fly and turn two in her vagina, if you catch my drift, and then I'd balk in a run all over her infield, *wink wink*, and then I'd pound her strikezone with a hard slider, *nudge nudge*, and finally I'd hit a walk off grand slam right into her bullpen, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.

Yay!!! Padre thread!!!

jaylectricity: Smoking hot, pedomitter? More like cute. Cute, in a little girl flat chested way.

She's not great, but I'd hit her in a pinch.

jboogee: jekostas: The Flexecutioner: can she do this?

pops

/couldnt watch this video
//mlb.com had some weird blocker on it

Okay, god damn, that was impressive. I like how she showed up the left fielder afterwards.

Wasn't that some unreleased commercial ad?

Something like that. It's fake. Obviously.

/Got annoyed when about 10 of my friends who knew I liked baseball all went "OMG you have to see this it's the best play ever"

ManateeGag: jaylectricity: flat chested

that was going to be my point.

kinda hard to tell from the outfit. she may not be too bad in that department if she wasn't wearing an oversized jersey.