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   Josh Hamilton's life to be made into a movie. Possible titles include "Beer League", "How I Killed your Father", and "Behind Blue Eyes"

22 Jun 2012 01:09 PM   |   484 clicks   |   ESPN
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FishyFred     
Beer League?

i46.tinypic.com

Now coming to bat is Artie DeVanzo. Last season was a fine one for DeVanzo, we all know that. He batted .420 with 45 RBIs. He enters today's game with a Blood Alcohol Content of .16. For you kids scoring at home, that is an impressive twice the legal limit.

22 Jun 2012 11:39 AM
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germ78     
I prefer the title 'How my freak week ruined my hitting groove'.

/since May 14, he'shiat 29/115 (.252) with 4 HRs 20 RBI 12 BBs and 28 Ks
//right around the same time the rest of my fantasy squadron'shiatting fell off the map

22 Jun 2012 01:04 PM
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germ78     
germ78: I prefer the title 'How my freak week ruined my hitting groove'.

/since May 14, he'shiat 29/115 (.252) with 4 HRs 20 RBI 12 BBs and 28 Ks
//right around the same time the rest of my fantasy squadron'shiatting fell off the map


Indeed, since May 14 he's been shiat compared to earlier in the season.

/silly filter

22 Jun 2012 01:07 PM
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Arkanaut     
Too soon! Too soon!

22 Jun 2012 01:11 PM
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Contrabulous Flabtraption    [TotalFark]  
"How I Killed your Father"

Ouch, that's cold-blooded, subby.

22 Jun 2012 01:22 PM
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Mr. Parker     
FishyFred: Beer League?



Now coming to bat is Artie DeVanzo. Last season was a fine one for DeVanzo, we all know that. He batted .420 with 45 RBIs. He enters today's game with a Blood Alcohol Content of .16. For you kids scoring at home, that is an impressive twice the legal limit.


Very funny under rated movie.

I also laughed at the "how I killed your father" tasteless yet hilarious.

22 Jun 2012 01:26 PM
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Orgasmatron138     
How about "The Josh Hamiblin Story"

22 Jun 2012 01:28 PM
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Treygreen13    [TotalFark]  
"Sherlock's Home"

22 Jun 2012 01:29 PM
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Di Atribe    [TotalFark]  
I don't understand how you can write a story about a story that's still being told. Why would you write a movie about the guy before his walk off grand slam to win the World Series? That's just silly.

And for those of you who are Rangers fans, you might find this twitter feed amusing.

Grubes & his twitters cast the Josh Hamilton movie

22 Jun 2012 02:14 PM
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TXEric     
Di Atribe: I don't understand how you can write a story about a story that's still being told. Why would you write a movie about the guy before his walk off grand slam to win the World Series? That's just silly.

And for those of you who are Rangers fans, you might find this twitter feed amusing.

Grubes & his twitters cast the Josh Hamilton movie


Heh. Followed through that one when I got up this morning.
Gotta love Shoopy!

/I miss him so...

22 Jun 2012 02:33 PM
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Di Atribe    [TotalFark]  
TXEric: Heh. Followed through that one when I got up this morning.
Gotta love Shoopy!

/I miss him so...


He's never far away if you've got him on the tweeters! Diamond Tweet is good times.

22 Jun 2012 02:38 PM
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Benjamin Stone     
So who's playing David Freese?

22 Jun 2012 02:59 PM
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Uncle Pooky     
Benjamin Stone: So who's playing David Freese?

You f*cker.

22 Jun 2012 03:07 PM
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TXEric     
Di Atribe: TXEric: Heh. Followed through that one when I got up this morning.
Gotta love Shoopy!

/I miss him so...

He's never far away if you've got him on the tweeters! Diamond Tweet is good times.


Yes, I look forward to following him each and every game now.
Unless he gets a time out for pounding their bandwidth.

22 Jun 2012 03:25 PM
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Di Atribe    [TotalFark]  
Benjamin Stone: So who's playing David Freese?

Alan Rickman. He's good at villains.

F*cker.

22 Jun 2012 03:33 PM
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ongbok    [TotalFark]  
Between the lines.

Swiping the bag.

22 Jun 2012 05:00 PM
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zombiegoat     
I'm an A's fan, and even I thought this headline was wrong.

/didn't stop me from laughing, though
//aisle seat, please

23 Jun 2012 02:55 AM
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jdamaral     
Cole Hauser.

23 Jun 2012 03:43 AM
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