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   Man lost over $400k using "lunar cycles and gravitational pull" to make investment decisions; then resorted to the astrologically tried and true Ponzi scheme to get that money back for investors

22 Jun 2012 01:08 PM   |   681 clicks   |   Broward/Palm Beach New Times
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Satanic_Hamster    [TotalFark]  
Obviously, he didn't account for the gravitational pull from the Sun. Can't just use only the moon.

22 Jun 2012 01:49 PM
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Satanic_Hamster    [TotalFark]  
So.... This gets approved with not a single post. No one cares enough to post in it. But Syria shooting down a Turkish air force F-4 can't get greenlit?

Thanks, Obama.

22 Jun 2012 02:05 PM
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meow said the dog    [TotalFark]  
Satanic_Hamster: So.... This gets approved with not a single post. No one cares enough to post in it. But Syria shooting down a Turkish air force F-4 can't get greenlit?

Thanks, Obama.


You seem to be the bitter individual. Perhaps I can do the astrological reading for you?

22 Jun 2012 03:45 PM
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Satanic_Hamster    [TotalFark]  
meow said the dog: Satanic_Hamster: So.... This gets approved with not a single post. No one cares enough to post in it. But Syria shooting down a Turkish air force F-4 can't get greenlit?

Thanks, Obama.

You seem to be the bitter individual. Perhaps I can do the astrological reading for you?


You know damn well that I loathe and despise you. If anyone at a bar ever confided with me that they were the poster meow said the dog, I wouldn't stop punching that person in the dick for at least seven minutes.

So since no one cares about Syria downing a Nato jet OR about this stupid ponzi scheme, I'm declaring this thread ponies.

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22 Jun 2012 03:58 PM
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Satanic_Hamster    [TotalFark]  
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22 Jun 2012 04:06 PM
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wutchamacallem     
Satanic_Hamster: You know damn well that I loathe and despise you. If anyone at a bar ever confided with me that they were the poster meow said the dog, I wouldn't stop punching that person in the dick for at least seven minutes.

You sound long oil.

22 Jun 2012 04:08 PM
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Satanic_Hamster    [TotalFark]  
wutchamacallem: Satanic_Hamster: You know damn well that I loathe and despise you. If anyone at a bar ever confided with me that they were the poster meow said the dog, I wouldn't stop punching that person in the dick for at least seven minutes.

You sound long oil.


You should ask your mom how long my oil is. Wait, what?

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22 Jun 2012 04:12 PM
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Satanic_Hamster    [TotalFark]  
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22 Jun 2012 04:49 PM
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Satanic_Hamster    [TotalFark]  
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22 Jun 2012 05:31 PM
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Delawheredad    [TotalFark]  
In the final analysis however, his advice was no stupider than what Glenn Beck tells his deluded followers every day.

22 Jun 2012 05:37 PM
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Satanic_Hamster    [TotalFark]  
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22 Jun 2012 05:43 PM
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catonacid     
He should of used sea turtle migration patterns, much, much more accurate. What an amateur.

22 Jun 2012 10:05 PM
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DrPainMD    [TotalFark]  
Satanic_Hamster: meow said the dog: Satanic_Hamster: So.... This gets approved with not a single post. No one cares enough to post in it. But Syria shooting down a Turkish air force F-4 can't get greenlit?

Thanks, Obama.

You seem to be the bitter individual. Perhaps I can do the astrological reading for you?

You know damn well that I loathe and despise you. If anyone at a bar ever confided with me that they were the poster meow said the dog, I wouldn't stop punching that person in the dick for at least seven minutes.


You really are obsessed with dicks, aren't you?

So since no one cares about Syria downing a Nato jet OR about this stupid ponzi scheme, I'm declaring this thread ponies.

Why should anybody care about Syria downing a Turkish jet? It's none of our business.

22 Jun 2012 10:48 PM
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limeyfellow     
Satanic_Hamster: So.... This gets approved with not a single post. No one cares enough to post in it. But Syria shooting down a Turkish air force F-4 can't get greenlit?

Thanks, Obama.


Damn, now Obama is commanding Syria to fire on Turkish forces. Does this man know no bounds? Isn't it bad enough the got the White House to approve of Fast and Furious in 2006 and gave Delilah hair cutting lessons?

The man is sheer evil.

23 Jun 2012 05:46 PM
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Satanic_Hamster    [TotalFark]  
limeyfellow: Damn, now Obama is commanding Syria to fire on Turkish forces. Does this man know no bounds? Isn't it bad enough the got the White House to approve of Fast and Furious in 2006 and gave Delilah hair cutting lessons?

The man is sheer evil.


I know, right?

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23 Jun 2012 10:55 PM
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JonPace     
I bet you get so much ass

24 Jun 2012 01:50 AM
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