Whar, whar is the Brotherhood?

B*tch is batsh*t crazy.

I'd be angrier with her if I thought she knew anything about the topics of which she speaks.

So I disregard her like the nutty dude with the huge cross who stands on the corner downtown and yells at everyone.

"This has been infantile the way that this President has governed. "

And she would know infantile.

I hope she starts campaigning for Romney more visibly and vocally.

I bet she's not too fond of Mormons.

You know what really pisses her off? Motherfarking phone tariffs.

I think the way she gets her information is she wakes up in the morning, reads absolutely every email she has that starts with "Fwd: fwd: FWD: FWD: fwd: fwd: FWD", utterly believes every piece of information in them, and goes about her day informed by nothing else.

She really is quite an ignorant person for having as much education as she does.

I'm sure the US Parliament will deal with this before high tea.

Any Minnesota Farkers want to tell us why she keeps getting elected?

Isn't there some way to forcibly deport her to Switzerland?

Walker: B*tch is batsh*t crazy.

Ed Finnerty: Isn't there some way to forcibly deport her to Switzerland?

Speaking on behalf of my ancestral homeland and people, fark off.

;-)

dahmers love zombie: I think the way she gets her information is she wakes up in the morning, reads absolutely every email she has that starts with "Fwd: fwd: FWD: FWD: fwd: fwd: FWD", utterly believes every piece of information in them, and goes about her day informed by nothing else.

She really is quite an ignorant person for having as much education as she does.

I'm always a little skeptical of those, unless they say somewhere in the email that "this is true."

/Because nobody on the internet would EVER lie about a thing like that.

Diogenes: Speaking on behalf of my ancestral homeland and people, fark off.

;-)

I can't say I blame you or your ancestors. She's the modern equivalent of small-pox.

unlikely: Any Minnesota Farkers want to tell us why she keeps getting elected?



Gerrymandering. She's #6. Under new district map, she's safer than ever before.

I wish I remembered why I made this

Republicans are going to rue the day they chose Romney over Bachmann.

When Romney loses to Obama, Michelle should go on FOX news, smirk, and say her in Minnesota accent, " See? I toldja so!"

unlikely: Any Minnesota Farkers want to tell us why she keeps getting elected?

The area that she represents is semi-rural, semi-suburban, somewhat more racist than average and populated mainly with well-off conservatives who live in prefab semi-custom suburban colonies that were farmland 20 years ago.

Also, google "Sterns County Syndrome", which goes a fair distance in explaining Bachmann herself.

Obama undercut the Magna Carta by halting deportation of young people!

Obama destabilized the Mayflower Compact by forcing gays into our military!

Obama thwarted the Charter of Privileges by mandating health care for the elderly!

Obama enfeebled the Balfour Declaration by forcing religious organizations to use condoms!

Obama undermined Hammurabi's Code of Laws by lowering interest rates on student loans!

Jackson Herring: I wish I remembered why I made this



No worries. I gave it a new life.

No need to thank me. Just doing my job.

Obama pissed all over the Emancipation Proclamation when he... well, actually he whipped out his cock and literally urinated on it, so nevermind that one...

Obama violated the Code of Hammurabi by trying to close the prison at Guantanamo Bay!

Obama violated the covenant with God when he kicked Moses in the teeth.

DeltaPunch: Obama undermined Hammurabi's Code of Laws by lowering interest rates on student loans!

Damn you. I read to the bottom of the comments (Yours about the Charter of Privelages was the bottom of the page) and had to jump in.

Obama violated the Ten Commandments by ordering the strike team to move against Bin Laden.

Diogenes: Obama violated the covenant with God when he kicked Moses in the teeth.

DOUBLE F*ING DAMMIT. Beaten to the joke twice in 10 minutes.

/I both love and hate Fark right now.

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Diogenes: Obama violated the covenant with God when he kicked Moses in the teeth.

DOUBLE F*ING DAMMIT. Beaten to the joke twice in 10 minutes.

/I both love and hate Fark right now.

Aa. Just view it as a collaborative process :-)

Obama violated the Potsdam Agreement when he rolled over into Michelle's side of the bed :(

Isn't that precious?

/we've missed you honey
//have a corndog on us

Obama violated the North West Ordnance when he said there were 57 states.

*Ordinance. Not an explosive.

I've been looking at this all wrong.

The bizarre ramblings of the guanopsychotic congresswoman are for entertainment purposes only.

right?

Obama undercut the Treaty of Tripoli when he denied being a mussulman.

Somacandra: unlikely: Any Minnesota Farkers want to tell us why she keeps getting elected?

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Gerrymandering. She's #6. Under new district map, she's safer than ever before.

The funny part is that she lives in the 4th district. She's going to have a bit more of a race this year. She has a well-funded competent candidate and for the first time since she was elected there is no "independent" * candidate running. Historically this has siphoned off 5% or so from the Dem candidate in this district.

* funded by GOP.

Diogenes: Ed Finnerty: Isn't there some way to forcibly deport her to Switzerland?

Speaking on behalf of my ancestral homeland and people, fark off.

;-)

Don't worry, she gave up her Swiss citizenship. Marcus could still end up there though...

Obama undercut the Reinheitsgebot when he drank Bud Light at the Beer Summit.

Obama took my Bible autographed by Jesus and drew photorealistic dicks on all the saints.
Marcus Bachmann paid me ten times market value for it.

Obama violated the Organian Peace Treaty when he flew into the neutral zone to rescue the Kobayashi Maru.

Obama undercut the Treaty of Versailles when he left the empty toilet paper roll even though the fresh rolls are RIGHT THERE ON THE SHELF WITHIN REACH, ASSHOLE

Obama violated the free agent clause when he killed al quida's #2 more than once!!!

obama violated microsoft's terms of use agreement when he made the taxpayers the jews for his ovens.

Walker: B*tch is batsh*t crazy.



_/obligatory

Obama broke the rules when he drank my last beer, and took the last piece of pizza. I'm not sure which rule that would be, but I'm sure it's a pretty damned important one.

Obama violated the Laws of Physics when he traveled back in time to plant his birth announcement in that Hawaii newspaper.

Diogenes: I'd be angrier with her if I thought she knew anything about the topics of which she speaks.

So I disregard her like the nutty dude with the huge cross who stands on the corner downtown and yells at everyone.

That dude on the corner isn't on the House Intelligence Committee.

propasaurus: Diogenes: I'd be angrier with her if I thought she knew anything about the topics of which she speaks.

So I disregard her like the nutty dude with the huge cross who stands on the corner downtown and yells at everyone.

That dude on the corner isn't on the House Intelligence Committee.

maybe not, but the house intelligence committee has been keeping a close eye on him with spy satellites and special radio frequencies.

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I wish I remembered why I made this

Here's mine: