AUSTRIA, Subby, not Australia. Crikey.

lol

Lorelle: AUSTRIA, Subby, not Australia. Crikey.

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Lorelle: AUSTRIA, Subby, not Australia. Crikey.

hehe, woosh

FTFA: A GROOM really crossed the line when he was caught having sex with a waitress at his very own wedding reception.

Wait a minute... Didn't I see this in a movie?

(* boom-chicka-wow-wow! *)

Sounds like SOMEBODY split the Beer atom...

FTA: "A GROOM really crossed the line when he was caught having sex with a waitress at his very own wedding reception."

I wondered what he did at his stag party?

Well at least he wasn't rooting a wallaby or sticking his thumb up a croc's butthole, right mate?

That was pretty good, but I prefer the episode where the guy was caught pooching the dog in front of his lover and the vicar at the same time.

And really Submitter, it could have been worse. It is Australia after all.

unlikely: Sounds like SOMEBODY split the Beer atom...

It's called an open bar

it must be all those stupid little sausages.

SwiftFox: unlikely: Sounds like SOMEBODY split the Beer atom...

It's called an open bar

I went to a wedding once, had an open bar for I think 3 hours before the food.

I broke up one fight and had to drive another guest to his hotel before the actual wedding.

Then they put another shrimp on the barbie. Or wieneschnitzal. Whatever.

You know who else came from the land down under?

FTA: Although the bride now wants a divorce, the Austrian Times is reporting that she'll have to wait six months to split in accordance with Austrian law.

Ah, legislating morality. Always a tremendous idea.

That is just downright tacky but at least the bride found out what he was like early in the marriage.

/Muriel's wedding

He's lucky he pulled the trigger on in when he did. Six months is a cheap sentence from the perspective of decades of marriage.

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FTA: "Although the bride now wants a divorce, the Austrian Times is reporting that she'll have to wait six months to split in accordance with Austrian law."


That's gonna be a long farking six months for this asshat, she is gonna torture his sorry butt.

/and he deserves it the little twat, never heard of "on the d/l"?

Perhaps an Australian posting a link to an Australian website has something to do with the crikey reference.

My bad. I forgot that the US is the center of the universe. Australia is some place 6,345 miles West of L.A.

david_gaithersburg: Perhaps an Australian posting a link to an Australian website has something to do with the crikey reference.

My bad. I forgot that the US is the center of the universe. Australia is some place 6,345 miles West of L.A.

Austria.

Rufus Lee King


Nice, young ones reference

What was his fark handle? He has to be on here.

gja: FTA: "Although the bride now wants a divorce, the Austrian Times is reporting that she'll have to wait six months to split in accordance with Austrian law."


That's gonna be a long farking six months for this asshat, she is gonna torture his sorry butt.

/and he deserves it the little twat, never heard of "on the d/l"?

I doubt she'll have much of a chance to torture him, except in the divorce proceedings. They probably won't want to come withing ten miles of each other for a long time. Her because she's pissed off at him, him because he knows if he falls asleep around her she'll go Lorena Bobbitt on him.

Yes, but was she hot??

_/hot

Don't they usually have lots of photogs at weddings??? I think there should be some pictures of this event....:)

C'mon,cut the groom some slack. At least they didn't catch him with a roo.

david_gaithersburg: Perhaps an Australian posting a link to an Australian website has something to do with the crikey reference.

My bad. I forgot that the US is the center of the universe. Australia is some place 6,345 miles West of L.A.

This is Fark. Small jokes are placed everywhere where ever possible, even if they've been used thousands of times before. If anything happens in Austria, someone throws in a crikey or a kangaroo or something silly. If it's the country of Georgia, someone will make a reference to the state. If it's a hooker, or something really big, smelly, or available to all, they'll say something about your mom.

And that's why we love it here.

david_gaithersburg: Perhaps an Australian posting a link to an Australian website has something to do with the crikey reference.

My bad. I forgot that the US is the center of the universe. Australia is some place 6,345 miles West of L.A.

The fark are you on about? That don't make a lick of sense broheim.

Theres a state called Georgia?

neongoats: david_gaithersburg: Perhaps an Australian posting a link to an Australian website has something to do with the crikey reference.

My bad. I forgot that the US is the center of the universe. Australia is some place 6,345 miles West of L.A.

Austria.

Another whoosh. That IS an Australian website.

Bigdogdaddy: What was his fark handle? He has to be on here.

Bruce?

/No pooftahs!

I remember reading a thing from Anthony Bourdain saying that at one of his earliest food jobs he watched a groom plow a bridesmaid or someone like that out behind the place during the wedding reception.

The official illustration for this from one Austrian newspaper:



This news has to be from the divorce proceedings, as according to other sources, the groom-to-be quit his job to avoid paying alimony and is already married again - to the waitress.

Does Arnold have a good alilbi?

I'm actually curious about the details here. I mean, was he tapping this woman already and had the bad judgement to use the caterer that employed her for the wedding? Or did he see her at the reception and say "I've got to get me some of that!" And what is the waitress' part in all this? What drives a woman, regardless of what sort of relationship they'd had before, to have sex with a groom _at his wedding_. Did she hate the bride or something?

Lorelle: AUSTRIA, Subby, not Australia. Crikey.

Now I'm wondering what it would sound like if Arnie S. said "crikey"

tarnok: I'm actually curious about the details here. I mean, was he tapping this woman already and had the bad judgement to use the caterer that employed her for the wedding? Or did he see her at the reception and say "I've got to get me some of that!" And what is the waitress' part in all this? What drives a woman, regardless of what sort of relationship they'd had before, to have sex with a groom _at his wedding_. Did she hate the bride or something?


It was the tux. Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.

Was it this guy?

Golf clap for Subby!

IRTFA:
Isn't marriage sacred or something? That's what all those anti gay marriage people tell me.

Gleeman: Golf clap for Subby!

IRTFA:
Isn't marriage sacred or something? That's what all those anti gay marriage people tell me.

Sperm are sacred. Marriage is a tax shelter.

werfen ein weiteres Garnelen auf den Grill

DENNY CRANE

AbbeySomeone: That is just downright tacky but at least the bride found out what he was like early in the marriage.

/Muriel's wedding

In all likelihood she knew exactly what she was like, but expected to be able to change him after the wedding.

WhippingBoy: AbbeySomeone: That is just downright tacky but at least the bride found out what he was like early in the marriage.

/Muriel's wedding

In all likelihood she knew exactly what she was like, but expected to be able to change him after the wedding.

Fail... what HE was like...

See what you gay people have done? You've destroyed the sanctity of marriage.

I actually know a woman who did this. She cheated on her husband AT her wedding. No one knew about it. (well, except the other dude).

And don't mistake this for some young chickie I happen to know. It's a friends mother. And she's like 75 now. So this happened well over 50 years ago.

I didn't think things like that happened back in those days...

Maybe the groom has hearing loss and when the bride told him that he absolutely must have one of the cream-filled tortes from the kitchen, he thought she said tarts.