So you have thousands of dollars and tons of drugs in the car, do you:
a) let the moran with the expired license drive?
b) let the same moran speed?
c) none of the above?

How else are the centipedes going to tolerate the smell?

Why the long face?

You've never ate Oxycontin out of a stripper's.... ah, forget it...

That's the ONLY way I'd go down on her.

A search the vehicle produced 78 amphetamine pills in an oxycodone bottle. A second bottle contained amphetamines and two different kinds of oxycodones, as well as three unopened suboxone packages and $6,615 in currency.

she confessed to a detective she had more oxycodone hidden within her genitals. She removed them and gave them to the detective. They consisted of B.C. package containing six small and one large oxycodone pills.

With all that other stuff in the car, gotta wonder why she bothered to shove a few pills up the hoo-haw.

St_Francis_P: With all that other stuff in the car, gotta wonder why she bothered to shove a few pills up the hoo-haw.

Girls gotta have some secrets.


/For all the money I've wasted on gear, I might as well shove them up me arsevajayjay.
//With apologies to Irvine Welsh

Spillar... of the beans.

Yeah, while the rest of the country points and laughs at Florida, we're pointing and laughing at the Panhandle.

South Alabama is all it is.

Oxycoont?

dpaul007: Yeah, while the rest of the country points and laughs at Florida, we're pointing and laughing at the Panhandle.

Uhm, that's still Florida, buddy. ;)


South Alabama is all it is.

And the beach parts are the Redneck Riviera; really some of the best beaches in the contiguous US (and better than most of the USVI and much of Hawaii, Kohala coast, exculded).

/biking along 30a is fun, too

Vaginas have such great utility.

St_Francis_P: A search the vehicle produced 78 amphetamine pills in an oxycodone bottle. A second bottle contained amphetamines and two different kinds of oxycodones, as well as three unopened suboxone packages and $6,615 in currency.

she confessed to a detective she had more oxycodone hidden within her genitals. She removed them and gave them to the detective. They consisted of B.C. package containing six small and one large oxycodone pills.

With all that other stuff in the car, gotta wonder why she bothered to shove a few pills up the hoo-haw.

For emergencies.

I can't get the pills in my vagina, my penis keeps getting in the way.

What the hell's a B.C. package?

/What the hell's an Aluminum Falcon?

what is a b.c. package?

lostinthebathroom: what is a b.c. package?

B.C. = Back of the cooter?

Something smells fishy about this.

BC is a "headache powder" that comes in a rectangular shaped small box. Headache powders are common in the South...and are basically crushed aspirin used like an alka seltzer

Now, although BC boxes are small....they do not really fit in a hooha well....so this gals fun-hole probably is not real tight if she is able to shove a BC in there

DancingElkCondor: Now, although BC boxes are small....they do not really fit in a hooha well

I can only assume there's an amusing, or at least disturbing story behind that statement.

Poor Cameron. Guess he took it harder from his father than he thought he would.

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Poor Cameron. Guess he took it harder from his father than he thought he would.

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Oxy in the cooter?

How about some nice potpourri instead?

/or bath salts?

MAYORBOB: St_Francis_P: A search the vehicle produced 78 amphetamine pills in an oxycodone bottle. A second bottle contained amphetamines and two different kinds of oxycodones, as well as three unopened suboxone packages and $6,615 in currency.

she confessed to a detective she had more oxycodone hidden within her genitals. She removed them and gave them to the detective. They consisted of B.C. package containing six small and one large oxycodone pills.

With all that other stuff in the car, gotta wonder why she bothered to shove a few pills up the hoo-haw.

For emergencies.

So women CAN remove their genitals! My ex lied to me!

namatad: So you have thousands of dollars and tons of drugs in the car, do you:
a) let the moran with the expired license drive?
b) let the same moran speed?
c) none of the above?

The least you do is hide the bag of pot better.

We got pulled over years ago because the guy driving us back from athens was drunk, he insisted on driving even after we told him he shouldnt, well two of us hid our bags of pot by shoving it just under the seats in the front and in the back, luckily the cops just grazed the front seat where I was sitting and the guy in the back seat had shoved his up in the seat which hid it really well even though they pulled the back seat out. I was trying to keep it together while they were questioning us and I could glance down and see the plastic of my baggie in the front seat hanging down, that was probably the most scared I had ever been.

The douchebag who was driving actually got pissed when we came to get the pot out of the car since he got the dui he should keep it, if I hadnt biatched at him to let me drive I probably would have but since he was a dick after I offered to drive I told him to fark off.

The Jami Turman Fan Club: MAYORBOB: St_Francis_P: A search the vehicle produced 78 amphetamine pills in an oxycodone bottle. A second bottle contained amphetamines and two different kinds of oxycodones, as well as three unopened suboxone packages and $6,615 in currency.

she confessed to a detective she had more oxycodone hidden within her genitals. She removed them and gave them to the detective. They consisted of B.C. package containing six small and one large oxycodone pills.

With all that other stuff in the car, gotta wonder why she bothered to shove a few pills up the hoo-haw.

For emergencies.

So women CAN remove their genitals! My ex lied to me!

yeah and they sell them on fleshlight.com

/oblig

I better take a second look. You know, just in case.

All she would have had to say was she had no idea what wad in the car and she would have walked. Deny deny deny and then deny some more. If th find her fingerprints on the baggythen she was looking for the seat control handle or a map.

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Why the long face?

That's a shame. I used to love the stories she wrote under her pseudonym "H. P. Lovecraft".

I thought from the headline the story was going to be like the "vodka tampon" story. (Woman placing substance in the hoohah in order to achieve intoxication.)

Well... this is trashy too.

OscarTamerz: All she would have had to say was she had no idea what wad in the car and she would have walked. Deny deny deny and then deny some more. If th find her fingerprints on the baggythen she was looking for the seat control handle or a map.

If it was under her seat then they will assign possession to her unless someone else admits to owning the bag, well that is if its in the USA I dont know the laws in other countries.......

I almost got arrested for an idiot shoving a pound of weed under my seat from behind us, I said it wasnt mine but was told if its under my seat it is mine according to local law, the other guy denied it was his and I lunged at him to rip his damn head off, the cops pulled me back so I just calmly told him that I will get out on bail to be by his house later to "finalize" a few issues. He ended up admitting to it after the cop spoke to him in private then while he was uncuffing me he thanked me since they knew he was dealing but he would not admit to anything...... Some friends are better off ignored.

St_Francis_P: I can only assume there's an amusing, or at least disturbing story behind that statement.



/Presumably.
//The world's first rectangular love canal.

Officers asked her if there was anything in her vehicle that might get her in trouble. "The defendant lowered her head and began to cry as she stated, 'There is a bag of marijuana under my seat.' "

DUMB. When a cop asks you a question like that DON'T ANSWER. Not even if you're holding.

The ONLY thing you should say to a cop who is obviously out to arrest you is "I would like to speak to a lawyer." Regardless of the circumstances. Keep repeating that no matter what the police officer says.

E.g.,

Q: "Are you saying you're breaking the law?"
A: "I'm saying I want a lawyer."

or

Cop: "You only need a lawyer if you're doing something wrong."

You: "The US Constitution says I have a right to an attorney and I'm exercising that right."

Or you could just keep saying "I want a lawyer! I want a lawyer!" till they get the hint.

As I've said several times, prison is for stupid people. This article provides several examples of that.

Another is that when you're holding anything illegal, have a warrant out on you or whatever, DON'T get into a car driven by someone who's been drinking: always assume the car will be pulled over and the cops will take the opportunity to search the vehicle and its occupants.

Hint: most people pulled over for DUI haven't hurt anyone or crashed into anything, it's just that, for example, it's late Friday night (when a lot of people have been drinking) and he forgot to signal a lane change (which a lot of drivers who've been drinking do). The police are on the lookout for such things: it is their job to fark with you. And once the police pull a vehicle over they'll want to do as much of their police thing as they can.

Sheesh. It's getting harder all the time to justify letting idiots live. This exemplifies the grounds for my opinion that Society should expand the death penalty to cover relatively minor crimes. Why should the taxpayers have to house and feed people this stupid?

Fluorescent Testicle: St_Francis_P: I can only assume there's an amusing, or at least disturbing story behind that statement.

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/Presumably.
//The world's first rectangular love canal.

Are they available with a string to remove it?

That could combine two of my favorite things...

Eating pussy and pain-killers. Sweet.

Is THIS the video?

Link



NSFW?

Hint: most people pulled over for DUI haven't hurt anyone or crashed into anything, it's just that, for example, it's late Friday night (when a lot of people have been drinking) and he forgot to signal a lane change (which a lot of drivers who've been drinking do). The police are on the lookout for such things: it is their job to fark with you. And once the police pull a vehicle over they'll want to do as much of their police thing as they can. yet.

Yeah, strange how that works. Sometimes, they get pulled over BEFORE they have the chance to kill me or my family.

You got your oxycontin in my vagina! You got your vagina in my oxycontin!

/two great tastes that taste great together

Ontos: That could combine two of my favorite things...

Eating pussy and pain-killers. Sweet.

what's the pain killers for. dope boy

LesserEvil: Is THIS the video?

Link

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NSFW?

I like how she throws her hands out as if to say, "I have NO IDEA where all these pills came from."

/at work
//clicked anyway.

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Why not just take an aspirin washed down with a cup off coffee?

LesserEvil: Is THIS the video?

Link

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NSFW?

When I saw the headline, I thought of the video I saw on Tosh.0. That's the one.

Jon iz teh kewl: Ontos: That could combine two of my favorite things...

Eating pussy and pain-killers. Sweet.

what's the pain killers for. dope boy

Pain, generally.

Ontos: Jon iz teh kewl: Ontos: That could combine two of my favorite things...

Eating pussy and pain-killers. Sweet.

what's the pain killers for. dope boy

Pain, generally.

I thought it was for the neck cramps. You dive long enough and you're bound to get a crick in the neck.

Ontos: That could combine two of my favorite things...

Eating pussy and pain-killers.

Comfortably num-num-num?

MoronLessOff: Ontos: Jon iz teh kewl: Ontos: That could combine two of my favorite things...

Eating pussy and pain-killers. Sweet.

what's the pain killers for. dope boy

Pain, generally.

I thought it was for the neck cramps. You dive long enough and you're bound to get a crick in the neck.

Totally using that excuse reason next time I go to the doctor.

LesserEvil: Is THIS the video?

Link

A Yakety Sax playing in the background would make it a masterpiece.

DancingElkCondor: BC is a "headache powder" that comes in a rectangular shaped small box. Headache powders are common in the South...and are basically crushed aspirin used like an alka seltzer

Now, although BC boxes are small....they do not really fit in a hooha well....so this gals fun-hole probably is not real tight if she is able to shove a BC in there




Probably one of the envelopes, I'm thinking.