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   Robots are now taking the lead in the hunt for Amelia Earhart. If they can't find Sarah Connor how they hell are they going to find her?

23 Jun 2012 05:35 AM   |   1060 clicks   |   Mother Nature Network
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WhyteRaven74     
At least they're looking in the right place.

23 Jun 2012 03:44 AM
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m3h     
I believe she was found on another planet in cryo-stasis by Voyager. Maybe they should look in the Delta quadrant?

23 Jun 2012 05:39 AM
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Counter_Intelligent    [TotalFark]  
If I recall, the terminators had little trouble actually finding Sarah Connor.

23 Jun 2012 06:15 AM
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Ed Finnerty     
What a waste of money this is. The Nazis got her - it was the last entry in her diary:

i119.photobucket.com

23 Jun 2012 06:18 AM
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LonMead     
Counter_Intelligent: If I recall, the terminators had little trouble actually finding Sarah Connor.

Yup... they just kept chasing her into places where there were industrial hydraulic presses, or foundries that have open containers of molten metal. Maybe they should include some programming about that.

23 Jun 2012 06:44 AM
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Mugato    [TotalFark]  
m3h: I believe she was found on another planet in cryo-stasis by Voyager. Maybe they should look in the Delta quadrant?

That was the most retarded farking episode in an already stupid show.

23 Jun 2012 06:54 AM
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BumpInTheNight     
Its not like the robots are deaf and blind as well, subby.

23 Jun 2012 06:58 AM
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Tommy Moo     
Christ, this has long since been put to bed. Why is this an ongoing mystery to anyone?

Earhart's Final Resting Place Believed Found

23 Jun 2012 07:46 AM
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IlGreven     
Ed Finnerty: What a waste of money this is. The Nazis got her - it was the last entry in her diary:

[i119.photobucket.com image 300x290]


That's what the robots want you to think...

23 Jun 2012 08:07 AM
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BroVinny     
Mugato: m3h: I believe she was found on another planet in cryo-stasis by Voyager. Maybe they should look in the Delta quadrant?

That was the most retarded farking episode in an already stupid show.


Spoken like someone who either hasn't seen or has mentally blocked "Threshold".

23 Jun 2012 08:22 AM
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Mugato    [TotalFark]  
BroVinny: Spoken like someone who either hasn't seen or has mentally blocked "Threshold".

Without even looking it up, I'm going to guess it's the one where they break the warp barrier and become salamanders? Not as stupid. I have no idea what happens when a man breaks the warp barrier. I can't say for certain that I wouldn't turn into a salamander. I can however, definitely say that you cannot beam a pickup truck from the frozen vacuum of space and simply start it up. Advantage, salamanders.

23 Jun 2012 09:01 AM
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Old Man Winter     
Tommy Moo: Christ, this has long since been put to bed. Why is this an ongoing mystery to anyone?

Earhart's Final Resting Place Believed Found


It is a mystery because TIGHAR is full of shiat and every bit of evidence they have presented has been discredited or disproven. Luckily for us they call a press conference every six months to claim they have the evidence for reals this time.

23 Jun 2012 09:15 AM
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whenIsayGO     
Counter_Intelligent: If I recall, the terminators had little trouble actually finding Sarah Connor.

Also, Amelia Earhart doesn't have a shotgun. Should be much easier.

23 Jun 2012 09:44 AM
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Nem Wan     
Tommy Moo: Christ, this has long since been put to bed. Why is this an ongoing mystery to anyone?

Earhart's Final Resting Place Believed Found


Compared to everything done with the Titanic this is just getting started. They haven't even found the plane yet.

23 Jun 2012 10:12 AM
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Mister Peejay    [TotalFark]  
BumpInTheNight: Its not like the robots are deaf and blind as well, subby.

You've never played the Terminator video game, then.

When playing as the T-800, if Kyle shot you in the eyes, you were farked. You couldn't see at all, so you couldn't shoot Kyle or Sarah. Worst was that the AI was truly evil - it kept Kyle close enough to you that you couldn't go into repair mode because there was a threat nearby. So, you'd be stuck there, seeing nothing but static, while the threat alarm kept whooping.

The only way out was to yank the computer off of the desk and throw it out the window.

23 Jun 2012 10:20 AM
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Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf     
Suppose this does result in finding what happened to her. How would knowing that be beneficial other than satisfying curiosity?

23 Jun 2012 11:10 AM
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SharkTrager     
Tommy Moo: Christ, this has long since been put to bed. Why is this an ongoing mystery to anyone?

Earhart's Final Resting Place Believed Found


Know how I know you didn't read either article?

23 Jun 2012 11:19 AM
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Nem Wan     
Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: Suppose this does result in finding what happened to her. How would knowing that be beneficial other than satisfying curiosity?

Satisfying curiosity makes money.

23 Jun 2012 12:18 PM
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kenny's mom     
Robotic deep-sea searching, circa six years before Earhart disappeared:

Link

23 Jun 2012 12:49 PM
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Virulency     
Nem Wan: Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: Suppose this does result in finding what happened to her. How would knowing that be beneficial other than satisfying curiosity?

Satisfying curiosity makes money.


and keep looking but never finding makes even more money

23 Jun 2012 01:24 PM
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ZeroCorpse     
She didn't disappear. She faked her disappearance and went back to the United States as a man named Heinrich Dwebershultz who married her lifetime love, Gertrude Ebersol-Grayson. Together they opened a successful hot dog stand in New York City and Heinrich/Amelia died of tuberculosis 30 years later. She adopted a daughter, who was eventually married and had her own child. Heinrich/Amelia's adopted grandaughter is better known by her stage name:

Lady Gaga.

23 Jun 2012 01:58 PM
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bazzanoid     
images.wikia.com

Would like a word.

23 Jun 2012 02:45 PM
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