Well there's a dignity in royalty. A majesty that precludes the likelihood of assassination. If you were to point a pistol at a king or a queen your hands would shake as though palsied. The sight of royalty would cause you to dismiss all thoughts of bloodshed and you would stand... how shall I put it? In awe.

PhiloeBedoe: Well there's a dignity in royalty. A majesty that precludes the likelihood of assassination. If you were to point a pistol at a king or a queen your hands would shake as though palsied. The sight of royalty would cause you to dismiss all thoughts of bloodshed and you would stand... how shall I put it? In awe.

Dude, that was a reference from a line in Unforgiven, given by Richard Harris who was in Patriot Games where he played an IRA guy. Way to get all Kevin Bacon in this biatch. Cheers.

This can't end well. Especially with Queen Elizabeth being dead for more than 400 years.

Vive la France!

How many members of the royal family can you fit in a classic Mini?

Five. Two in the front, two in the back, two up front, Lord Mountbatten in the ashtrays.

Six, if you notice that Diana's all over the radio too...

Bob Down: This can't end well. Especially with Queen Elizabeth being dead for more than 400 years.

Zombie royalty?


Jackpot777: How many members of the royal family can you fit in a classic Mini?

Five. Two in the front, two in the back, two up front, Lord Mountbatten in the ashtrays.

Six, if you notice that Diana's all over the radio too...


Too soon?

Hopefully there are no troubles during the meeting and they come to a good agreement on Friday.

Sock Ruh Tease: Hopefully there are no troubles during the meeting and they come to a good agreement on Friday.

I thought they were meeting for Sunday bloody Mary's.

Bob Down: This can't end well. Especially with Queen Elizabeth being dead for more than 400 years.

She's Queen Elizabeth of Scotland, Elizabeth II of England.

Smoking GNU: Bob Down: This can't end well. Especially with Queen Elizabeth being dead for more than 400 years.

Zombie royalty?


Jackpot777: How many members of the royal family can you fit in a classic Mini?

Five. Two in the front, two in the back, two up front, Lord Mountbatten in the ashtrays.

Six, if you notice that Diana's all over the radio too...


Too soon?

Too early. I mentioned the two in the front twice.

/I like two in the front...

Jackpot777: I mentioned the two in the front twice.

You must like being in the front?

NO TICKET!

You guys are awful.

/Keep it up.

Marshal805: You guys are awful.

/Keep it up.



"You're TERRIBLE, Muriel..."

The IRA? But... but... I thought all the terrorists where MUSLIMS?!

If one good thing came out of 9/11. It's that these scumbags don't get funding from the USA anymore.

Marty McGuinness? I thought he played for the Islanders.

/Got nothing.

Claka: If one good thing came out of 9/11. It's that these scumbags don't get funding from the USA anymore.

Why would they? They're the richest family on earth already.

Did someone say IRA and blast?

bk3k: The IRA? But... but... I thought all the terrorists where MUSLIMS?!

They're black Irish.

Now I have to start checking my mailbox for letter bombs.

...oh, wait, that didn't say "commoner."