Kinda sucks he was interrupted. I was looking forward to more of his (du)rant.

I thought it was going to be something more like this for some reason.

It's not really about us anymore, Cleveland. The first year he was gone, yeah- hating the Heat was cathartic but at this point the news story is "Area Man wins NBA Championship." Sure he's a bit more dickish nowadays but what mid-20's multi-millionaire really knows how to act around people? Just be happy for the dude.

There are playful rivalries like the Steelers/Browns thing that nobody but the truest of the true dickheads get worked up about, it's all good fun- and then there's this. This is unbecoming and sad now.

Somebody call Lorne Michaels, we've found Andy Samberg's replacement.

jbull217: Somebody call Lorne Michaels, we've found Andy Samberg's replacement.

That's funny because 10 seconds in, all I could think is: SNL skit.

It's like Abe Simpson refusing to recognize Missouri at this point, it's that silly and comical.

I just think its pathetic that all clevelanders say they don't want him anyway yet are still butthurt he's gone

People, where would YOU rather be??

Let us have our cathartic moment. He won, we get to spout off a little, and we get our closure. Eventually this will be love/hate relationship similar to Barkley's relationship with Cleveland.

Darn, I was hoping it would be Dick Goddard.

/been out of town for a couple weeks
//yes, my vacation was fun

I haven't seen a weatherman get that upset at the weather since that one guy got drenched by a gigantic sewage wave during that hurricane.

CtrlAltDelete: It's not really about us anymore, Cleveland.

Well put. Because it's really about Seattle.

/kidding

For all the jersey burning crap, that was actually funny.

CtrlAltDelete: It's not really about us anymore, Cleveland.

It never was. His "Decision" show was the most self-centered POS any sports personality has ever put on. But he wasn't coming back to Cleveland. No one outside of Cleveland ever thought that. Sports-wise, its a city of failure for the last 50-60 years. No one would ever choose to play there, in any sport.

CtrlAltDelete: There are playful rivalries like the Steelers/Browns thing that nobody but the truest of the true dickheads get worked up about, it's all good fun- and then there's this. This is unbecoming and sad now.

Hard to get worked up about it when the Steelers beat the Brown's ass every year.

CtrlAltDelete: It's not really about us anymore, Cleveland. The first year he was gone, yeah- hating the Heat was cathartic but at this point the news story is "Area Man wins NBA Championship." Sure he's a bit more dickish nowadays but what mid-20's multi-millionaire really knows how to act around people? Just be happy for the dude.

There are playful rivalries like the Steelers/Browns thing that nobody but the truest of the true dickheads get worked up about, it's all good fun- and then there's this. This is unbecoming and sad now.

Agreed. This guy needs to grow the fark up.

sounds like a certain weather-guy wishes he was the sports-guy

You can watch teh crazy as it takes over his brain.

Dear Cleveland fans...you guys got this guy...

Mark Johnson is a really good weatherman. Give him a break. 30 seconds of on air fun, just after the game ended is not a big deal.

that was great and why tv was invented!

Steve McQueen's Motorcycle: Mark Johnson is a really good weatherman. Give him a break. 30 seconds of on air fun, just after the game ended is not a big deal.

That one guy put his hand on the other guys mouth then kissed it........eeewwww

refreshingly honest news. that was great.

I loved the Rodney Dangerfield tug of the tie once he got going.

downstairs: CtrlAltDelete: It's not really about us anymore, Cleveland.

No one would ever choose to play there, in any sport.

Funny, i could easily name 50 free agents or star players who've re-signed with their respective Cleveland squad in the last 5 years, without even me pausing to think about it... You know who i feel sorry for is Drew Brees stuck in your shiat-town.

Poor SOB. :P

jbull217: Somebody call Lorne Michaels, we've found Andy Samberg's replacement.

Reminded me of Will Forte.

Great_Milenko: CtrlAltDelete: It's not really about us anymore, Cleveland. The first year he was gone, yeah- hating the Heat was cathartic but at this point the news story is "Area Man wins NBA Championship." Sure he's a bit more dickish nowadays but what mid-20's multi-millionaire really knows how to act around people? Just be happy for the dude.

There are playful rivalries like the Steelers/Browns thing that nobody but the truest of the true dickheads get worked up about, it's all good fun- and then there's this. This is unbecoming and sad now.

Agreed. This guy needs to grow the fark up.

I lived in Pittsburgh for four years, relocated from California, bay area. I've also lived in L.A., Seattle, San Antonio, New York and Tampa Bay. I have friends and family in Texas and have spent a fair amount of time in Dallas.

I was very nearly fired from a job in Pittsburgh after I offhandedly mentioned to my boss that I didn't really care about the Steelers. I have watched Pittsburghers throw shiat from their car at another car, then try to run that car off the road, because it had a Browns sticker on the bumper. I watched a friend of mine up there lose his girlfriend because he was offered a significantly higher paying in northern Ohio, and he considered taking it -- her sole reasoning behind her dumping him being that she would "not waste her life with a loser who would even think of moving to farking Cleveland." (That's an exact quote, and note that she was chronicly unemployed and lived with her sister in Wilkinsburg, one of the rattiest parts of the city.)

And these are just the most striking examples; I could literally sit here all night recounting others. Pittsburghers are beautiful, friendly people on the whole, but when it comes to their football team they turn into frothing myopic hate-spitting lunatics. I can count on one fist the number of self-professed die hard Steelers fans that I met in Pittsburgh who did not fit that description. I've never lived in a city so singularly obsessed with and maniacal about their football team. It's frightening.

natural316: I just think its pathetic that all clevelanders say they don't want him anyway yet are still butthurt he's gone

People, where would YOU rather be??

I'd rather be in Ohio than Florida. Seriously, have you been to Miami?

He's just having fun playing with something that most Clevelanders would be thinking about. I don't think this indicates "butthurt" at all.

/not from Ohio or Florida
//found the video very funny

88% humidity?! Kill me now.

I thought it was funny as hell.....

js34603 * * Smartest * * Funniest * [ ] Smartest [ ] Funniest 2012-06-23 09:55:10 AM CtrlAltDelete: There are playful rivalries like the Steelers/Browns thing that nobody but the truest of the true dickheads get worked up about, it's all good fun- and then there's this. This is unbecoming and sad now. Hard to get worked up about it when the Steelers beat the Brown's ass every year.
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Yeah, Browns have only won twice, I think, since they came back in '99. With the Steelers winning the last 11 (or is it 13?) in a row.

Steelers-Ravens rivalry is far more interesting :)

jbull217: I was very nearly fired from a job in Boston after I offhandedly mentioned to my boss that I didn't really care about the Red Sox. I have watched Bostoners throw shiat from their car at another car, then try to run that car off the road, because it had a Yankees sticker on the bumper. I watched a friend of mine up there lose his girlfriend because he was offered a significantly higher paying position in upstate New York, and he considered taking it -- her sole reasoning behind her dumping him being that she would "not waste her life with a loser who would even think of moving to farking Yonkers." (That's an exact quote, and note that she was chronicly unemployed and lived with her sister in Fitchburg, one of the rattiest parts of the state.)

And these are just the most striking examples; I could literally sit here all night recounting others. Bostoners are beautiful, friendly people on the whole, but when it comes to their baseball team they turn into frothing myopic hate-spitting lunatics. I can count on one fist the number of self-professed die hard Sox fans that I met in Boston who did not fit that description. I've never lived in a city so singularly obsessed with and maniacal about their baseball team. It's frightening.

Same shiat, different day.

I'm still trying to get over his toupee. Cripes. To paraphrase Red Dwarf, we can send a man to the moon but we still can't create a toupee that isn't worth big laughs?

unchellmatt: I'm still trying to get over his toupee. Cripes. To paraphrase Red Dwarf, we can send a man to the moon but we still can't create a toupee that isn't worth big laughs?

That is his real hair.

Remixed video BTW:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJejnu jrHkE&feature=youtu.be