This is the latest talking point? The Secret Service is paranoid, so vote Republican?

Obama personally directs the Secret Service. This has never happened before. It's an insult to Latinos.


/he doesn't
//it has
/// it's not

That's what you get, Obama! That's what you get! You get fork-stabbed!

there are a wide variety of breakfasts, lunches and dinners the president attends where diners still have the full complement of silverware as Obama speaks.

So then how come only Latinos have to give up their silverware?

SkinnyHead: there are a wide variety of breakfasts, lunches and dinners the president attends where diners still have the full complement of silverware as Obama speaks.

So then how come only Latinos have to give up their silverware?

Because you touch yourself at night.

SkinnyHead: So then how come only Latinos have to give up their silverware?

St_Francis_P: Because you touch yourself at night.



/glad to see Fark still has it's light moments

More: Dumbass, obama, pew poll, Ann Romney, White House Correspondents Dinner, security systems, state dinner

LOL

HE'S GOT A FORK! SHOOT TO KILL! SHOOT TO KILL!

Way to go, Forkbama.

And my favorite from the comments:

Now Crystal, the left is going to tear you apart for saying that. You're guilty of racism saying such things about Osama Bin Biden. Actually your post rocks and great job!

Hmm...are they aware that Fartbongulous ordered that guy's face blown off and watched it intently in real time, right? They're like peas in a pod!

Doctor Funkenstein:

Hmm...are they aware that Fartbongulous ordered that guy's face blown off and watched it intently in real time, right?

Only because they disagreed on the interpretation of certain verses in the Koran.

Wait a minute!
The president...is....
BLACK!

Odd story, I'm not sure I can trust Politico on this.

Fork? farking amateurs.

Give this Mother helper an inch and he will take a mile.

Give him another 4 years and we won;t have a country any of us will recognise.

/Vote Republican

Shrewd move, you can never be too careful with forks.

s2s2s2: Wait a minute!
The president...is....
BLACK!

Why not? It worked in Bruce Almighty.

/Actually, that was more juice than President.

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SkinnyHead: there are a wide variety of breakfasts, lunches and dinners the president attends where diners still have the full complement of silverware as Obama speaks.

So then how come only Latinos have to give up their silverware?

Have you ever had a Latina maid? You've got to lock that sh*t up!

s2s2s2: Wait a minute!
The president...is....
BLACK!

propasaurus: Obama personally directs the Secret Service. This has never happened before. It's an insult to Latinos.


/he doesn't
//it has
/// it's not

FTFY. Treating free(ish) people like serfs unfit to even eat in the presence of their lord is insulting.

But it says more about the nature of The Empire itself then of any particular head of state.

SkinnyHead: there are a wide variety of breakfasts, lunches and dinners the president attends where diners still have the full complement of silverware as Obama speaks.

and the guests have probably been pre-screened and cleared before entering those events too.

Do you need a fork to eat tacos and burritos?

kronicfeld: That's what you get, Obama! That's what you get! You get fork-stabbed!

Faddy: Do you need a fork to eat tacos and burritos?

I have seen those... burritos the size of a plate!

The President of Paraguay unavailable for comment.

I don't blame him. There's some loco vato's up in that piece.

Faddy: Do you need a fork to eat tacos and burritos?

How do you eat them, with your hands?

SkinnyHead: So then how come only Latinos have to give up their silverware?

FTA:

A Secret Service spokesman confirmed that the agency made the request, but said such requirements are common at large events where the president speaks at about the same time people are dining.

"The Secret Service coordinates this process with staff and host committee to ensure tables are cleared of material that may be deemed hazardous prior to the arrival of the president," Special Agent Max Milien told POLITICO. "Any implication that this was unique for this event is completely inaccurate."

Typical of 9bama to use the secret servcie as a personal protection body guards when he should let them doing there job instead.

Forkless Friday?

I used to be in a relationship like that.

When attempting to stab a POTUS is it proper form to use the salad fork or the dinner fork?

Emily Post and Miss Manners are surprisingly silent on the topic.

/Yes, taking this exactly as seriously as it deserves.

s2s2s2: Wait a minute!
The president...is....
BLACK!

like or .

FloydA: Typical of 9bama to use the secret servcie as a personal protection body guards when he should let them doing there job instead.

10/10

You can have my Fark when you pry it out of my cold dead fingers! Oh wait, you said fork. Well that's okay then.

knives and hispanics, people....it's a no-brainer.

It's hilarious to watch right-wingers try desperately to turn this into an insult to the Latino community, while Gingrich literally said they spoke "the language of the ghetto" to no conservative uproar whatsoever.

"But, but ... FORKS!" I'm sure this will go down as the Fork Incident that cost Obama the election. Go with that. It's got legs, I swear.

FloydA: Typical of 9bama to use the secret servcie as a personal protection body guards when he should let them doing there job instead.

I want this to be used in an ad. Right now.

FloydA: Typical of 9bama to use the secret servcie as a personal protection body guards when he should let them doing there job instead.

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"One wouldn't think so, given the hundreds of lunches and dinners he's attended ranging from state dinners to political fundraisers to run-of-the-mill stops on the rubber-chicken circuit."

This is how Politico describes our grand and majestic democratic process?

Conservatives are obsessed over everything involving Obama's secret service protection. It is almost as if they....

urban.derelict: FloydA: Typical of 9bama to use the secret servcie as a personal protection body guards when he should let them doing there job instead.

10/10

Agreed- perfect right down to the spelling error.

Meh. This has been going on since the 1920s.

So the President has people lining up to hand in their cutlery?

This is a massive fork queue from Obama.

Chevy Chase on Weekend Update: Secret Service agents seized the fork and wrestled it to the ground.

Boy am I old.

Forks are a serious thing. They poke and make you look silly when you use them to eat pizza.

inert: Shrewd move, you can never be too careful with forks.

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I came here for that pic, and I leave satisfied.

The racist comments that accompanied that article are far more offensive to Latinos.

Damn Teabaggers.

offmymeds: Faddy: Do you need a fork to eat tacos and burritos?

How do you eat them, with your hands?

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Uh .... yes. Anyone who eats a taco with utensils should be institutionalized. Burritos are Spanish for "wrap" and you pick them up and eat them like a sandwich unless you're too hoity toity, or a victim of Spastic Eating Syndrome.