Oh, you said cLock

having over 120 clocks in the house i have been to his shop on many occasions, great guy, reasonable pricing and all around good people

Also loved the clock

Goodbye Mr. Fugate, I hardly knew ye.

The untimely death of Brad??

/I bet THIS one's even too obscure for Fark

I only have one clock, but it's enormous.

He's finally made his escapement from this mortal coil.

I originally read that headline as ... oh, nevermind.

Quite fitting that he would die from a bum ticker.

RIP, Mr Clock Man - you have all the time in the world now.

I read that wrong and had a moment of sad for Marcus Bachmann.

Florida tag trumps sad tag?

/time is a river that flows

I love lamp!

All was fine until his mother-in-law discovered he was a horologist.

algrant33: The untimely death of Brad??

/I bet THIS one's even too obscure for Fark

Suck doesn't equal obscure.

If you want obscure, you should talk about The Weatherman's Tick Tock Story.

Typo?

Wow...poor guy had a bum ticker.

On Time by John Milton

Fly envious Time, till thou run out thy race,
Call on the lazy leaden-stepping hours,
Whose speed is but the heavy Plummets pace;
And glut thy self with what thy womb devours,
Which is no more then what is false and vain,
And meerly mortal dross;
So little is our loss,
So little is thy gain.
For when as each thing bad thou hast entomb'd,
And last of all, thy greedy self consum'd,
Then long Eternity shall greet our bliss
With an individual kiss;
And Joy shall overtake us as a flood,
When every thing that is sincerely good
And perfectly divine,
With Truth, and Peace, and Love shall ever shine
About the supreme Throne
Of him, t'whose happy-making sight alone,
When once our heav'nly-guided soul shall clime,
Then all this Earthy grosnes quit,
Attir'd with Stars, we shall for ever sit,
Triumphing over Death, and Chance, and thee O Time.

Rufus Lee King: It's got the original tablet, which is kind of a rare thing with these:

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It's beautiful. Yours?

I misread that headline and thought that Jerry Sandusky had decided against an appeal.

Sad, but it was just his time I guess.

Oh Time not On time. Fat fingers.

i'm glad someone got to do something they enjoyed.

I am an amateur horologist.

He should have kept his ticker wound.

He had been looking to do more of the same in retirement. On Wednesday, Pat discovered her husband unresponsive in bed. An autopsy revealed a heart attack, she said.

"It was horrible, absolutely horrible."

Peacefully in your sleep, what a way to go.

He decided Phaneuf was enough.

So sorry.

I wonder if that clown repented?

Being In Florida, I naturally assumed some clock-fetishist was crushed under a grandfather clock while being amorous.

Rufus Lee King: Anyway, notice how I have the scythe blade pointing at the clock. Time. End of time.

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it's like you designed the house to fit that blade

Quentin Compson?

\mausoleum of all man's hope and desire, etc.

Rufus Lee King: Jon iz teh kewl: it's like you designed the house to fit that blade

Well, you see, it's an apartment. The fireplace, as well as everything else structural in here is severely off-center. This is South Carolina, mind you, so they probably didn't even use blueprints, just Cletus and Bodine drawing the plans on old wrapping paper with a crayon.

Anyway, it worked out to my advantage, leaving me a perfect place to mount the scythe.

NICE i bet your gf or wife loves it!

This should satisfy no matter how you read the headline...



/Clock-a-doodle-doo

Will he still be right twice a day?

clock sucker. digital wristwatches are where it's at.

Jon iz teh kewl: clock sucker. digital wristwatches are where it's at.

The human race still thinks they're a good idea.

GypsyJoker: Jon iz teh kewl: clock sucker. digital wristwatches are where it's at.

The human race still thinks they're a good idea.

42

Harlequin inconsolable.

Jon iz teh kewl: GypsyJoker: Jon iz teh kewl: clock sucker. digital wristwatches are where it's at.

The human race still thinks they're a good idea.

42

What is six times nine?

RanDomino: Harlequin inconsolable.

Get him some more jelly beans.

GypsyJoker: Jon iz teh kewl: GypsyJoker: Jon iz teh kewl: clock sucker. digital wristwatches are where it's at.

The human race still thinks they're a good idea.

42

What is six times nine?

42 in BASE 13

SwiftFox: He had been looking to do more of the same in retirement. On Wednesday, Pat discovered her husband unresponsive in bed. An autopsy revealed a heart attack, she said.

"It was horrible, absolutely horrible."

Peacefully in your sleep, what a way to go.

The idea that we're stupid enough to think anyone dies painlessly is fairly sad. I mean, that is what we mean when we say "peacefully in $pronoun sleep" isn't it? How does dying ever not hurt?

I heard that he faked his death and now goes by the name Sylar.

FTA: On Wednesday, Pat discovered her husband unresponsive in bed.

I couldn't help it... I thought, "I found my husband unresponsive in bed a lot."

/divorced