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   Parent apologizes after her 10 year old knocks one teacher unconscious and makes a cripple out of an aide....well, this is fark so you know better, parent blames the teachers

23 Jun 2012 11:30 AM   |   21203 clicks   |   Daily Express
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St_Francis_P    [TotalFark]  
Momma said knock them out.

23 Jun 2012 11:27 AM
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GAT_00     
Solution: break the child's and parent's knee cap in the same way.

After all, I'm told the eye-for-an-eye approach fixes everything.

23 Jun 2012 11:32 AM
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Mr. Coffee Nerves    [TotalFark]  
Proof that America is pussified. Our kids just used words on a bus.

23 Jun 2012 11:32 AM
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Walker    [TotalFark]  
Sign this kid up for professional boxing, MMA, Hell everything ASAP. NEW WORLD CHAMPION!

23 Jun 2012 11:36 AM
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Thisbymaster     
He needs to be put in a mental ward, but for the statement made by the mother she needs to be committed for life because of her state of denial.

23 Jun 2012 11:37 AM
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Subdue their bellies     
I'm going to call him Kid Ryback.

FEED! ME! MORE!

23 Jun 2012 11:39 AM
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BigNumber12    [TotalFark]  
Where are all of the Farkers who have previously stated that pepper spraying or tazing an Under-18 could never be justified because they're just way too young to ever be able to hurt anyone?? I actually think that there was some ITG mixed in as well, "I could beat up a dozen first graders at the same time."

23 Jun 2012 11:39 AM
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austin_millbarge     
They should just ship him over here and let him share a cell with Jerry Sandusky for a few days.

/not really
//fark you Sandusky

23 Jun 2012 11:39 AM
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Stantz     
Mr. Coffee Nerves: Proof that America is pussified. Our kids just used words on a bus.

You're not wrong, and over here they'll do it with a smile on their smug little faces because they know 1. the law can't do a bloody thing about it that will have any impact and 2,Mummy and daddy will back them up all the way

23 Jun 2012 11:39 AM
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DarwiOdrade    [TotalFark]  
Send him to Cathedral with the other violent cubs.

23 Jun 2012 11:40 AM
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lucksi     
Holy crap. Who was this? A roiding son of an MMA fighter? A tiny hulk?

If a kid can take out two adults with a single head butt and kick...

/want to see the CCTV video

23 Jun 2012 11:40 AM
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the_geek     
GAT_00: Solution: break the child's and parent's knee cap in the same way.

After all, I'm told the eye-for-an-eye approach fixes everything.


In this case it likely would fix the part I care about. Sure, it doesn't stop the kid/parent from being wastes of flesh, but it likely slows down the kid such that he won't be able to meaningfully assault anyone in the future.

23 Jun 2012 11:40 AM
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astouffer     
GAT_00: Solution: break the child's and parent's knee cap in the same way.

After all, I'm told the eye-for-an-eye approach fixes everything.


Agreed. I'm the slow revenge type of guy. Wait a few years until hes crossing the street and run him down.

23 Jun 2012 11:40 AM
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Evil Mackerel     
GAT_00: Solution: break the child's and parent's knee cap in the same way.

After all, I'm told the eye-for-an-eye approach fixes everything.


Or just remove one of his eyes and call it even.

23 Jun 2012 11:41 AM
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DrMcNinja     
If this was America, the first few posts would be something along the lines of "I wonder what race he is..."

23 Jun 2012 11:42 AM
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Another Government Employee     
10 years from now he will be remanded to prison for murder.

Watch.

23 Jun 2012 11:45 AM
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ecl     
DrMcNinja: If this was America, the first few posts would be something along the lines of "I wonder what race he is..."

I wonder what race you are...

23 Jun 2012 11:45 AM
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Gergesa    [TotalFark]  
We have a new inmate for Deadman Wonderland.

23 Jun 2012 11:45 AM
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loonatic112358     
DrMcNinja: If this was America, the first few posts would be something along the lines of "I wonder what race he is..."

thank you for bringing the racism

23 Jun 2012 11:46 AM
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stainpouch     
To the teachers who stole his coin--was it worth it? Ah, if only you could turn back the hands of time.

23 Jun 2012 11:47 AM
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Hagenhatesyouall     
4.bp.blogspot.com

23 Jun 2012 11:47 AM
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Summer Glau's Love Slave     
25.media.tumblr.com

/Survey says, "YES!"
//Number one answer btw.

23 Jun 2012 11:48 AM
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HeartBurnKid     
Another Government Employee: 10 years from now he will be remanded to prison for murder.

Watch.


Or he'll be a cop.

23 Jun 2012 11:48 AM
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namegoeshere     
BigNumber12: Where are all of the Farkers who have previously stated that pepper spraying or tazing an Under-18 could never be justified because they're just way too young to ever be able to hurt anyone?? I actually think that there was some ITG mixed in as well, "I could beat up a dozen first graders at the same time."

Are you suggesting the teachers should carry those items?

Come to think of it...

23 Jun 2012 11:48 AM
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LoneWolf343     
FTA: As they left court, his mother blamed the teachers for "causing the situation". She said: "He's not a bad kid. He won't be coming back to court."

Aggravated assault on two of his teachers over a coin is the definition of a bad kid!

23 Jun 2012 11:48 AM
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MBK    [TotalFark]  
BigNumber12: Where are all of the Farkers who have previously stated that pepper spraying or tazing an Under-18 could never be justified because they're just way too young to ever be able to hurt anyone?? I actually think that there was some ITG mixed in as well, "I could beat up a dozen first graders at the same time."

Are you an idiot or do you just play one on the internet?

23 Jun 2012 11:49 AM
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loonatic112358     
Summer Glau's Love Slave: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x659]

/Survey says, "YES!"
//Number one answer btw.


Now there's a poster that should be in every elementary school hallway

23 Jun 2012 11:49 AM
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DancingElkCondor     
Problem is, most of you whine when adults defend themselves from violent children...yes I see your "Justice For Trayvon" hoodies on. Your comments are hollow

Bring back corporal punishment in schools, and these kids do not harm teachers

23 Jun 2012 11:49 AM
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GilRuiz1     
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23 Jun 2012 11:50 AM
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Gergesa    [TotalFark]  
namegoeshere: Are you suggesting the teachers should carry those items?

I think a Jutte is the way to go.

23 Jun 2012 11:50 AM
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ScouserDuck     
As a teacher of ED students who consistently try to physically assault my staff and I,

I'm really getting a kick.
/YEEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHH!

23 Jun 2012 11:50 AM
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loonatic112358     
DancingElkCondor: Bring back corporal punishment in schools, and these kids do not harm teachers

Somehow I doubt this problem started in school, I suspect that his behavior stems from his home life.

23 Jun 2012 11:50 AM
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Trance750    [TotalFark]  
Thisbymaster: He needs to be put in a mental ward, but for the statement made by the mother she needs to be committed for life because of her state of denial.

She is the biggest enabler of all.

23 Jun 2012 11:51 AM
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namegoeshere     
I'm so glad the judge told him that it's wrong to kick people. If only someone had thought to tell him this before, all of this trouble could have been avoided! Well, he knows now. Problem solved.

23 Jun 2012 11:51 AM
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loonatic112358     
ScouserDuck: As a teacher of ED students who consistently try to physically assault my staff and I,

I'm really getting a kick.
/YEEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHH!


looks like one got ya in the jimmies

23 Jun 2012 11:51 AM
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BigNumber12    [TotalFark]  
namegoeshere: BigNumber12: Where are all of the Farkers who have previously stated that pepper spraying or tazing an Under-18 could never be justified because they're just way too young to ever be able to hurt anyone?? I actually think that there was some ITG mixed in as well, "I could beat up a dozen first graders at the same time."

Are you suggesting the teachers should carry those items?

Come to think of it...



Do you want my honest answer?


stainpouch: To the teachers who stole his coin--was it worth it?


Cowed easily, are we? And by a 10-year-old.

23 Jun 2012 11:53 AM
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AbbeySomeone     
Slap the mother in the face and tie her tubes.

23 Jun 2012 11:53 AM
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offmymeds     
3.bp.blogspot.com

23 Jun 2012 11:53 AM
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Trance750    [TotalFark]  
HeartBurnKid: Another Government Employee: 10 years from now he will be remanded to prison for murder.

Watch.

Or he'll be a cop.


Or a Politician

23 Jun 2012 11:55 AM
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slave2grind     
www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net

23 Jun 2012 11:56 AM
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Pope George Ringo     
www.bbc.co.uk

23 Jun 2012 11:56 AM
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BigNumber12    [TotalFark]  
MBK: BigNumber12: Where are all of the Farkers who have previously stated that pepper spraying or tazing an Under-18 could never be justified because they're just way too young to ever be able to hurt anyone?? I actually think that there was some ITG mixed in as well, "I could beat up a dozen first graders at the same time."

Are you an idiot or do you just play one on the internet?



The latter, as needed. But you haven't actually addressed the point I'm making.

23 Jun 2012 11:56 AM
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Day_Old_Dutchie     
Ah the British Tabloids. Let the Butthurt and hate flow thru you!

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BAD PARENTS!!! Should be in jail!

Suspend him FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE!!!
Bring back the strap!
Bring back CAPITAL PUNISHMENT!
HANG HIM PUBLICLY to send a message

Now THAT'S outta your system...

23 Jun 2012 11:57 AM
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taxandspend     
DancingElkCondor: Problem is, most of you whine when adults defend themselves from violent children...yes I see your "Justice For Trayvon" hoodies on. Your comments are hollow

Fick Dich

23 Jun 2012 11:57 AM
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CalamitousCrasher     
ScouserDuck: As a teacher of ED students who consistently try to physically assault my staff and I,

I'm really getting a kick.
/YEEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHH!


Wait, they teach Erectile Dysfunction now?

23 Jun 2012 11:59 AM
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edmo    [TotalFark]  
LoneWolf343: FTA: As they left court, his mother blamed the teachers for "causing the situation". She said: "He's not a bad kid. He won't be coming back to court."

Of course she said that otherwise he beats her every night.

23 Jun 2012 11:59 AM
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Fano    [TotalFark]  
2.bp.blogspot.com

Them lil rascals can be feisty

23 Jun 2012 11:59 AM
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DerAppie     
lucksi: Holy crap. Who was this? A roiding son of an MMA fighter? A tiny hulk?

If a kid can take out two adults with a single head butt and kick...

/want to see the CCTV video


Head butt knocks one of the teacher off balance, makes an unlucky fall and knocked unconscious and winds up up with tinnitus and blurred vision. The other teacher tries to control the raging kid and the kid gets in a lucky hit to the knee, which as a joint, isn't the most sturdy of places. All you need is the retard strength of an enraged 10 year old and 2 people not paying attention because "What's the worst that could happen? It's just a kid."

23 Jun 2012 12:00 PM
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Boudica's War Tampon     
A 10-year-old learns how to head butt and break knee caps. It would be interesting to trace where this kid picked up the techniques.

23 Jun 2012 12:01 PM
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King Something     
Hagenhatesyouall: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 410x272]

Nah, he would have had their parents killed and then served them some "special" chili.

23 Jun 2012 12:02 PM
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