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23 Jun 2012 04:37 PM   |   4112 clicks   |   Yahoo
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Babwa Wawa    [TotalFark]  
Meh. By that time, I'll be in a retirement home and ready to end it all anyway.

23 Jun 2012 04:09 PM
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carnifex2005     
Babwa Wawa: Meh. By that time, I'll be in a retirement home and ready to end it all anyway.

That's good to know Methuselah.

23 Jun 2012 04:43 PM
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Cookbook's Anarchist     
3.3 million miles? Missed it by that much. Better luck next time angry space wizard!

23 Jun 2012 04:44 PM
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Babwa Wawa    [TotalFark]  
carnifex2005: Babwa Wawa: Meh. By that time, I'll be in a retirement home and ready to end it all anyway.

That's good to know Methuselah.


Wat?

23 Jun 2012 04:49 PM
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Cerebral Knievel    [TotalFark]  
Ragnarock!? We shall awaken the world maggot and ride off this miserable planet on convienet maggot saddles!

23 Jun 2012 04:53 PM
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Mad_Radhu    [TotalFark]  
Crap. Now I'll never get to make out with Kiera Knightley.

23 Jun 2012 04:53 PM
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Nem Wan     
If we learned the calculated mass of asteroids not measured by radar may be 50% off, maybe we should be playing with the predicted trajectories of all of them to see how much of a difference that makes, hmm?

23 Jun 2012 04:57 PM
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Wadded Beef     
And if we're entirely fossil-fuel free by then, where will get the oil drillers to save us from this meteor?

23 Jun 2012 05:00 PM
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Virtuoso80     
If we're still around by then, then this won't be a difficult problem for us to solve. Unless we have some kind of dark ages/loss of knowledge era in the meantime.

23 Jun 2012 05:05 PM
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Mad_Radhu    [TotalFark]  
Wadded Beef: And if we're entirely fossil-fuel free by then, where will get the oil drillers to save us from this meteor?

Your mom.

23 Jun 2012 05:05 PM
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some_beer_drinker    [TotalFark]  
that's like more than a year, who cares....

23 Jun 2012 05:06 PM
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jtown     
Babwa Wawa: carnifex2005: Babwa Wawa: Meh. By that time, I'll be in a retirement home and ready to end it all anyway.

That's good to know Methuselah.

Wat?


You're planning to live another 749.5 years?

23 Jun 2012 05:16 PM
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LDM90     
jtown: Babwa Wawa: carnifex2005: Babwa Wawa: Meh. By that time, I'll be in a retirement home and ready to end it all anyway.

That's good to know Methuselah.

Wat?

You're planning to live another 749.5 years?


No I think he just didn't hear what you said, being so old and all.

23 Jun 2012 05:34 PM
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Babwa Wawa    [TotalFark]  
LDM90: jtown: Babwa Wawa: carnifex2005: Babwa Wawa: Meh. By that time, I'll be in a retirement home and ready to end it all anyway.

That's good to know Methuselah.

Wat?

You're planning to live another 749.5 years?

No I think he just didn't hear what you said, being so old and all.


I'm not old now. It's just that I'll be like 80 years old by then. Which is why this article is stupid.

23 Jun 2012 06:11 PM
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Mugato    [TotalFark]  
There's no way this is a viral advertisement for Steve Carrell's latest sad-sack fest.

23 Jun 2012 06:23 PM
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Oldiron_79     
carnifex2005: Babwa Wawa: Meh. By that time, I'll be in a retirement home and ready to end it all anyway.

That's good to know Methuselah.


Unless they perfect those head in a jar thingies from Futurama by the time all of us are worm food, we will all be dead 750 years from now.

23 Jun 2012 06:32 PM
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Toy_Cop     
Babwa Wawa: LDM90: jtown: Babwa Wawa: carnifex2005: Babwa Wawa: Meh. By that time, I'll be in a retirement home and ready to end it all anyway.

That's good to know Methuselah.

Wat?

You're planning to live another 749.5 years?

No I think he just didn't hear what you said, being so old and all.

I'm not old now. It's just that I'll be like 80 years old by then. Which is why this article is stupid.


273 750 days = 749.502661 years

23 Jun 2012 06:35 PM
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Mugato    [TotalFark]  
Toy_Cop: Babwa Wawa: LDM90: jtown: Babwa Wawa: carnifex2005: Babwa Wawa: Meh. By that time, I'll be in a retirement home and ready to end it all anyway.

That's good to know Methuselah.

Wat?

You're planning to live another 749.5 years?

No I think he just didn't hear what you said, being so old and all.

I'm not old now. It's just that I'll be like 80 years old by then. Which is why this article is stupid.

273 750 days = 749.502661 years


Yeah but how long exactly?

23 Jun 2012 06:37 PM
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Yuri Futanari     
Mugato: Toy_Cop: Babwa Wawa: LDM90: jtown: Babwa Wawa: carnifex2005: Babwa Wawa: Meh. By that time, I'll be in a retirement home and ready to end it all anyway.

That's good to know Methuselah.

Wat?

You're planning to live another 749.5 years?

No I think he just didn't hear what you said, being so old and all.

I'm not old now. It's just that I'll be like 80 years old by then. Which is why this article is stupid.

273 750 days = 749.502661 years

Yeah but how long exactly?


How long is it in Rhode Islands?

23 Jun 2012 06:43 PM
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Babwa Wawa    [TotalFark]  
Toy_Cop: Babwa Wawa: LDM90: jtown: Babwa Wawa: carnifex2005: Babwa Wawa: Meh. By that time, I'll be in a retirement home and ready to end it all anyway.

That's good to know Methuselah.

Wat?

You're planning to live another 749.5 years?

No I think he just didn't hear what you said, being so old and all.

I'm not old now. It's just that I'll be like 80 years old by then. Which is why this article is stupid.

273 750 days = 749.502661 years


Look, I'll grant that I'll be older, but this is just stupid. 273 days from today (if we can trust that number), falls in 2023.

WTF are you on about, anyway? What agenda are you pushing? Who's paying you to sway internet opinion?

23 Jun 2012 07:08 PM
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HMS_Blinkin     
Babwa Wawa: Meh. By that time, I'll be in a retirement home and ready to end it all anyway.

If it wasn't for all the bites, I would have given this a 2/10 or 3/10. But it looks like the troll-feeders have spoken, so 9/10. Nice work.

23 Jun 2012 07:35 PM
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Hand Banana    [TotalFark]  
Babwa Wawa: Look, I'll grant that I'll be older, but this is just stupid. 273 days from today (if we can trust that number), falls in 2023.

You forgot to carry the 2.

23 Jun 2012 07:35 PM
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Babwa Wawa    [TotalFark]  
HMS_Blinkin: If it wasn't for all the bites, I would have given this a 2/10 or 3/10. But it looks like the troll-feeders have spoken, so 9/10. Nice work.

I prefer to work in exponential media - so much easier to feign ignorance, creating depth and substance to the work.

Alas, my art is not one in whichI can dictate the media. If canvas and chalk is presented, then with that I will create my art - and suffer the premature deterioration thereof.

23 Jun 2012 07:57 PM
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Ess_Aytch     
Virtuoso80: If we're still around by then, then this won't be a difficult problem for us to solve. Unless we have some kind of dark ages/loss of knowledge era in the meantime.

Unless we have some kind of dark ages/loss of knowledge era? Dude, we're in one. Society is getting stupider by the day, and it won't be long before all scientists work on is cock-lengthening drugs.

23 Jun 2012 08:06 PM
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Kome     
But the radar measurements showed that the object does not have any chance of hitting Earth for at least the next 750 years, they added.

"The sensitivity of our radar has permitted us to measure this asteroid's properties and determine that it will not impact the Earth at least in the next 750 years," said Mike Nolan


What's the point of paraphrasing a specific and detailed point they made if you're going to quote them talking about those exact same specific details in the very next line? Just seems like a way for a poor writer to fill space.

23 Jun 2012 08:25 PM
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Skyfrog     
Only 273,750 more days until asteroid may strike Earth.

Well, it looks like the Mayans were right.

23 Jun 2012 08:32 PM
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redly1     
Only 273,750 more days until asteroid may strike Earth. EVERYBODY PANIC (news.yahoo.com)

273,750 days??????????

/takes items from recycling bin, dumps them in trash
//what's the point now

23 Jun 2012 08:32 PM
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PvtHike     
Guess I need to rethink my 751 year plan.

23 Jun 2012 08:57 PM
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fusillade762     
Ess_Aytch: Virtuoso80: If we're still around by then, then this won't be a difficult problem for us to solve. Unless we have some kind of dark ages/loss of knowledge era in the meantime.

Unless we have some kind of dark ages/loss of knowledge era? Dude, we're in one. Society is getting stupider by the day, and it won't be long before all scientists work on is cock-lengthening drugs.


I kinda wonder: even if they knew with absolute certainty that it WAS going to hit the Earth in 750 years if humans would bother doing anything about it.

And how many people would accuse scientists of creating a hoax a la AGW.

23 Jun 2012 09:25 PM
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Keizer_Ghidorah     
That's no asteroid...

www.historyvortex.org

24 Jun 2012 12:01 AM
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bangmaid     
I thought astronomers saw these things well in advance. And they caught this one 4 days before?

24 Jun 2012 01:42 AM
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heypete     
bangmaid: I thought astronomers saw these things well in advance. And they caught this one 4 days before?

Space is big. Rocks are small, dark, and hard to see.

24 Jun 2012 07:08 AM
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Ess_Aytch     
fusillade762: I kinda wonder: even if they knew with absolute certainty that it WAS going to hit the Earth in 750 years if humans would bother doing anything about it.

Absolutely not. Humans and our governments are entirely incapable of thinking beyond the current election cycle, much less several centuries ahead.

24 Jun 2012 12:10 PM
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Evil Twin Skippy     
bangmaid: I thought astronomers saw these things well in advance. And they caught this one 4 days before?

Well they try to see these things in advance. But at this point your local McDonalds has more staff than our Nation's asteroid hunting effort.

25 Jun 2012 12:46 AM
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