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   President Obama's grandmother would like you to know that he wasn't born in Kenya and would really like it if you STOPPED ASKING HER THE SAME DAMN QUESTION

23 Jun 2012 05:39 PM   |   2424 clicks   |   Salon
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St_Francis_P    [TotalFark]  
Well she would say that, wouldn't she.

23 Jun 2012 11:45 AM
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unyon    [TotalFark]  
St_Francis_P: Well she would say that, wouldn't she.

It was clear that the government-provided interpreter was covering for her. WE'RE DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE HERE PEOPLE

23 Jun 2012 12:09 PM
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Dufus    [TotalFark]  
Escaping post-coital bunnies - there's surreal symbolism there somewhere.

23 Jun 2012 12:17 PM
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GAT_00     
Nonsense, everyone knows if you only ask enough times she'll be forced to tell the TRUTH. All we have to do is pester and abuse and old woman enough, hopefully until she has a stroke from the stress and then we'll know the truth! Come on Republicans, she's half way there. Keep it up! Kill that old woman, for liberty!

23 Jun 2012 12:20 PM
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St_Francis_P    [TotalFark]  
GAT_00: Nonsense, everyone knows if you only ask enough times she'll be forced to tell the TRUTH. All we have to do is pester and abuse and old woman enough, hopefully until she has a stroke from the stress and then we'll know the truth! Come on Republicans, she's half way there. Keep it up! Kill that old woman, for liberty!

Look, it's her own fault. If she would give them the answer they want, they'll leave her alone. The ball is in her court.

23 Jun 2012 12:22 PM
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ginandbacon    [TotalFark]  
When does she start slapping people?

23 Jun 2012 12:23 PM
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cameroncrazy1984     
Tom Wilson can probably write her a funny song about it.

23 Jun 2012 12:48 PM
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Mr. Coffee Nerves    [TotalFark]  
Because she knows every time she lies Allah is adding another heaping scoop of hobo buttholes to the burlap sack she'll be forced to live in for eternity! Come on, Granny! Set your soul free and climb atop a WND billboard and scream "I remember the day Obama's father took him up to the rock and sang an Elton John song! Do you know how hard it is to rhyme clicks?"

Coincidentally I saw a new WND billboard on I-78 Westbound in Pennsylvania yesterday. Same design, but with a giant red "REAL" added to the "Where's the Birth Certificate" text.

23 Jun 2012 01:31 PM
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Ed Finnerty     
FTFA: Wandering around the compound are a turkey, several sheep, cows and rabbits.

I'm sure they're fed a diet of nothing but arugula and pizza cheese. Damned Obamas, always flaunting their wealth!

23 Jun 2012 03:58 PM
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Lionel Mandrake    [TotalFark]  
She opposes family planning and abortion - because babies are a gift from God. She thinks women shouldn't be able to inherit property, though when asked what advice she would give to a young girl, she stressed education. Asked about efforts to get men to fight domestic violence, she replied that women should be beaten if they're disobedient to their husbands.

Holy Shiat! She's a Republican!

/except for the pro-education part

23 Jun 2012 04:21 PM
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borg    [TotalFark]  
So the Obama administration got to her too!...

23 Jun 2012 04:47 PM
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Shaggy_C     
Ed Finnerty: Damned Obamas, always flaunting their wealth!

You've got it all wrong. Obama is fine spending other people's money to help the poor and downtrodden, yet he can't be bothered to even share a few dollars to help his own ailing grandmother who has to live in a ramshackle dirt farm in Kenya. Typical liberal hypocrite.

23 Jun 2012 05:29 PM
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PillsHere     
Lionel Mandrake: She opposes family planning and abortion - because babies are a gift from God. She thinks women shouldn't be able to inherit property, though when asked what advice she would give to a young girl, she stressed education. Asked about efforts to get men to fight domestic violence, she replied that women should be beaten if they're disobedient to their husbands.

Holy Shiat! She's a Republican!

/except for the pro-education part


Those are some disgusting viewpoints.

23 Jun 2012 05:42 PM
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LouDobbsAwaaaay    [TotalFark]  
Lionel Mandrake: She opposes family planning and abortion - because babies are a gift from God. She thinks women shouldn't be able to inherit property, though when asked what advice she would give to a young girl, she stressed education. Asked about efforts to get men to fight domestic violence, she replied that women should be beaten if they're disobedient to their husbands.

Holy Shiat! She's a Republican!

/except for the pro-education part


I think we have Romney's running-mate. GAME CHANGER, OBAMA!

23 Jun 2012 05:49 PM
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gingerjet     
The Obama people clearly got to her. Is there anyone they won't go after?

23 Jun 2012 05:50 PM
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actualhuman     
Shaggy_C: Ed Finnerty: Damned Obamas, always flaunting their wealth!

You've got it all wrong. Obama is fine spending other people's money to help the poor and downtrodden, yet he can't be bothered to even share a few dollars to help his own ailing grandmother who has to live in a ramshackle dirt farm in Kenya. Typical liberal hypocrite.


Ya, I hate to admit to this, even here among friends, but Grandma never did get over it when we sold the farm. Until she passed we used to spend every Sunday afternoon taking a little country drive out past the cotton and tobacco fields, then hang a left down an old dirt road crossing oceans of apple blossoms. Sure, she would seem happy when we dropped her off, and she loved the nice white pressed sheets they kept creased just so at the home but that dear, sweet Christian lady could never abide the thought that somewhere, out in the big wide world were a bunch of breedin' negroes that she ought to be keeping an eye on.

23 Jun 2012 05:50 PM
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gingerjet     
borg: So the Obama administration got to her too!...

shakes tiny fist!

23 Jun 2012 05:51 PM
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El Pachuco     
t3.gstatic.commedia.salon.com

/got nuthin'

23 Jun 2012 06:54 PM
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Wyalt Derp    [TotalFark]  
GAT_00: Nonsense, everyone knows if you only ask enough times she'll be forced to tell the TRUTH. All we have to do is pester and abuse and old woman enough, hopefully until she has a stroke from the stress and then we'll know the truth!

I'm amazed the thread has made it this far without someone suggesting we waterboard her.

23 Jun 2012 06:54 PM
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Genevieve Marie    [TotalFark]  
PillsHere: Those are some disgusting viewpoints.

She's a 90 year old Kenyan woman. The views are awful, but they're what her entire life has been defined by.

23 Jun 2012 07:03 PM
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FishStampede    [TotalFark]  
cameroncrazy1984: Tom Wilson can probably write her a funny song about it.

She should just tell them he's an alien.

23 Jun 2012 07:19 PM
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sparkeyjames     
Shaggy_C: Ed Finnerty: Damned Obamas, always flaunting their wealth!

Obama is fine spending other people's money to help the poor and downtrodden,


As apposed to the Republican way of borrowing the money, spending it then making the US taxpayer pay it back
at a higher interest rate?

23 Jun 2012 07:44 PM
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Virulency     
alright lets rephrase it and start asking again?

23 Jun 2012 08:29 PM
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Turbo Cojones     
Coolest Prez ever!

23 Jun 2012 09:19 PM
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Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  
Wyalt Derp: GAT_00: Nonsense, everyone knows if you only ask enough times she'll be forced to tell the TRUTH. All we have to do is pester and abuse and old woman enough, hopefully until she has a stroke from the stress and then we'll know the truth!

I'm amazed the thread has made it this far without someone suggesting we waterboard her.


That was my first thought. Torture was used in the Inquisition to encourage people to drop the pretenses and admit they were worshipping Satan.

23 Jun 2012 09:50 PM
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Jim_Callahan     
This would be president Obama's step-grandmother, the African national that's not related to him by blood and probably hasn't met him more than once or twice if that due to the whole Obama's dad being a deadbeat walkout (bigamist, etc) thing?

Yes, I can see why the media would be under the impression that she'd know specific details of Barack's birth and home life.

23 Jun 2012 10:46 PM
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Snarcoleptic_Hoosier    [TotalFark]  
Grandmagate!

23 Jun 2012 11:32 PM
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RandomExcess     
So she is changing her story AGAIN?

24 Jun 2012 12:19 AM
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Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  
Jim_Callahan: This would be president Obama's step-grandmother, the African national that's not related to him by blood and probably hasn't met him more than once or twice if that due to the whole Obama's dad being a deadbeat walkout (bigamist, etc) thing?

Yes, I can see why the media would be under the impression that she'd know specific details of Barack's birth and home life.


Sh, you're upsetting the narrative.

24 Jun 2012 01:20 AM
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urban.derelict     
YOU GO, FIRST GRANDMOTHER, GO! YOU TELL 'EM!

/remind them whose lawn they're on
//I'm sure the government has stipends available to care for the pres's extended family...

24 Jun 2012 01:21 AM
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urban.derelict     
Gyrfalcon: Jim_Callahan: This would be president Obama's step-grandmother, the African national that's not related to him by blood and probably hasn't met him more than once or twice if that due to the whole Obama's dad being a deadbeat walkout (bigamist, etc) thing?

Yes, I can see why the media would be under the impression that she'd know specific details of Barack's birth and home life.

Sh, you're upsetting the narrative.


he was born in Hawaii, 2 years after the US took it formally and by force; we'd been occupying it for sugar interests since the 1890s or so (dailyrotten dot com which has sadly stopped updating) but read "Lies my Teacher Told Me" because i said so and I'm never wrong.

24 Jun 2012 01:24 AM
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randomjsa     
I wonder if the people that ran the Hillary Clinton campaign regret being the ones to start that "born in Kenya" rumor yet.

24 Jun 2012 01:25 AM
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Jim_Callahan     
urban.derelict: //I'm sure the government has stipends available to care for the pres's extended family...

This woman is:

(1) Not related to the president by blood, she's a later wife of one of his grandfathers.

(2) Not an American citizen or under the jurisdiction thereof.

(3) The wife of a moderately important local guy and the stepmother of someone who works for the national government of Kenya.

So... no.

24 Jun 2012 01:26 AM
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Clockwork Kumquat     
farm8.staticflickr.com

24 Jun 2012 03:40 AM
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jcooli09     
sparkeyjames: Shaggy_C: Ed Finnerty: Damned Obamas, always flaunting their wealth!

Obama is fine spending other people's money to help the poor and downtrodden,

As apposed to the Republican way of borrowing the money, spending it then making the US taxpayer pay it back
at a higher interest rate?


You left out the part where they blame democrats for doing it.

24 Jun 2012 08:05 AM
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bogatti     
Like you would really expect an Illegal to tell the truth.

24 Jun 2012 10:10 AM
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urban.derelict     
Jim_Callahan: (2) Not an American citizen or under the jurisdiction thereof.

neither was Marc Emery but the DEA infiltrated Canadia to arrest him and as well as 2 friends, one of whom has since died of the cancer she was battling while promoting HEMP FOR VICTORY (1942 USDA pro hemp PROPAGANDA)

/and bush busted celebs -- women and minorities -- to flout tax law 'loopholes' i'll say
//2.bp.blogspot.com
/www.suvudu.com

24 Jun 2012 01:29 PM
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phritz     
unyon: WE'RE DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE HERE PEOPLE

I can see that at least SOMEBODY around here read the TFA.

25 Jun 2012 04:31 PM
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