Please don't disturb my friend, he's Dead Tired".


/Commando!

Approves.

Two bags of pretzels AND a refund? score!

Aw, come on! Both Commando and Bernie taken within two posts?

I'd rather fly next to a corpse, than a 3 year old that smells like bologna.

It sounds like Costa cruises branched out to airways.

Having suffered through a long coach flight or two in my life, the dead guy had it pretty good.

Could be worse, such as trying for the mile high club

But did he piss in Joe Buck's shoes?

"After her holiday in Tanzania, Pettersson decided to seek compensation from the airline, concluding that she had been entirely satisfied with her flight."

I flew Delta First Class and loved it. I want my 4 grand back.

"After her holiday in Tanzania, Pettersson decided to seek compensation from the airline, concluding that she had been entirely satisfied with her flight."

Is she British or something?

I know I'm not the only one who would rather sit next to a dead man than some of the folks I've had to sit next to on planes. At least the dead guy won't talk my ear off while I'm trying to read.

Was it a black guy?

I woulda asked for a refund before he died.

I thought that in the case of medical emergencies planes had to land or make arrangements for emergency landing due to medical emergencies but certainly if someone died mid-flight. It sounds like this airlines just wanted to get to their destination Tanzania wanted dead or alive.

Sure, he was dead, but was he fat?

fizzled: Sure, he was dead, but was he fat?

Imagine if they had gone up high enough for his body to just pop like a bag of chips.

I figured the sphincters would let go and piss and shiat would hit the floor..........

saomai: I thought that in the case of medical emergencies planes had to land or make arrangements for emergency landing due to medical emergencies but certainly if someone died mid-flight. It sounds like this airlines just wanted to get to their destination Tanzania wanted dead or alive.

When someone's dead, it's no longer an emergency.

Mr. Potatoass:

But did he piss in Joe Buck's shoes?

Who wouldn't?

SweetDickens: I figured the sphincters would let go and piss and shiat would hit the floor..........

I would guess if you stuff the little bag of peanuts in just the right way, it would be ok. Who knows, you might even get in the mile high club for helping out. :P

Jon iz teh kewl: [a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 253x247]

Where's that from?

Freschel: Jon iz teh kewl: [a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 253x247]

Where's that from?

That's Hotblack Desiato. He's spending a year dead for tax reasons.

I love the local

James10952001: I know I'm not the only one who would rather sit next to a dead man than some of the folks I've had to sit next to on planes. At least the dead guy won't talk my ear off while I'm trying to read.

It's possible he'd smell better too.

Mr. Potatoass: [www.joelcrary.com image 425x234]

But did he piss in Joe Buck's shoes?

There's supposed to be a short narrative somewhere on this, but I can't find it....

Drinks for the house--on Silent Joe here!

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Maybe she shouldn't have tried to tell him about her troubles.
/surprised this hadn't been done already

I'm still baffled as to how any element of this article came to pass.

"He was sweating and had cramp."

Had Cramp?

Wasn't this a scene in "Commando?"

Reason #8726 why I own a Cessna Skyhawk.

/if the guy next to me dies, I can push him out the door.