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   Three Miami top chefs to hold weekend cook-off featuring python, wild boar and lionfish, to encourage Floridians to start eating the local invasive species

23 Jun 2012 06:42 PM   |   4599 clicks   |   Miami Herald
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FirstNationalBastard    [TotalFark]  
They want Floridians to eat old people moving south?

23 Jun 2012 04:06 PM
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LadyHawke    [TotalFark]  
This is sort of like the Snakehead fishing tournament they hold up here. Rules are each fish has to be killed, and there's a big cookout at the end.

23 Jun 2012 04:55 PM
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shanrick    [TotalFark]  
My python boots are too tight.

23 Jun 2012 04:57 PM
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elvisaintdead    [TotalFark]  
I love smoked turkey, when it's not too expensive.

23 Jun 2012 05:22 PM
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wyltoknow     
I have a friend who goes out boar hunting around here, cooks 'em in his smoker. Is this supposed to be a "omg look at dem stupid Floridians" thing? If so then I guess I'm a stupid Floridian, but that shiat is delicious.

23 Jun 2012 06:23 PM
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LightGiver    [TotalFark]  
Tastes like chicken

23 Jun 2012 06:49 PM
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karmaceutical    [TotalFark]  
Should be eating Guido, Snowbird, and French-Canadian Loons.

23 Jun 2012 06:51 PM
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wildcardjack     
Is there a system of commercial harvesting and distribution for these invasive species?

Once you open up the purchasing channels then suppliers will make a dent. You might have to subsidize something at some point to get the chain going but then it will be self sufficient until the invasive species are rare. Then economics becomes a cyclical predator.

23 Jun 2012 06:52 PM
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Trapped87     
I've had lionfish pizza while in Bonaire and its actually pretty good - not too fishy tasting.

23 Jun 2012 06:54 PM
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fusillade762    [TotalFark]  
wyltoknow: I have a friend who goes out boar hunting around here, cooks 'em in his smoker. Is this supposed to be a "omg look at dem stupid Floridians" thing? If so then I guess I'm a stupid Floridian, but that shiat is delicious.

We've got a place here in Portland that serves boar tacos. Need to try them sometime.

23 Jun 2012 06:54 PM
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Welfare Xmas     
Trapped87: not too fishy tasting

Just for the record, if you are eating fish and it tastes fishy it's because it isn't fresh.

23 Jun 2012 06:56 PM
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LordJiro     
Encouraging Floridians to catch venomous lionfish, or hunt huge pythons or aggressive boars, is a win-win situation.

The invasive species get rarer, and the dumber Floridians get weeded out.

23 Jun 2012 06:56 PM
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monstera     
Cuban Sandwich?

23 Jun 2012 06:57 PM
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buckler     
fusillade762: wyltoknow: I have a friend who goes out boar hunting around here, cooks 'em in his smoker. Is this supposed to be a "omg look at dem stupid Floridians" thing? If so then I guess I'm a stupid Floridian, but that shiat is delicious.

We've got a place here in Portland that serves boar tacos. Need to try them sometime.


Really? Where?

23 Jun 2012 06:59 PM
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cyberspacedout     
I'm sure it'll be easier than the cook-off featuring C++.

23 Jun 2012 07:00 PM
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skinink     

"... to encourage Floridians to start eating the local invasive species "


So, Canadian Snowbirds, then?


23 Jun 2012 07:04 PM
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Ryker's Peninsula     
"Invasivore" would be a great name for a metal band.

23 Jun 2012 07:10 PM
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Edsel     
I've had lionfish - it's pretty farking tasty. My understanding is that it's a biatch to catch, so the economics aren't quite there to make it commercially viable.

23 Jun 2012 07:11 PM
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wambu    [TotalFark]  
Invasive species? They gonna put snowbirds on the menu too?

23 Jun 2012 07:12 PM
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nimeye     
fusillade762: wyltoknow: I have a friend who goes out boar hunting around here, cooks 'em in his smoker. Is this supposed to be a "omg look at dem stupid Floridians" thing? If so then I guess I'm a stupid Floridian, but that shiat is delicious.

We've got a place here in Portland that serves boar tacos. Need to try them sometime.



There's also a place that serves an excellent boar ragu- can't remember the name, though.

23 Jun 2012 07:14 PM
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doglover    [TotalFark]  
Edsel: I've had lionfish - it's pretty farking tasty. My understanding is that it's a biatch to catch, so the economics aren't quite there to make it commercially viable.

That's because they'll fark you up.

23 Jun 2012 07:14 PM
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Bit'O'Gristle     
Mmmm..wild boar cooked slow over a cooker or a pit. Pull it apart, add your favorite bbq sauce. Win.

23 Jun 2012 07:18 PM
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doglover    [TotalFark]  
Bit'O'Gristle: Mmmm..wild boar cooked slow over a cooker or a pit. Pull it apart, add your favorite bbq sauce. Win.

Why would you add BBQ sauce?

Just take a slice and get to it.

23 Jun 2012 07:20 PM
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fusillade762    [TotalFark]  
buckler: fusillade762: wyltoknow: I have a friend who goes out boar hunting around here, cooks 'em in his smoker. Is this supposed to be a "omg look at dem stupid Floridians" thing? If so then I guess I'm a stupid Floridian, but that shiat is delicious.

We've got a place here in Portland that serves boar tacos. Need to try them sometime.

Really? Where?


Pok Pok

Though I was mistaken, it's not in a taco. 2nd item down under "Charcoal grilled specialties" on the right side of the menu page.

23 Jun 2012 07:24 PM
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Jgok     
wyltoknow: I have a friend who goes out boar hunting around here, cooks 'em in his smoker. Is this supposed to be a "omg look at dem stupid Floridians" thing? If so then I guess I'm a stupid Floridian, but that shiat is delicious.

I actually see this article as a good thing both for and about Florida, and as a good example for other states with edible invasive species. If it's edible and invasive, we should be eating the fark out of it. Boar is DAMN good. If python is anything like rattlesnake, it'll be pretty tasty too. Never had lionfish, so I can't comment there.

23 Jun 2012 07:29 PM
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fusillade762    [TotalFark]  
nimeye: fusillade762: wyltoknow: I have a friend who goes out boar hunting around here, cooks 'em in his smoker. Is this supposed to be a "omg look at dem stupid Floridians" thing? If so then I guess I'm a stupid Floridian, but that shiat is delicious.

We've got a place here in Portland that serves boar tacos. Need to try them sometime.

There's also a place that serves an excellent boar ragu- can't remember the name, though.


Giorgio's

23 Jun 2012 07:30 PM
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LordOfThePings     
from ocean.pacific import lionfish

23 Jun 2012 07:32 PM
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Welfare Xmas     
Nutria: The other white swamp rat

Nutria are everywhere. Have seen this little mutherfarkers in Oregon.

23 Jun 2012 07:32 PM
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TuteTibiImperes    [TotalFark]  
wildcardjack: Is there a system of commercial harvesting and distribution for these invasive species?

Once you open up the purchasing channels then suppliers will make a dent. You might have to subsidize something at some point to get the chain going but then it will be self sufficient until the invasive species are rare. Then economics becomes a cyclical predator.


I don't know if there is a lot of commercial demand for any of these, but the hunting/fishing regulations are pretty lax for all of them.

For wild pigs/boars you don't even need a hunting permit if you are on private land, and there is no season limit or bag limit. For public land you need a hunting license, but the approved season is most of the year.

For pythons you don't need a hunting license for private land and there is no bag limit, but you do need to sign up for the python hunting program if you want to catch them in the everglades.

For lionfish all you need is a recreational fishing license and you can catch up to 100lbs.

23 Jun 2012 07:32 PM
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JungleBoogie    [TotalFark]  
They could put a bounty on each python, say 10 or 20 bucks. Within a few years, the population would go Passenger Pigeon or American Bison. Ditto with pretty much any invasive species. If unemployed high school kids could go out and collect hundreds of dollars in bounties every week, it would help the local economy too.

23 Jun 2012 07:33 PM
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TuteTibiImperes    [TotalFark]  
Jgok: wyltoknow: I have a friend who goes out boar hunting around here, cooks 'em in his smoker. Is this supposed to be a "omg look at dem stupid Floridians" thing? If so then I guess I'm a stupid Floridian, but that shiat is delicious.

I actually see this article as a good thing both for and about Florida, and as a good example for other states with edible invasive species. If it's edible and invasive, we should be eating the fark out of it. Boar is DAMN good. If python is anything like rattlesnake, it'll be pretty tasty too. Never had lionfish, so I can't comment there.


Many landowners will allow hunters free access to their land to hunt wild hogs. The wild hogs are a nuisance that destroy crops, harass livestock (and sometimes eat the young), and chase out native game species. It's a win-win for the landowners and the hunters - the hunters get free access to a mostly unregulated hunting environment, and the landowners get free removal of a pest species.

23 Jun 2012 07:36 PM
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Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute     
i115.photobucket.com

The face-eating diet is still popular in Miami

23 Jun 2012 07:40 PM
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jayphat     
skinink: "... to encourage Floridians to start eating the local invasive species "
So, Canadian Snowbirds, then?


The Ohio variety too.

23 Jun 2012 07:46 PM
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Kumana Wanalaia     
wyltoknow: . Is this supposed to be a "omg look at dem stupid Floridians" thing?

No, actually I think it's an instance of something cool being done in florida.

I could go for a leg of roast boar right now, with mashed potatoes and gravy.

/northeasterner

23 Jun 2012 07:49 PM
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Roja Herring    [TotalFark]  
Watch out for brain worms!

23 Jun 2012 07:51 PM
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mikaloyd    [TotalFark]  
Welfare Xmas: Trapped87: not too fishy tasting

Just for the record, if you are eating fish and it tastes fishy it's because it isn't fresh.


Or ots mackeral

23 Jun 2012 07:52 PM
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BarkingUnicorn    [TotalFark]  
wildcardjack: Is there a system of commercial harvesting and distribution for these invasive species?

Once you open up the purchasing channels then suppliers will make a dent. You might have to subsidize something at some point to get the chain going but then it will be self sufficient until the invasive species are rare. Then economics becomes a cyclical predator.


SUBSIDIZE? But that's socialism!

JungleBoogie: They could put a bounty on each python, say 10 or 20 bucks. Within a few years, the population would go Passenger Pigeon or American Bison. Ditto with pretty much any invasive species. If unemployed high school kids could go out and collect hundreds of dollars in bounties every week, it would help the local economy too.

Just what we need: thousands of unemployed high school kids wandering through the Everglades with guns. What could possibly go wrong?

23 Jun 2012 07:54 PM
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DORMAMU     
Any one mention snow birds yet? No?

/disappoint

23 Jun 2012 07:55 PM
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olddinosaur     
FirstNationalBastard: They want Floridians to eat old people moving south?

Done in one.

23 Jun 2012 07:56 PM
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Welfare Xmas     
DORMAMU: Any one mention snow birds yet? No?

/disappoint


CTRL-F much?

23 Jun 2012 07:56 PM
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DORMAMU     
BarkingUnicorn: wildcardjack: Is there a system of commercial harvesting and distribution for these invasive species?

Once you open up the purchasing channels then suppliers will make a dent. You might have to subsidize something at some point to get the chain going but then it will be self sufficient until the invasive species are rare. Then economics becomes a cyclical predator.

SUBSIDIZE? But that's socialism!

JungleBoogie: They could put a bounty on each python, say 10 or 20 bucks. Within a few years, the population would go Passenger Pigeon or American Bison. Ditto with pretty much any invasive species. If unemployed high school kids could go out and collect hundreds of dollars in bounties every week, it would help the local economy too.

Just what we need: thousands of unemployed high school kids wandering through the Everglades with guns. What could possibly go wrong?


What could go wrong?


Darwinism in florida?


/grabs popcorn & beer

23 Jun 2012 07:58 PM
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MAYORBOB     
FirstNationalBastard: They want Floridians to eat old people moving south?

Only older Jewish retirees will be served for those asking to keep Kosher.

23 Jun 2012 07:58 PM
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olddinosaur     
We got plenty of wild pigs in Texas as well, come on down and blast 'em, be my guest.

They are also a huge problem in Hawa'ii, where they are destroying the environment.

Help save the environment-----support big game hunting.

23 Jun 2012 07:59 PM
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DORMAMU     
Welfare Xmas: DORMAMU: Any one mention snow birds yet? No?

/disappoint

CTRL-F much?


Well that took less time to snag one than I thought it would...

23 Jun 2012 08:00 PM
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DORMAMU     
MAYORBOB: FirstNationalBastard: They want Floridians to eat old people moving south?

Only older Jewish retirees will be served for those asking to keep Kosher.


*snort*

Well played

23 Jun 2012 08:01 PM
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revrendjim    [TotalFark]  
Boar have been in Florida since Ponce de Leon. Or maybe it was De Soto. Regardless, that's like 500 years. How long does it take to qualify as native?

23 Jun 2012 08:05 PM
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AllUpInYa     
What, no REAL Cuban sammich on the menu??

23 Jun 2012 08:06 PM
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binkyman     
skinink: "... to encourage Floridians to start eating the local invasive species "
So, Canadian Snowbirds, then?


Someone has to bring some money to your economy.

23 Jun 2012 08:11 PM
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Igor Jakovsky     
Have hunted hogs locally when I was in high school. Now i prefer to let the kids do it and reap the rewards. The trick is to catch them live, and put them in a pen. Feed them corn for about 6 months then voila tasty ribs, etc in the smoker. I've got friends who supply local charity events with them. As far as lionfish it is my understanding that the best way to catch them is to spear them. They may or may not bite on regular bottom fishing gear. Pythons, no clue. I live north of the everglades. This event sounds cool, wish I could get down there.

23 Jun 2012 08:15 PM
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TuteTibiImperes    [TotalFark]  
revrendjim: Boar have been in Florida since Ponce de Leon. Or maybe it was De Soto. Regardless, that's like 500 years. How long does it take to qualify as native?

Ecosystems evolve over millenia, and Florida's hasn't had time to adapt especially with the increased impact of humans and development. There are some natural predators to the wild hogs in FL like alligators, panthers, and bears, but all of those have been pushed farther and farther away by the encroach of civilization. Florida Panthers have become endangered and tend to avoid people as it is, and people freak out when large alligators and bears start wandering into their neighborhoods, so wildlife control has to take them out, while the hogs merrily hang out and keep causing trouble.

23 Jun 2012 08:16 PM
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