Madison, wi
Great fun to visit but so full of crazies it distorts the rest of the state.

The one with the most Teabaggers.

I'm the president of earth. You don't tell me who I can't nuke. I choose Detroit to spite you.

Of course, being a farker, you may have expected me to choose Detroit...

alamagordo, nm - it has prior experience ...

New York City.

Because screw those guys.

For me, it's Minneapolis. No question.

Whenever a nuclear attack or deadly virus or zombie apocalypse is a possibility, I always hope it'll happen to Minneapolis.

I don't know. What is the smallest, most isolated American city?

violentsalvation: I don't know. What is the smallest, most isolated American city?

You know what, fark it, this is my chance. NYC or LA or Boston or San Fransicko. I can use more than one nuke, right?

exvaxman: Madison, wi
Great fun to visit but so full of crazies it distorts the rest of the state.

Well fark you too.
/In Madison
//Also I nuke the aliens.

Can I negotiate or fool them into thinking Texas is a city?

NYC

Tokyo. They're very forgiving about stuff like that.

Come on, people. Do we really f*cking need Tulsa?

That's easy. Detr-.

Aw, fark.

Okay, I choose Pago Pagp, American Samoa.

Anybody seen Fail Safe?

oh I skipped over the American part.

uh...Phoenix

Terre Haute, Indiana

/Damn. And they were just about to get a public library.

Roook: oh I skipped over the American part.

uh...Phoenix

Good call, there will be very few casualties. They've acclimated to worse conditions.

Panama City

birdmanesq: New York City.

Because screw those guys.

F*ck them and the crappy excuse for pizza they rode in on.

10.0.0.1: the crappy excuse for pizza they rode in on.

Shut your whore mouth!

Washington, D.C. You'd get rid of more politicians that way.

Screw their demands, I'm the President of Earth.

We're nukin' Alienville, Alientania.

HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW?

Is Florida a city?

I think we should just choose whichever city happens to have Sarah Palin in it at the time.

West Memphis.

No question.

I have a hard time believing the aliens would give Detroit a pass.

valanienna: I have a hard time believing the aliens would give Detroit a pass.

I think the Aliens already planned to do Detroit, so we have to pick #2.

Roook: oh I skipped over the American part.

uh...Phoenix

Let me and the rest of the sane people get out first, at least. It will save about 8 people.

And my answer: Los Angeles. A totally worthless city.

Los Angeles...ground zero on Hollywood and Vine. It's the only way to be sure.

Burlington VT.

South Bend, IN.

Notre Dame has a very pretty campus, but South Bend is an armpit.

If they nuke LA, where will we get porn?

valanienna: Notre Dame has a very pretty campus

Notre Dame would be gorgeous if it weren't for all the people who went to Notre Dame.

In that way, Notre Dame is much like New York City.

birdmanesq: valanienna: Notre Dame has a very pretty campus

Notre Dame would be gorgeous if it weren't for all the people who went to Notre Dame.

In that way, Notre Dame is much like New York City.

I saw it in the summer, so I didn't get to see many actual students. Are they ugly?

valanienna: Are they ugly?

Just their souls, valanienna. Just their souls.

PeriRies: Is Florida a city?

The aliens won't know. I say we go with Florida.

Pittsburgh, because fark those guys and their french fry sandwiche

Frogdamnit. I'm torn between NYC and DC.

I guess it's only fair to flip a coin.

Seattle

I say we rename New York City Boner City and then nuke it.

Then we can tell our kids we had to nuke a boner to destroy the aliens.

MIAppologia: I think we should just choose whichever city happens to have Sarah Palin in it at the time.

What if she's at Kroger when you get there?

PeriRies: If they nuke LA, where will we get porn?

San Fernando Valley. L.A., it is!

Boston...but Tom Brady must be present...and Tim Tebow has to be visiting.

Milwaukee, WI

Great fun to visit, but exvaxman lives there.

Columbus, South Carolina.

I watched Independence Day at a theater in Austin when it came out. When Houston got nuked the entire theater erupted in applause.

Texas!

Wait. Someone is telling me Texas isn't a city.

Someone convince Texas to be both a state and a city before this option is presented.

Sorry, there is no such person as President of Earth, alien guy.

Las Vegas!

/very biblical ending