They should consider closing room 237 permanently. Nothing good happens in that room, right Danny?

Talk about your dark marks not easily looked past nor quickly forgotten ... the Daytime Emmys ... shudder.

The Daytime Emmy Awards? Is that like the Special Olympics?

/sorry for insulting the retards

Do they have a room 1408?

This obviously means awards shows are the devil and should be banned before they kill again!

NOT THE DAYTIME EMMYS!!!

Everyone is just dying to stay there.

Ain't no nubians allowed there either.

We'll leave the light off for ya'.

eddievercetti: Do they have a room 1408?



Sorry, It's booked...

Guntram Shatterhand: This obviously means awards shows are the devil and should be banned before they kill again!

The real killer is Katie Couric. She nuked two towns in Pennsylvania to get on the air.

What is Daytime Emmy Awards?

The elderly couple and Whitney Houston are hosting the Daytime Emmys?

My Little Pony not being nominated for outstanding children animated program is a damn travesty.

Though it is up for two songs.

Well, they say deaths happen in threes: Death of beauty, death of love, death of good taste.

I was going to do an interview with Michael Jackson called "Michael Jackson, sitting on top of the world," but I should call it "Michael Jackson can sit on top of the world, as long as he doesn't do it at the Beverly Hills Hilton Hotel, because there's no N****** ALLOWED IN THERE!!!!!"

Neither of MLP's songs won; instead, it was content from The Penguins of Madagascar, which I don't believe I'd heard of to this point.

Hello, Danny. Come and watch the Daytime Emmys with us. Come and watch with us, Danny. Forever ...(*shot of bloody corpses) and ever (*) ... and ever.