Dammit subby I'm trying to get RID of my farks!

Troublesome Strumpet: Dammit subby I'm trying to get RID of my farks!

I'll give you three damns, a shiat, and a rat's ass for your supply of farks.

Ikea?

Sooooooo tempted.

it's even remote controlled, awesome!

Someone in the reviews section claims he bought one at Spencer's for 10 bucks.

I'll have to keep my eyes open next time I have to go to a mall. Might make it worth it.

Old toy is old.

WANT

some_beer_drinker: it's even remote controlled, awesome!

My son's RC helicopter broke. Think his mum will let me buy it for him?

FirstNationalBastard: Troublesome Strumpet: Dammit subby I'm trying to get RID of my farks!

I'll give you three damns, a shiat, and a rat's ass for your supply of farks.

Worst.Game.Of.Settlers.Of.Catan.Ever

Now I know what I'm getting my dad for his birthday.

what? stop looking at me like that! he's very difficult to shop for

What if I want to receive a flying fark? Is there a service for that?

BroVinny: What if I want to receive a flying fark? Is there a service for that?

Ask Gary Kasparov. (NSFW)

BroVinny: What if I want to receive a flying fark? Is there a service for that?

Yes.

ThinkGeek has had this for a while now.

/not that anyone gives a fk right?

ds_4815: BroVinny: What if I want to receive a flying fark? Is there a service for that?

Ask Gary Kasparov. (NSFW)

IT'S THE MAGICAL FLYING WEENER

Unoriginal_Username: ThinkGeek has had this for a while now.

/not that anyone gives a fk right?

SANDUSKY JOKE ON ANOTHER TAB!

Does it include a rolling doughnut?

xanadian: ds_4815: BroVinny: What if I want to receive a flying fark? Is there a service for that?

Ask Gary Kasparov. (NSFW)

IT'S THE MAGICAL FLYING WEENER

Technically, aren't all flying weeners somewhat magical?

/Behold the power of F*ck

I see subby was reading the "25 of the most useless, expensive and awesome Items to spend your money on" thread from earlier and also looked around thisiswhyimbroke.com

Definitely want. Yes please.

From the "Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed" section:

Suck UK Cat Scratch



WTF?

I see an Amazon Associates tag in that URL. I wonder how much subby is making off of flying farks right now.

You see, it would be this mat that you would put on the floor... and would have different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO.

I was given this on Christmas. It works pretty well, but you can't really directionally fly it; you more just rotate the word.

Sid_6.7: FirstNationalBastard: Troublesome Strumpet: Dammit subby I'm trying to get RID of my farks!

I'll give you three damns, a shiat, and a rat's ass for your supply of farks.

Worst.Game.Of.Settlers.Of.Catan.Ever

And yet STILL no one has any wheat.

Cathouse?

This is kind of like a paradox. Who the hell would care enough to buy a ¿ʞɔnɟ ƃuıʎןɟ

Fly this over a nun convent.

RedPhoenix122: And yet STILL no one has any wheat.

...which means you just have wood for sheep?